About Cha Cha

Cha Cha is Becky Brown. She runs her mouth at noodleroux, where you can find her talking about dogs, boobs, and whatever else is rumbling around her scary little brain. A small-town girl turned city woman, Cha Cha still can’t parallel park. However, she can write and edit and manages to make a living doing that instead. She likes her husband and dropping the f-bomb, because both of them make her feel awesome.

Norovirus, exciting and new.

cruise

It’s time. To the cast of “The Love Boat,” I’m looking at you. It’s time to get the gang back together for made-for-teevee movie magic. You’re the only ones who can save us, the only life raft that can keep us afloat in the choppy waters of good cruises gone bad. Clearly, I’m talking about [...]

Gird your loins: V-Day is coming!

prom

Valentine’s Day is coming up faster than you’d like to believe. Although I have a general distaste for Hallmark holidays, I’m gonna tell it to you straight: if you’re in any kind of relationship, you need to know what the explicit expectations are for this holiday of lurve. At my house, I make meatloaf. No [...]

Ceramic squirrels are a girl’s best friend.

squirrel

Did you stab anybody this past Christmas? A few women did. One lady stabbed her fiancé during an argument over the color scheme for their wedding. Another woman was so upset when her boyfriend came home without beer on Christmas that she beat and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel. A ceramic squirrel. Now, I’ve [...]

Every kiss doesn’t begin with Kay.

No!

My husband proposed in front of a dog-doo sanitation unit. You know, the little stand they have in parks and on trails, with baggies and a trash can where you can stow poo? Yeah. He didn’t mean to, but when he got down on 1 knee along the trail where we had our first date, [...]