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Brittany Gibbons

EZPZ Mickey Mash Up Magic.

by Brittany Gibbons

on August 23, 2010 in EZPZ

This is what it’s like in my house if I have to print something. Me:  Andy, I’m trying to print something, I just click the cartoon printer, right? Andy:  Yes, the icon, did you check the settings?  Is it set to the right printer? Me:  Yes, I mean, I am standing right next to the [...]

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The Skinny

by Brittany Gibbons

on August 13, 2010 in Community

I love that I am so old, it literally takes me 4-5 days to recover from travel.  I only now just started putting a bra on again. Like I told my Schwann’s guy yesterday, I just got back from New York Monday, stop having expectations for me beyond washing my hands after I pee, and [...]

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EZPZ in four.

by Brittany Gibbons

on August 2, 2010 in EZPZ

Whether or not you are able to join us in New York City, you should read this. Why? because this is where I tell you, whether you are dancing next to me in NYC or dancing with me from your bedroom in your underwear, you are going to have a blast, and you have a [...]

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The Skinny

by Brittany Gibbons

on July 23, 2010 in Community

Let’s wrap up an amazing week! 1. First, this is what we’re jamming to this morning. 2. Aiming Low’s EZPZ Party in NYC sold out in two hours! BANANAS! Didn’t get in? RELAX. Register and get on the wait list, we have a very good feeling more places will open up, and the only way [...]

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Fruit Salsa. Only better.

by Brittany Gibbons

on July 19, 2010 in EZPZ

First.  To be clear.  Do not let the word fruit scare you.  This is not a health food.  I repeat.  Not a health food. I am always looking for the latest and greatest way to make spiked food acceptable in every day society…enter, fruit salsa. I mean, you really can’t go wrong here. Fruit. Good. [...]

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One year down.

by Brittany Gibbons

on July 16, 2010 in Community

One year ago, we created this website. But, we didn’t create Aiming Low. It was already a movement. Women everywhere, both married and single.  In a lifestyle that sometimes demanded more from them than they could give.  And, they were tired of the expectations and standards they would never meet. Are we good enough, or [...]

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No Bake Cheesecakes 2.0

by Brittany Gibbons

on June 30, 2010 in EZPZ

I have found, some of the best friends in life come from the weirdest places.  Like in between a set of stirrups. I was at a graduation party, when my gynecologist, Stephen, was all, you have got to try the cheesecakes I made, and I was like, um, did you wash your hands first? Because, [...]

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Glee Season 1 Finale. Timely, right?

by Brittany Gibbons

on June 17, 2010 in Pop Culture

One season down. I know, I, for one, will be so excited next season, to not have to set my DVR to record an extra 10 minutes every Tuesday night because washed-up Idol went over recapping all the night’s shitty performances while some dirty girl with no teeth on the side of her mouth stood weeping on the stage.

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America’s Funniest Home Videos orrrr FACES OF DEATH.

by Brittany Gibbons

on May 25, 2010 in Parenting

When we were moving into our house, the first thing I noticed was that our neighbors had a trampoline. As anyone who has ever watched America’s Funniest Home Videos with me knows…I am anti-trampoline. AntTramp, for short. Oh my God, another trampoline video. Where the hell is this kid’s parents? He is going to break his neck, I swear to Christ, I can’t even watch.

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Nature is Awesomer on a Flat Screen

by Brittany Gibbons

on April 19, 2010 in Pop Culture

(WARNING:  There might be spoilers in this post.  I am not entirely sure, because I am totally writing this spoiler disclaimer before I actually write the post.  Also, I am drinking.  Also, there might be the word cock in here, too. THIS IS YOU BEING WARNED.) It’s a busy time for us. Andy is slammed [...]

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