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Angie Pangie

Oh, I’m Sorry. I Didn’t Get the Memo Where I Was Your Kid’s Parent.

by Angie Pangie

on June 1, 2010 in Parenting

I love my children. I tolerate yours. Sometimes. When I take my girls to the neighborhood pool, I go to make sure they’re not drowning, they’re having fun, and they’re not bothering other people. It’s kind of that oath of parental responsibility we imaginarily signed when we pushed out the babies from our nethers.

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The Mom Clean

by Angie Pangie

on May 17, 2010 in Playing House

I was raised in a house of ill-repute.Substitute “obsessive cleanliness” with “ill-repute” for a more accurate description. Growing up, I always had my daily and weekly chores for which my mother had to constantly and forcefully gently remind me and my sister that we had dishes to unload, crap to pick up and/or dust to remove from every single flat surface in the house.

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The Snip and Why I’ll Never Have Another Baby

by Angie Pangie

on May 4, 2010 in Parenting

My friend Mandi asked me recently, as many, MANY people do, “Why stop with just two children?” My answer, “ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING? ARE YOU INSANE? I CAN BARELY HANDLE THE TWO I HAVE NOW AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I WOULDN’T WANT MORE?”

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My Heart Belongs to 90s Teen Movies

by Angie Pangie

on April 22, 2010 in Pop Culture

Amy Lo reminded me how much I love teen movies from the 90s. Her favorite? Can’t Hardly Wait Me? The same. But there are others that have made my list of Most Awesome 90s Teen Movies. 1: Can’t Hardly Wait Just try to argue with the fact that Jennifer Love Hewitt pulled out all the [...]

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Plastic Served Up with a Side of Preservatives! YUMMO!

by Angie Pangie

on April 20, 2010 in Parenting

I’m not a left-wing elitist as the Palin/Tea Partiers would have you believe. I have my shortcomings. Actually, a lot of them. I do my best for my girls. I try my best to pay extra attention to what they eat and ensure they get a balance of good foods. My girls are teeny. Like, [...]

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My Love, My Lappy

by Angie Pangie

on March 4, 2010 in Nerdgasm

I never believed in loving inanimate objects. Actually, I did used to believe up until last year that things had feelings and thoughts. But I didn’t believe there was a place in my world for me to love something that didn’t love me back. Until 3 years ago when my Lappy came home from the [...]

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My Nerd Boner is Large, But I Don’t Want You to Find It

by Angie Pangie

on February 18, 2010 in Nerdgasm

Call me crazy (like you already don’t), but I kinda don’t want the whole Internet world of stalkers, perverts, and my BFFs knowing where I am at any given moment. I kind of like to keep the stalkers, crazies, and my BFFs in the dark most of the time as to where my actual physical [...]

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Wanted: Housewife/Househusband

by Angie Pangie

on February 11, 2010 in Playing House

Part-time availability for woman or man to clean, maintain, organize, and cook for a household of four. Must be available at a minimum of 20 hours per week. Applicant must have an understanding of the expectations put upon him/her by the employer’s mother as the employer was raised in a neat, tidy, and well-organized household. [...]

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It’s not every day your kid throws up all over Disney World. I consider myself lucky.

by Angie Pangie

on January 28, 2010 in Parenting

But then again, you probably don’t live in Orlando and visit Disney World every other weekend like I do. We consider ourselves lucky to be so close to the Happy Fairy Magicland, but I realize some people who are dead in their hearts see Disney as plastic/phony/cheezy. I get it. I understand it. But I [...]

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Go make me a sammich. Or could you pick one up on your way home?

by Angie Pangie

on January 21, 2010 in Playing House

I’m pretty sure the cause for my lack of monies and my ever-growing FoodBaby belly is due to sheer laziness. Why, say you, do I finally admit to this? Because I’m too lazy not to. There are 1001 excuses I’ve used to explain why we can’t have dinner at home. Here are a few of [...]

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