It’s that time of year again. When we congratulate ourselves on making it through another school year without bodily harm to school staff, over-enthusiastic PTO members or YOUR CHILD! This is a little guide on how to make it through these long summer months. Summer Survival Guide
In the event your house is a rock, I’ll fill you in on the important stuff. Man created fire. Man discovers communication. Kristen shot J.R. Al Gore invented the Internet. And chances are, even if you lived under the biggest stone out there, you still have a Facebook page. While I enjoy using Facebook as [...]
Some people might have a handful of M&M’s or indulge in a candy bar. Those people are amateurs. I could write a whole, long post that was an ode to comfort food, but REALLY? I think the picture says it all. SNACK ALTER Yeah, the writing is all backwards, don’t ask.
Recently my buddy Robin got a new phone. Yow know, Robin Plemmons? Remember her? Yeah, she went from a janky old cell to a phone that she’s not embarrassed to be seen in public with. One that was smarter than both of us. It was cooler too. It had been naked with Ryan Reynolds already.
Back when Twilight-mania reached a fever pitch I was all for the sparkly boys! (In the by-chance you’ve lived under a rock and never heard of Twilight: Vampire meets Girl, they fall in love, Vampire doesn’t eat Girl, there’s no bacon involved.)(It’s also a series written for teens.)(There’s no S.E.X.)(At all) Along with the Twilight [...]
Come As You Are! Aug 6, 9-11pm This is pretty much our message, and now it’s our party theme at our first-annual BlogHer Community Event! Mark your calendars! We are so excited to bring our brand of fun and laughter out for the party. We promise to wear clean underwear and everything! We’ll save a [...]
It smells of popcorn. There’s an aura of happiness that sweeps in with the air conditioning. Joy that can only be found in the comforting simplicity of khaki and red. It calls. Come to me. Let me soothe every sorrow. Soap is on sale 3 for 1 today!
Things have a way of a way of creeping up on you. The songs from GLEE that you like know all the words to are considered classics. You find words coming out of your mouth that you’re pretty sure your mother once said. And somehow the perfect, angelic child you gave birth to…..
I recently went on a trip to Blissdom with Robin. It looked like this: Until it looked like this: She blames me. I blame her hate of Canada.
I’m a perfect class parent! That means I forget what I’m supposed to get/do/make until days before it’s due. I’m awesome. You wish you were my kid. But now I have a HP Photosmart eStn C10 making it easier to be a class parent WIN.
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