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- September 2010 (4)
- 02: This is instant??? (3)
- 02: Top Design Contestant, I am NOT. (10)
- 01: Quick & EZPZ Computer Shortcuts (5)
- 01: Highlights from My Week with a Pathetic, Sick Baby (7)
- August 2010 (41)
- 31: Yes, I want superpowers, but heck no, I’m not drinking blood. (16)
- 30: EZPZ Chocolate Chip Cheesecake Dip AKA Crack Dip (8)
- 30: Anthropology and Anthropologie (5)
- 27: This post is not suitable for children…seriously!! (8)
- 26: Amy and Mishi in the Big Apple (3)
- 26: School’s In! (19)
- 25: EZPZ HP’s Tabbloid (8)
- 25: Foot Pain Makes Me Cuss Like a Sailor (26)
- 24: Food Snob (36)
- 24: Not That There’s Anything Wrong with That (17)
- 23: EZPZ Mickey Mash Up Magic. (6)
- 23: EZPZ Chocolate Oatsies (17)
- 20: Letters From The Editor, Ed. 4 (19)
- 19: Phoneless in Thornhill Woods (5)
- 19: Rev up your DVRs! Which, by the way, if you don’t have a DVR, quit the internet now. (18)
- 18: EZPZ Risotto (16)
- 18: Rah-Rah-Ah-Ah-Ah: Make Your Own Baby Lady Gaga Costume in 10 Easy Steps (16)
- 17: How I Shot This (4)
- 17: My Secret for Simple Laundry (19)
- 16: Viruses and Vampires (14)
- 16: EZPZ Five Simple Tips for Every Woman (6)
- 13: The Skinny (13)
- 12: The Tale of the Milk Bag (42)
- 12: WTF Betty White? (19)
- 11: If Only My Whole Life Could be the HP Photo Booth (14)
- 11: Seven Can Soup! (11)
- 11: The Best Camera (6)
- 10: Obsession Is Not Just A Song By Animotion (11)
- 10: Your guide to being more like me. Because I know it’s your dream. (6)
- 09: Surgical Perks (14)
- 09: I Walk the Line (9)
- 09: How to Make Iced Coffee at Home (8)
- 05: The Updates You’ve Been Waiting For (9)
- 05: I’ll Be Your Tee-Shirt (6)
- 04: The Summer of (Road) Rage (5)
- 04: And that’s how to prepare yourself for Blogher (5)
- 04: EZPZ Appetizers for Unexpected Guests (4)
- 03: Panic and Packing (3)
- 03: BlogHer Beauty on a Budget (5)
- 02: And the winner is… (2)
- 02: EZPZ in four. (9)
- July 2010 (48)
- 30: Golden Girls (2)
- 29: Girl Crushes: A Laminated List (50)
- 28: Hi, my name is Kim Basinger (7)
- 28: WWAHD? (22)
- 28: The EZPZ Workout Playlist. (8)
- 27: A Letter to My Gallbladder (18)
- 27: The Art of a Good Handshake (16)
- 26: You Gonna Eat That? (12)
- 26: I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends (10)
- 26: An Over-packer’s Guide to Packing (9)
- 23: The Skinny (5)
- 23: Two Stories About Pants (17)
- 22: Getting Pumped for New York: Five New York Movies to Love (12)
- 22: Maybe I’m Just Bitter Since I’m Pretty Damn Sure I’m Pregnant (20)
- 21: How I Shot This (7)
- 21: Metalia’s Moving Mystery GIVEAWAY! (98)
- 21: How to Go to a Theme Park With Your Kids (17)
- 20: Universally Flattering Lipcolor: No, REALLY! (27)
- 20: My life as a giant pink marshmallow (28)
- 19: Very Superstitious (12)
- 19: Fruit Salsa. Only better. (19)
- 17: Birthday Winners!! (17)
- 16: One year down. (29)
- 16: Happy Birthday, Now Let’s Give Stuff Away (326)
- 16: RSVP for the EZPZ Party in NYC! (15)
- 15: Aiming Low Birthday Reminder! (5)
- 15: Embrace Your Inner Ugly. Get Rewarded with Starbucks. (37)
- 14: Great iPhone Apps for BlogHer ’10 in New York City (37)
- 14: Skip the Baby, Get a Dog (14)
- 14: The Legal Guide to Going Out to Eat on the Cheap #EzPz (12)
- 13: What’s in a Name? (26)
- 13: My Eyebrow Nightmare (54)
- 12: Letters From The Editor, Ed. 3 (10)
- 12: EZPZ: New York Style! (4)
- 08: Watch Out Dr. Google- There’s a New Dr. in Town (18)
- 08: The Ending Sucked: Five Movies I Can’t Stand (56)
- 07: Obsessed: But not the cat-hoarding kind. (51)
- 07: Putting the Merry Back in Marriage, Part 2 (6)
- 07: EzPz Bang Braid (40)
- 06: Mean Mom? (37)
- 06: Wii vibe. Sort of what it sounds like. (11)
- 05: SAVE THE DATE! The Aiming Low EzPz Party in NYC (27)
- 05: Old people: The other (almost expired) white meat (17)
- 05: Photography Coffee Talk with the Girls of Aiming Low (17)
- 05: How to Make Barrettes: Because unfortunately, we’re not ALL Talented Etsy People. (12)
- 02: Letters From The Editor, Ed. 2 (14)
- 01: 10 things I’d rather be doing than playing tennis for 11 hours and 5 minutes (15)
- 01: It’s like FINALLY! Someone is listening to me (17)
- June 2010 (48)
- 30: Stretch Marks and Wrinkles Shouldn’t Mix (10)
- 30: What Shoes Not to Wear (17)
- 30: No Bake Cheesecakes 2.0 (14)
- 29: Let’s Talk Photowalks, Baby (10)
- 29: How Many Backyardigans Songs do you Know by Heart? (31)
- 28: Tales From Outpatient Surgery (8)
- 28: Oooh, BURN: A cautionary tale. (15)
- 28: Perfect Gift for Grandma (7)
- 25: We Are About to Make Seven Readers REALLY Happy. Alternate Title: Winners of our HP Printer Giveaway! (16)
- 25: Happiness is regularity (11)
- 24: Best Celebrity Couples, Real AND Make Believe (14)
- 24: How to Achieve Perfect Happiness & Score a Free Vacation (6)
- 23: Putting the Merry Back in Marriage. Part 1 (9)
- 23: Diary of a Foodie (9)
- 23: Let’s Talk About Watermarks, Baby (13)
- 22: A Crawling Baby Means Gleaming Floors (5)
- 22: It Does Take a Village (18)
- 21: I Know You Like to Think That Your Sh!t Don’t Stink (36)
- 21: Shame and Fried Chicken (10)
- 21: Cake Mix Cookies (32)
- 18: Because We Love You…We Want You To Win a Printer. Or Seven. (806)
- 18: Letters From The Editor, Ed. 1 (14)
- 17: I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing…or Something (12)
- 17: Glee Season 1 Finale. Timely, right? (14)
- 16: Vacation, All I Ever Wanted (19)
- 16: Desperate Times Call For Smelling Random Toothbrushes (17)
- 16: How to Make a Collage Frame for Father’s Day (10)
- 15: Making Memories (5)
- 15: The boy who cried poop (32)
- 14: Torture, Husband-Style (89)
- 14: Make Your Own Big Mac (24)
- 14: Introducing EZPZ! (6)
- 14: Quick and Easy Sesame Noodles: When you’re too lazy to even order Chinese food (70)
- 11: Allison 2.0 (20)
- 10: Shooting in Raw (22)
- 10: How Our Family Remembers the Dead (9)
- 09: You Just Gotta Deal (10)
- 09: Birth Order (30)
- 08: Short Men Need Love, Too: A Laminated List (38)
- 08: How to Make it Seem Like You Have a Green Thumb (Even When You Don’t) (12)
- 07: Let’s Talk About Getting the White Right, Baby (8)
- 07: I’m Pretty Sure I Have the Most Awesome Grammar of Anyone (35)
- 04: How to Put a Dollar Bill in a Go-Go Dancer’s G-String (7)
- 03: Qu’est-ce que c’est? Better Run Run Run (11)
- 02: Sometimes You Smell Like a Nut (that was plucked from a goat’s butt) (14)
- 02: One Sign You Need a Vacation: Your bathing suit is significantly older than your children (20)
- 01: Oh, I’m Sorry. I Didn’t Get the Memo Where I Was Your Kid’s Parent. (25)
- 01: Who Wouldn’t Take Their Kid to Their OB Appointment? (16)
- May 2010 (36)
- 28: Five, Seven, Five (1)
- 27: Target Cashiers are Bullshit (10)
- 27: Drunk People Watching (88)
- 26: Thou Shalt Not Mock Thy Friend’s Misfortune Even if It’s Funny and You Meant No Harm (9)
- 26: I’ve Seen My Future. It’s an Episode of Hoarders. (25)
- 25: Fast and Easy Pita Pizzas (6)
- 25: America’s Funniest Home Videos orrrr FACES OF DEATH. (22)
- 24: Two Words You Can Never Say, like, ever…. (13)
- 24: It Takes a Village (36)
- 21: This post typed by someone whose house still has some Christmas lights attached to it. I think we can all agree this means I’m living in “Tater Junction” (13)
- 20: Summer Fashion Trends That Need to be Set on Fire (22)
- 20: A Nite to Remember (8)
- 19: Five Places to Get Cheap Plants (9)
- 19: But You Can Call Me Chastity (21)
- 18: I’m Sorry I Broke Your Kid (11)
- 18: Let’s Talk About ISO, Baby (16)
- 17: The Girls of Aiming Low: Naked (56)
- 17: The Mom Clean (21)
- 14: Pounding the Pavement (11)
- 13: Waxing Vagin-ic. Or Something. (24)
- 13: How to Lose Male Friends and Fatten Your Hooha (7)
- 12: Second-Guessing Your Parenting Decisions: A Cautionary Tale (13)
- 12: And that’s why I cover myself in bubble wrap before I get behind the wheel (17)
- 11: Taking Hip iPhone Photos (9)
- 11: Nevermind a Bee in My Bonnet (11)
- 10: Cats In Heat Will Be Shot On Sight (37)
- 10: How to Impress Your Family and Friends (9)
- 07: Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach (44)
- 06: On-Screen Kisses (32)
- 06: Road Rage (42)
- 05: My Best Drugstore Beauty Finds (All under $10!) (15)
- 05: You Say Tomato….I Say ACK! (43)
- 04: The Snip and Why I’ll Never Have Another Baby (41)
- 04: Let’s Talk Camera Settings, Baby (21)
- 03: I’d Never Let My Child Act Like That (68)
- 03: It’s Time to Play “Put Stuff on the Baby’s Head” (13)
- April 2010 (48)
- 30: Better-Than-Maggiano’s Stuffed Mushrooms (4)
- 30: On the bright side, he already knows his left from his right. That’s a thing, right? (3)
- 29: Being stuck in the car with my five-year-old niece for three hours is EXACTLY what I imagine hell will be like. (6)
- 29: Know before you don’t go (7)
- 29: I am a Betty. I am an Emma. (23)
- 28: My Daily Beauty Regimen (Snort) (8)
- 28: That’s why I decided to never grow up. (13)
- 27: Ricky Gervais in the Role of Mommy (6)
- 27: Froggy Socks and Make-Believe Emergencies (5)
- 26: MugCake. I Kid You Not. (17)
- 26: So Worth the Onion Breath (7)
- 23: A SAY ANYTHING of My Very Own. (9)
- 22: Have a Picnik – Winners Announced! (2)
- 22: Your FACE Turned Thirty (15)
- 22: My Heart Belongs to 90s Teen Movies (19)
- 22: For Sale: One Barking Australian Husband (Recently Neutered) (11)
- 21: Wigging Out (11)
- 21: Hot, Nude…Shoes (18)
- 20: If at First You Don’t Succeed, Use a Faulty Condom (16)
- 20: Isabella’s Preschool and I Are Officially in a Fight (22)
- 20: Plastic Served Up with a Side of Preservatives! YUMMO! (16)
- 19: My Latest Harebrained Scheme (23)
- 19: Nature is Awesomer on a Flat Screen (30)
- 19: Tales from the Pot (26)
- 16: Thirteen (16)
- 15: 80′s TV Throwdown- The Finale (4)
- 15: Survivor Heroes vs Villains, Week Eight: Expectations (4)
- 14: Putting the “Hide” in Hideous (20)
- 14: A Tale of Two Titties (28)
- 13: Let’s Talk Photo Editing, Baby (41)
- 13: Breastfeeding 101: Can’t latch? Give the kid a sandwich. (20)
- 13: Looking for a spouse? ME FREAKING TOO, but this wasn’t the help I was looking for. (3)
- 12: Slap The Rat and Other Unplugged-y Good Times. (5)
- 12: My yard is messing with me. (18)
- 09: The Skinny ~ Aiming Low Etsy Loves (9)
- 08: Why I Will Never Again Go Camping (14)
- 08: Religion is no substitute for good acne medicine. (8)
- 08: Survivor Heroes vs Villains, Week Seven: ‘I’m Not A Good Villain’ (8)
- 08: I suck at packing. In related news, I missed Tim Gunn again! (17)
- 08: My vagina totally cracks me up (11)
- 07: Remembering Maddie (35)
- 06: Preschool, a Whole New Place to Screw Up (26)
- 06: Why I Rejoined Facebook (22)
- 05: Zombie Jesus Day (12)
- 05: It’s a Boy Thing (10)
- 02: The Skinny ~ Mike Spohr (13)
- 01: A Potentially Explosive Web Site (21)
- 01: Questions for Daddy. (30)
- March 2010 (52)
- 31: The Clothing Chair of Doom (38)
- 31: Leggo my Uggo (or Why I Don’t Talk to Grownups) (6)
- 31: Bringing “Your Mama” to a new low (10)
- 30: Let’s Talk Lenses, Baby (46)
- 30: Memories (19)
- 29: No-Fail Super-Easy Crock Pot Chili (6)
- 29: Survivor Heroes and Villians Recap, Week Six: Banana Etiquette (9)
- 29: There’s a ‘that’s what she said’ joke in here somewhere, I’m just too busy trying not to get fired to find it. (6)
- 29: If I’ve Flashed You Recently, I’m Truly Sorry. (12)
- 28: How to Make Mock Muffulettas (21)
- 26: The Skinny ~ Weird Pets Edition (11)
- 25: 80′s TV Throwdown (51)
- 25: Steve Guttenburg is my homeboy. (13)
- 25: Farewell, Homeless Justin Bieber Wolfboy: The tale of a very bad haircut (23)
- 24: Traveling the Road (23)
- 24: Even When You THINK It’s About You… It Never Will Be Again. (12)
- 24: Forgive Me Target, For I Have Sinned… (64)
- 23: Peanuts and Healthcare (19)
- 23: Daddy Issues, Naked Heathens and Dirty Dishes (11)
- 22: An Easter Confession (38)
- 22: I Love a Challenge! (37)
- 19: The Skinny ~ Metalia (13)
- 18: I Heart Itty Bitty Teeny Weeny Electronic Devices (24)
- 18: Survivor Heroes and Villians Recap, Week Five: ‘I Got the Message Brother, We Will Go When I’m Ready.’ (4)
- 18: Dear celebrities, Consider yourselves on notice. Love Me (10)
- 17: Take My Money. Please. (27)
- 17: And I Shall Crochet You a Penis Warmer (18)
- 16: Show Me How Pretty The World Is (12)
- 16: Fat People TV (2)
- 16: It’s Never Too Early to Ruin Your Kid’s Life (6)
- 15: Homemade Schmomemade (18)
- 15: If You’re Related to Me, Keep Walking—There’s Nothing to Read Here! (35)
- 12: Fat People TV (3)
- 12: The Skinny ~ Katie from Overflowing Brain (13)
- 11: Do I Look Like a Pirate? (26)
- 10: Can I Get an Order of FAIL With That? (21)
- 10: The Freaky Plastic Burger King Dude Has it Out for Me (22)
- 09: Cristal Tastes on a Natty Light Budget (12)
- 09: You Need to Get Nailed! (20)
- 08: The Bachelor: Let’s wrap this nonsense up (7)
- 05: The Skinny ~ Scary Mommy (26)
- 04: Fun with Captions! (29)
- 04: Frog Balls are the New Black, Or Green… I’m so Confused (9)
- 04: My Love, My Lappy (24)
- 03: In Search of Steve (52)
- 03: Cool and Easy Seeds to Grow with Kids (16)
- 02: The Big 4-Oh Shit (34)
- 02: A Day in the Life (16)
- 02: We Haz News! (24)
- 01: I Am Watching The Sex Scenes for RESEARCH. Yup. (34)
- 01: Survivor Heroes and Villains Recap, Week Three: ‘That Girl is Like a Virus’ (3)
- 01: The Bachelor: The Women Tell ALL (3)
- February 2010 (55)
- 26: The Big Three: Which One’s Your Favorite? (33)
- 26: The Skinny ~ Guilty Pleasure Blogs (7)
- 25: Reality Has No Place in Our World (48)
- 25: How to Make an Okay Picture an Outstanding One! (20)
- 25: The Third-Easiest Hairstyle In The World (51)
- 24: The good news is I have one less friend to buy a gift for at Christmas (43)
- 24: Meal Planning for Underachievers (36)
- 23: App Happy (37)
- 23: This Was Easier When I Was Younger (24)
- 23: Fat People TV (5)
- 22: The Bachelor: Fantasy Suites (7)
- 22: How Did I Pass Home Economics? (12)
- 22: Survivor Heroes and Villains Recap, Week Two: ‘Social Kryptonite’ (2)
- 19: Three Months, Two Days
- 19: The Skinny ~ Drunk Food (14)
- 19: Resolutions of a Lazy Mother (15)
- 18: Kardashian Vs Kendra (33)
- 18: Olympic (Wet) Dreams (32)
- 18: My Nerd Boner is Large, But I Don’t Want You to Find It (13)
- 18: While I may never be allowed to have children, at least I’ll have no trouble getting a job with the CDC. (4)
- 17: Fat Ass (94)
- 17: Fear and Loathing at the Mall (28)
- 17: There Are Eyes On Me When I Shower (34)
- 16: If You’re One of *Those* Wrestling Moms, Sorry, I Was the One Playing Tetris on my Cell Phone (22)
- 16: Pictures Don’t Lie (30)
- 16: Fat People TV (9)
- 15: The Bachelor: A Lesson in…Patience (5)
- 15: Things That Make You Go SQUEE! A Love Story for the Hopeless Romantic (19)
- 15: How I Survived Invasion of the Baby Gear (31)
- 15: Survivor Heroes and Villains Recap, Week One: “I’m a Gangster in an Oprah Suit” (13)
- 15: Think Outside the Socks Giveaway (46)
- 12: Remember the Seinfeld episode when George took the eclair out of the garbage and ate it? (22)
- 12: Big Things on the Horizon!
- 12: Birthing Bread (6)
- 12: The Tale of the Dragon and the Queen (13)
- 11: Wanted: Housewife/Househusband (53)
- 10: Aiming Low Back Burner Recipe Contest WINNER! (13)
- 10: Nice Day For A Wooden Wedding (31)
- 10: Why I May Need an Intervention…or Just Some Tim Hortons. (12)
- 09: I Have Horrible Taste In Music (37)
- 09: I never knew Linda Evans was the man behind the mask in “Friday the 13th.” This explains a lot. (28)
- 08: So You Wanna Take Better Pictures? (62)
- 05: Oh look! More important stuff! (6)
- 05: Consider this Evaluation of Evidence (15)
- 05: I Love My Type B Kids (12)
- 05: The One Where I Barf. (2)
- 04: I used to have a crush on her (32)
- 04: 6 Months – An Update (11)
- 03: There, but for the grace of God, go I (43)
- 03: These are the things that keep me entertained. (13)
- 02: Dads aim low, too! (25)
- 02: We’re gonna need bigger fish. (15)
- 01: Last Week on The Bachelor (8)
- 01: Back Burner Recipe Contest, Final Round: And then there were four. (76)
- 01: Happy Birthday Anissa! (93)
- January 2010 (52)
- 29: Just In Time… (32)
- 29: Out With the Riff-Raffi (9)
- 29: recession panties: a view of the economy from my underwear drawer (10)
- 28: A Bridge Over The River H&M: Release Me From My Viscose Prison Please (30)
- 28: It’s not every day your kid throws up all over Disney World. I consider myself lucky. (63)
- 27: I admit it. I’m chicken. (56)
- 27: Sometimes Aiming Low Can Lift You Higher (39)
- 26: Back Burner Recipe Finalists Round 2! (6)
- 26: Dangers of Housework (44)
- 26: You’re Going to Hate Me After You Read This. (50)
- 25: Threesomes are NOT the new Black (18)
- 25: My Belly Is Kryptonite (14)
- 25: This Week on The Bachelor (10)
- 22: So much important stuff! (10)
- 21: Traveling with Four Kids, a Stroller, a Carseat, Four Carry-ons, and Camera Gear is Kinda Nerve Wrecking! (21)
- 21: Go make me a sammich. Or could you pick one up on your way home? (45)
- 20: I don’t read books for grownups. (77)
- 20: Next One Is On Me (16)
- 19: I’m Never Leaving My Husband Alone Again. Or Maybe I’ll Leave Him Alone More Often. (23)
- 19: Who needs the spa when there’s a bathroom in the house? (16)
- 18: Aiming Low Back Burner Recipe Contest: Round 1 Finalists!
- 18: I’m Fat and Happy! (35)
- 18: What. The. What. (17)
- 15: A tisket, a tasket, I’m going to hit you with my basket. (16)
- 15: Procrastinators of the world unite!… tomorrow (8)
- 15: 18 years of The Lazy. (11)
- 14: Cats need to eat, too. (26)
- 14: Assmouth Monkey is Not a Myth (34)
- 14: Bring Me Your Celebrity Babies! (46)
- 13: Can’t Hide The Cluster (17)
- 13: The REAL me with only one chin. (47)
- 13: Translations for New Dads (22)
- 12: I Actually Kind of Care What You Had For Lunch. Sorry Maggie Mason. (35)
- 12: The Bachelor – As It Happened (19)
- 11: You never know if someone is a killer or a good samaritan (12)
- 11: If It Has More Than Two Ingredients It’s A Recipe. So Bite Me. (11)
- 11: I’m pretty sure I was dropped on my head as a baby. (9)
- 08: The one about the door. (8)
- 08: Crazy Little Thing Called Love (6)
- 08: Hey! Guess what? Your baby CAN’T read. Weirdos. (31)
- 07: Visiting Hours: The Rules (14)
- 07: Win At Scrabble With Little Effort And Dirty Words (38)
- 07: A note about the new season of The Bachelor (15)
- 06: Aiming Low’s Back Burner Recipe Contest is now OPEN!
- 06: This is *not* a PSA (14)
- 06: Ohhhhh, That Smell (6)
- 05: I’m Finally Justified in Skipping Christmas Next Year (13)
- 05: Reasons I Owe My Husband Sex But Still Can’t Give it to Him (57)
- 05: Over a Decade (10)
- 04: Aiming Low’s Back Burner Recipe Contest (21)
- 04: Oh My Aching Vagina (29)
- 04: Or maybe I should just move to the Jersey Shore… (16)
- December 2009 (56)
- 30: There’s Something About Katie (13)
- 30: Arbitrary List of Eight Stupid Things I Did in 2009 (13)
- 29: A Christmas Story (6)
- 29: Why you should always say yes to diet soda BEFORE you deliver bad news (14)
- 29: I’m Going To Teach A Class About How To Be An Awesome Parent. It’s Going To Be Called “Don’t Do What I Do.” (7)
- 28: My Post of Parenting Fails (29)
- 28: Lazy for the Holidays (11)
- 28: How to look hot in the winter- my guide to lazy fashion (5)
- 24: Merry!
- 23: If Scrabble were only a game (21)
- 23: The Story Of The Holiday Dog (27)
- 23: Personally, I Think Sweats Are Acceptable Date-Night Attire (13)
- 22: I went to the mall. It ate my soul. (19)
- 22: Freckles McGee isn’t really her name, but it may as well be. Or maybe ‘The Situation’ is a better name for her. (15)
- 22: Wearing pants AKA making Christmas memories (5)
- 21: Ya’ll Come Back Now, Ya Hear! (9)
- 21: Hop on my Crazy Train. Just bring your own meds. (14)
- 21: Maybe I’ll buy a herd of Alpaca to name. (14)
- 18: JOIN VICTORIA AND DAWN CELEBRATING OUR 30TH BIRTHDAYS! (6)
- 18: Top Five Aiming Low Vegas Souvenirs (5)
- 18: I Nominate Myself For Mother of the Year (MOTY) (12)
- 17: Martha Stewart I am Not (14)
- 17: Nothing Says Merry Christmas Like A Pair Of Fuzzy Balls (16)
- 17: Now My Kid Is A Weapon Of Mass Destruction (17)
- 16: I Spent My Friday Night Getting Urine From A Dog (28)
- 16: A Sign Of Things To Come? (21)
- 16: Lame is a dish best served international. (44)
- 15: Marriage survival tip #587: How to properly dispose of the body (25)
- 15: Christmas morning traditons that hopefully don’t include bleeding-eye caterpillars (11)
- 14: You Keep Using that Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means. (80)
- 14: Instead of the man in the red suit, I’ll be looking for the men in the white coats (9)
- 14: A hospital is no place to have a baby. (29)
- 12: Fancy Schmancy Printer Review (8)
- 11: Potty Putter (15)
- 10: Shop for Anissa Day! (42)
- 09: Our Holiday Gift Guide: Between Me and You Journals (13)
- 09: Our Holiday Gift Guide & Giveaway: Get The Hint (16)
- 09: Shop for Anissa…the final Sneak Peek!
- 08: Our Holiday Gift Guide & Giveaway: littlemissmatched (65)
- 08: Our Holiday Gift Guide Giveaway: And by *glass* of wine I mean *bottle.* (63)
- 08: Shop for Anissa Sneak Peek Part Deux!
- 07: Our Holiday Gift Guide & Giveaway: Paper Culture (34)
- 07: Our Holiday Gift Guide: Retro Ice Bag Review (8)
- 07: Shop for Anissa Sneak Peek! (9)
- 04: No reason to get snippy. (45)
- 04: Procrastination (10)
- 04: When you hear that click… (13)
- 03: Our Holiday Gift Guide & Giveaway: Knock Knock (32)
- 03: Holy 1983 (25)
- 03: I’ve always been a failure at beauty, and why gay men don’t know everything. (18)
- 02: I am the GRINCH (32)
- 02: Look Ma: I’m Watch List Worthy! (30)
- 02: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly (44)
- 01: The Gestational Diabetes Test Made Me Lose My Mind (61)
- 01: When Aiming Low runs in the family…on Christmas morning (25)
- 01: Aim Your Lights Down Low (21)
- November 2009 (49)
- 30: Christmas With the Crankies, Part II (8)
- 30: The Rules…Continued (28)
- 30: Top 5 Best Things You Appreciate About Having Kids When They Spend the Night Away (16)
- 26: The Perfect (ly Aiming Low) Thanksgiving Turkey – Part 2 (6)
- 26: Shop For Anissa Call for Vendors! (49)
- 25: Let the Thanksgiving Games Begin (37)
- 25: It’s the Little Things… (25)
- 25: Why pay a professional like me when you can do it yourself? (19)
- 24: The less you know what your spouse is saying about you the better (17)
- 24: The Perfect (ly aiming low) Thanksgiving Turkey- Part 1 (7)
- 23: Don’t be a Turkey (19)
- 23: You got a baby shower? We got a game: Guess the Chocolate Poop (24)
- 20: A letter from the Editors. (60)
- 17: Hope for Anissa (315)
- 17: Eating: It’s not for pussies (40)
- 17: Is There an App for This? No? How About a Reality TV Show? (21)
- 17: She’s SO Getting a Book Deal (20)
- 16: The Battle Against the Bane of my Existence (30)
- 16: She shoots, she does not score. (25)
- 16: It’s what’s for dinner (26)
- 13: I No Longer Break all Electronic Equipment, and Now Everyone in My Family Likes Me! I am Like Superwoman. Or Something. (10)
- 13: Does heaven really exist? (17)
- 13: Energy Drinks+Alcohol=wahh?!!? (12)
- 13: Chewbacca brings all the boys to the yard. (12)
- 12: Wordless-ish Wednesday {On Thursday, of course}: Create Your Own “I Spy” Picture (18)
- 12: Dude. It’s Saturday. Aim A Little Lower. (21)
- 12: Celebrity Houseguests (4)
- 11: Funny Face (34)
- 10: False Advertising (19)
- 10: I Don’t Share My Tricks Often…But Today is Your Lucky Day! (7)
- 10: I wrote this post while on hold ordering egg rolls. Obviously. (34)
- 09: New Rule: Call First (38)
- 09: In My Defense (33)
- 09: Half-assed is better than no ass at all, right? (11)
- 06: Kicked out of the Cardigan Club. (16)
- 06: Domestic Goddess (10)
- 06: I’m sorry, what did you say? (8)
- 05: Laugh and the World Laughs With You. Or Maybe its Just Laughing AT Me. (12)
- 05: Old Ladies: A Cautionary Tale (17)
- 05: A-hole Invaders!!! (28)
- 04: Rules of the Road (19)
- 04: Redemption. Or Something Like It. (11)
- 04: Why You Should Always Monitor the Books Your Kid Checks Out at the Library! (21)
- 03: I can haz kleen ‘n new potty? (33)
- 03: An Open Letter to a Husband X… who may or may not resemble my own (15)
- 03: Hanna Montana tried to kill me (13)
- 02: Boston and New York. Reliving the dream. (25)
- 02: Of Mice and No Men (12)
- 02: A real boob. (20)
- October 2009 (66)
- 30: Tampon Logic (16)
- 30: Which one are you? (9)
- 30: Filthy (7)
- 29: things Alimartell does not like. the list is lengthy. I will spare you the list in its entirety. (18)
- 29: Jen is SO FIRED (11)
- 29: To The Max(i) (8)
- 28: Aiming Low Tips: How To Travel as Cheaply as Possible (6)
- 28: The Biggest Loser Makes Me Eat (54)
- 28: Two Children (13)
- 27: Britney Spears Shouldn’t Go Barefoot in my Bathroom Either (40)
- 27: Weeds have flowers. Flowers are pretty. Therefore, my lawn is pretty. (10)
- 27: Trash Can Confession (31)
- 26: Your Tummy is STILL Fat (14)
- 26: You say “college”, I say “university” (8)
- 26: I know this post may make it appear as if I don’t like my kids, but I usually do, but I’m dieting and they’re being assholes (21)
- 23: New Low in Pediatric Dental Care (15)
- 23: Cheetos are a food group in my house (7)
- 23: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (11)
- 22: Revenge. She will be sweet some day (40)
- 22: What Will Happen When I Have Pregnancy Brain? (8)
- 22: I Slept In Dirt (18)
- 21: Are You Serious? (15)
- 21: That man I married better keep up with his mAgIcAl touch. (33)
- 21: So I don’t have to hang out at gay bars… (19)
- 20: That time when I sent a man to the looney bin. Really. For serious. (27)
- 20: Why My Brother Won’t Let Me Hang Out With Him Anymore (18)
- 20: Not Even the Manischewitz (21)
- 19: My Daughter Is Trying To Kill Me (30)
- 19: It’s not rocket science, dude (18)
- 19: glaze (17)
- 16: Ordering at McDonald’s (29)
- 16: Judgement Day (10)
- 16: As the vagina turns (11)
- 15: OH hi! You suck. (57)
- 15: Balls in the ‘Hood (24)
- 15: Dinner Party Debacle (16)
- 15: Come on, you don’t have anywhere better to be! (15)
- 14: We Can’t Even Get Married Right (20)
- 14: Failure to the Max (20)
- 14: 13.1 (21)
- 13: Where the Wild Things Collect, Fester and, apparently, Invoke Judgment (48)
- 13: A Downer About Uppers (43)
- 13: Tupperware Trained (31)
- 12: This Line? Starts WAY THE EFF BACK THERE (51)
- 12: Letters I Don’t Have the Kahoonas to Send (25)
- 12: Things I never expected to have to say before I had kids. (29)
- 09: Not An OOL Anymore (15)
- 09: Hitting Bottom at GoDaddy.com (17)
- 09: The De-WhiteTrashification Begins (13)
- 08: Aiming Low in the City (53)
- 07: TV for Self-Esteem (35)
- 07: Gangsta Wrap (33)
- 07: the $42,000 guilt (16)
- 06: 5 days on the road, 4 Aiming Low ladies, 3 days of conference, 2 cases of motion sickness and 1 AWESOME GM Yukon Denali Hybrid (14)
- 06: next time I dress up, I’m going full slork (16)
- 06: And He Didn’t Even Buy Me Dinner (14)
- 05: Not one of my better days (18)
- 05: I Should Write a Health and Beauty Column (15)
- 05: I’ll Never Win A Poker Tournament. And Apparently My Kid Won’t Either. (9)
- 02: Party Time, Excellent! (32)
- 02: Big White Woman (14)
- 02: When Children Find Your Sex Toys. (19)
- 02: What’s burning tonight? (7)
- 01: Every year with the candy! (41)
- 01: A Car Wash PSA (22)
- 01: Boys (will) rock. (63)
- September 2009 (61)
- 30: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia (11)
- 30: The smell of success (29)
- 29: It’s Like I’m 16 Again, But With Cellulite and Saggy Boobs (24)
- 29: Lard is Good and Suckit (30)
- 28: I win, which really by the time you finish reading this you’ll understand that when I say “I win” it’s just a fancy way of saying my life sucks. (23)
- 28: I’m sure he means everything (22)
- 28: This is not a cheap ploy for happy birthday wishes (16)
- 25: What not to do: Bags (40)
- 25: I’m probably going to die, and some other hyperbole. (17)
- 25: Mama’s a crook. (21)
- 24: Our Patron Saint of Awesome (or how to perk up your kids when they’re tired!) (17)
- 24: Magical Egyptian cat waxers. I mean cat lovers. I mean bank tellers. (11)
- 24: Look! A Twilight post from a grown woman. Who apparently? Has issues. (24)
- 23: Mama Said Knock You Out (24)
- 23: Things Not to Say to Pregnant Women (40)
- 23: Prophecy (11)
- 22: Zombie Willow Tree Angels – coming soon to a store near you. (15)
- 22: The Diaper Fail Diaries (12)
- 22: The Art of the Shuffle (28)
- 21: This post alone is reason to make sure my kids’ schools never find out I have a blog (33)
- 21: They Grow Up So Fast (29)
- 21: I Forgot The Name Of This Post (39)
- 18: Laundry 101 (48)
- 18: I almost went down from snack food. (13)
- 18: The Mommy Confessional: “Let them eat cake!” Edition (5)
- 17: You’ll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you…… (8)
- 17: The Last Place You’d Look. (46)
- 17: It’s My Birthday, Bitches (39)
- 16: How To Know For Sure You Need A New Doorknob (18)
- 16: Ask Amy Lo (3)
- 15: I May Have Been a Little Off Lately (17)
- 15: Aiming Low Generation 2.0 (10)
- 15: confessions. (19)
- 14: Praise Marty Moose (12)
- 14: This post brought to you by Quiznos and penises (36)
- 14: I’m Only 3 Weeks Late (20)
- 11: Anal Clinic (17)
- 11: Somewhere, down the line if we hit it off, I want to know there will be sex. (30)
- 11: How To Teach Your Children That Potty Humor Is Funny At Any Age (3)
- 10: Ten Signs We’ve Been Watching Too Much Star Trek (21)
- 10: Rules For Watching Television With Me (64)
- 10: How to Cut Your Baby’s Hair (22)
- 09: Reason #847 why you might not want to be my friend… (26)
- 09: My Work Here Is Done (14)
- 09: Ask Amy Lo (4)
- 08: Bar? Lowered. (56)
- 08: When Cinnamon Toast isn’t an Option (26)
- 08: Public Service Announcement: Blog Titles (17)
- 07: We Don’t Work on the Sabbath Known as School Holidays (9)
- 04: My Son, the Dog (13)
- 04: Subsequently, I Burnt the Orzo While Typing Up This Post (4)
- 04: How to Pee in Your Underpants. (18)
- 03: Don’t you JUDGE me! (39)
- 03: It’s a Sickness…A Bad One (35)
- 03: Ask Amy Lo (11)
- 02: Why Freecycle Sometimes Sucks (27)
- 02: This? Is not OK: Pet Food Edition (54)
- 02: Trying-To-Have-A-Baby Sex (23)
- 01: Yes, there will be a test (22)
- 01: The One Where I Get Quarantined for a Hangover (13)
- 01: Pièce de résistance. (15)
- August 2009 (62)
- 31: Aiming Low and Flipping Out (25)
- 31: Enough With the Fake Coffee Drinking, Hollywood! (51)
- 31: Teenyboppers, I do not heart you. (61)
- 28: Boobs Day Out (28)
- 28: If Jeopardy Were Written by Parents (20)
- 28: When you’re on the edge you can either jump or walk away (7)
- 27: My Red Green Couch (15)
- 27: Six-Second Abs? (11)
- 27: Aaaaaannnnnddddd scene. Ok, take off your pants. (105)
- 26: A Million To One (55)
- 26: Mocking Martha (20)
- 25: Typing that non-word pains me. It burns. BURNS. (137)
- 25: Overheard at Aiming Low (25)
- 25: at least I will never make her go to vomit therapy (15)
- 24: And Don’t Think I Don’t Rub It In Their Faces! (19)
- 24: Sweet or UnSweet…The UFC Tea Challenge (54)
- 21: We don’t drink Pepsi, ho (27)
- 21: Cleaning Tips: If the Health Department Isn’t Coming, It’s Clean Enough (5)
- 21: You’ve got a baby…in a bar… (13)
- 20: My bed is empty. Except for Jesus Christ. And some crumbs from the Cheetos I ate earlier. (80)
- 20: Vodka Versus Lemonade (15)
- 20: balls! (17)
- 19: It’s ok that I’m not ok. (33)
- 19: Ode to a Bowl of Dip (35)
- 19: This is a Public Service Announcement from Aiming Low (37)
- 18: Rules for Selling Your Shit from Your Driveway (34)
- 18: How to Scare the Ever Loving Crap Out of Your Child In Three Easy Steps (12)
- 18: Ask Amy Lo (8)
- 17: OCD vs Aiming Low: The Throwdown of the Century (29)
- 17: My husband can attribute a lot of nookie to this incident. (22)
- 17: Aiming Low for Self Portraits (28)
- 14: Real Men Must Smell Like Urine (33)
- 14: Why Co-Sleeping Sucks (34)
- 14: I aim so low, I didn’t even write this. (12)
- 13: Aiming Low in the Garden: Harvest Edition (17)
- 13: Week 3 And I Ruined Date Night (14)
- 13: …And You Can Call Him Linus Van Pelt (33)
- 12: B.Y.O.B. (92)
- 12: Really, I Could Type Here, But It Would Just Pointless (20)
- 11: More evidence that I suck as a mom (21)
- 11: Ask Amy Lo (20)
- 11: Lemon Butter Pasta Sauce (14)
- 10: Birthday Party Planning FAIL (24)
- 10: What the books didn’t tell me about motherhood (21)
- 10: Mothering reflections and gratitude of some sort with far too many strike-throughs (41)
- 07: I almost dialed 911 (18)
- 07: I’m Just Lazy Like That (14)
- 07: Angels at Kroger (13)
- 07: How A CrazedMommy Cleans Her Child’s Room (11)
- 07: Dear 31, We Need To Talk. (34)
- 06: MINE! (52)
- 06: A Day in the Life of a Work-at-Home Mom-to-be (21)
- 06: Martha Stewart Would DIE, pt 1: Food (66)
- 05: They’re HIS Cookies (23)
- 05: Not Today. I have a Headache. (55)
- 05: Isabella vs. The Water Fountain (16)
- 04: Salty Pleasures (24)
- 04: Things I learned from my mom (30)
- 04: And I’m a little bit angry. (70)
- 03: Two more good reasons I shouldn’t attempt to clean this house (45)
- 03: My (un)Decorated House (35)
- 03: Aiming Low for Happy Accidents (22)
- July 2009 (24)
- 31: Not a bad mom… Just Aiming Low (10)
- 31: I don’t have time to post. (10)
- 31: Gay Candor and a 7 Year Old (11)
- 31: Why Kendall might be sorry I work at her middle school… (12)
- 30: Pregnancy: I’m Doing it Wrong (35)
- 30: The Rules According to Meghan (56)
- 30: Drink WIN Drink FAIL (49)
- 29: Change for a dollar (18)
- 29: BlogHer 09 in Just Under Four Minutes (30)
- 28: Sex In The City (Apparently Not Enough If You Ask One of Us) (14)
- 28: The Three Day Weekend! (13)
- 28: Snarkasm Generation Two (5)
- 23: In worst case scenario, I’m leaving the kids in charge (20)
- 23: How To Fake Great Sauce (6)
- 23: Fashion Plate- and now I’m thinking about food. (23)
- 21: Never Look Back (11)
- 21: How to Clean Your Carpet (33)
- 21: The Best Laid Plans (23)
- 15: Throwing Out The Welcome Mat (28)
- 13: What the Hell Does Aiming Low Mean? (30)
- 13: Recovering Do-It-All Mommy (9)
- 13: From LA To New York With Love (8)
- 13: Falling from Grace. Again. (24)
- 12: The Evolution of Boy (29)
