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- February 2012 (23)
- 06: Sick Kids Disprove Evolutionary Theory (2)
- 06: 4 Essential Life Skills That I Have Yet To Master (4)
- 06: A Free Valentine For All People! (Except Puppy Killers) (2)
- 06: Believe (9)
- 06: We Don’t Need to Smell Like “Island Splash” (11)
- 06: Sumo Wrestle the Winter Blues Away (1)
- 03: Never Too Much (3)
- 03: Wifely Duties (6)
- 03: Ma’am (61)
- 03: Introducing Miss Unlimited’s Teen Columnist Series! (15)
- 02: That MacArthur Genius Grant Can’t Get Here Soon Enough (27)
- 02: The Big Sister Influence on Little Brothers, With Blackmail to Prove It (4)
- 02: I’ll Take You All Out for a Bloomin’ Onion (12)
- 02: US Weekly Hates On Redheads (8)
- 02: Filling Up with My Inner Fuel (7)
- 02: Wherefore Art Thou, Butt Dial? (4)
- 01: Just When You Thought Your Mom Had Settled into Her Senility (1)
- 01: An Apple a Day Keeps the Social Worker at Bay (4)
- 01: Socially Unacceptable (7)
- 01: How to Make Okra and a Very Brief Non-History of Zero (3)
- 01: Apathy For The Devil (2)
- 01: Anorexia is for Losers (26)
- 01: Strength of the Stallion (7)
- January 2012 (130)
- 31: From Zero to Addict in 24 Hours (9)
- 31: Feeling Like Robert Downey Jr’s Father (29)
- 31: Ways I Know Your Fur Baby Isn’t a Real Baby (25)
- 31: 5 Reasons Super Bowl Parties Suck (5)
- 31: Men Should Not Kiss 10-Year-Old Girls (35)
- 31: Hello, My Name Is Schmutzie, and I Love Animated GIFs (8)
- 30: My Six-Year-Old Has It BAD (13)
- 30: Making Home Heating/Cooling Efficient & Mindless (4)
- 30: Gluten-Free Chicken Noodle Soup (1)
- 30: How To Win Your Super Bowl Pool (4)
- 30: Adult Game Night Survival Guide (11)
- 27: Rihanna’s Hopeless Place? The Potty. (44)
- 27: The Music In Me (8)
- 27: 5 Movies from the 80s I’ve Never Seen. Don’t You Judge Me. (45)
- 27: If I Knew Then What I Know Now (8)
- 27: 3 Reasons I Shouldn’t Be Allowed Near a Kitchen (2)
- 26: 3 Pictures Most People Wouldn’t Take With Their iPhones (15)
- 26: Why Jehovah’s Witnesses Should Sell Thin Mints (9)
- 26: Dirge of the Bridesmaid: Part 1 (23)
- 26: A Last-Minute Gift For People Who Make Love (3)
- 26: 11 Weird Foods I Have Tried (2)
- 26: Sometimes You Don’t Get What You Want (1)
- 26: The Difference Between Boys and Girls (9)
- 25: How To Be An Awesome Gay Parent (10)
- 25: Drowning in Pinch Pots (6)
- 25: How to Make Lentil-laya (0)
- 25: Aunt Becky and the Brain (4)
- 25: Beauty, Brains and BMIs (33)
- 25: The Stupidest Commercial Ever (10)
- 24: Let’s Hope No Kids Google “Santa” in January (3)
- 24: How to Beat the Mean Girl Mom Bloggers at Their Game (10)
- 24: Llama Saliva and My Imminent Death (1)
- 24: How to Make Nut-Free, HFCS-Free Granola Bars (4)
- 24: Dropping Off Your Loads (16)
- 24: What I Learned about Life at Wal-Mart (5)
- 23: Swingerphobia and Other Parental Hazards (9)
- 23: 10 Spring 2012 Fashion Trends You Have My Full Permission to Ignore (25)
- 23: No Sew Hot & Cold Packs (2)
- 23: 10… No, 7 Things I’ve Lost with Mamihood (27)
- 23: Cuter Than the Bags Under Your Eyes! (1)
- 23: Hey, Eyes Up Here (7)
- 20: The Price of Smokey Eyes (15)
- 20: Family: The Grey Gardens Model (6)
- 20: The Idiots Guide to Internet Passwords (10)
- 20: The Game Ball and a Fur Coat (7)
- 20: What to Do If You Think a Friend is Suicidal (6)
- 20: That One Time I Thought I Had Treatment-Resistant Tuberculosis (6)
- 19: It Happened to Me (8)
- 19: Don’t You Do What a Big Sister Done (17)
- 19: Fun With Anthropomorphism! (10)
- 19: 10 Uses for Cotton Swabs (2)
- 19: How to Name a Canadian (15)
- 19: When Things Don’t Seem Right With a Friend (5)
- 19: Pick Your Battles or Hide Your Toothbrush (9)
- 18: The Circle of Life, Family and Revenge (14)
- 18: An Aiming Low Woman (17)
- 18: My Playboy Pictorial (16)
- 18: How to Make a Pile of Crap: Compost Part 1 (3)
- 18: Do Babies Need to Take Classes? (3)
- 18: Straight Mom Looking For Gay People! (2)
- 17: The Mombie Survival Guide (5)
- 17: The Upside to Divorce? (2)
- 17: Infectious Fun (5)
- 17: Making a Cowl That Everyone Will Go Crazy Over (1)
- 17: Which Smartphone Is For You? (10)
- 17: Our Money (Mine & Yours) (1)
- 17: Who Should Play You In the Movie of Your Life? (8)
- 16: Village People (3)
- 16: Cry Baby (18)
- 16: Calamaties in Call Screening (4)
- 16: 3 Things I Learned About Relationships from Martin Luther King Jr. (1)
- 16: 11 Ways to Beat the Winter Blahs (6)
- 13: How to Make a Superhero Cape (4)
- 13: I’m Sexy and I Know It (5)
- 13: Loving Yourself Enough to Change (5)
- 12: Reply All is Not the Devil (4)
- 12: 10 Things Moms Should Stop Feeling Guilty About (20)
- 12: Delusional Women and the Catalogs That Prey on Them (7)
- 12: How to Be a Better Neighbor (5)
- 12: Release the Kraken! (28)
- 12: A Rose Is A Rose (8)
- 12: This Is What Happens When You Google “Face Bacon” (9)
- 11: Welcome, Baby Alive! (6)
- 11: 11 Resolutions I Didn’t Make for 2012 (7)
- 11: Schmutzie’s Top 10 Tips For Better iPhone Photos (13)
- 11: How to Celebrate Your Birthday in Style (4)
- 11: Are You There, Prozac? It’s Me, Erin. (26)
- 11: 5 Things You Should Never Do on the Bus (13)
- 10: 7 Things My Child Will Mock Me For In the Not-Too-Distant Future (5)
- 10: Alumni Magazines Should Come with Anti-Depressants (15)
- 10: How to Make an Interactive Chore List (Hey, It Could Work!) (1)
- 10: Dear Random Lotto Junkies (5)
- 10: Finding Joy in the Little Things (2)
- 10: 6 Things That I’ll Never, Ever Understand (5)
- 09: Cheaper to Keep Her (29)
- 09: What to do in Las Vegas with Toddlers (4)
- 09: 6 Things That Really Annoy Me About the Online World (10)
- 09: 3 Fun (& Non-Sucky) Ways to Use Contact Paper (1)
- 09: No, These Are NOT Extensions (4)
- 09: Mind Your Manners, Miss (6)
- 06: Top Five Mind Hacks for the New Year (2)
- 06: World Exists Outside of The Internet? (60)
- 06: Aspic: The South’s Secret (17)
- 06: How to Deal with Negative Blog Comments (12)
- 06: 4 Steps to Make Your Goals CUTE Like You (0)
- 06: Cussing More and 3 Other Achievable Goals for 2012 (8)
- 05: All I Ever Needed To Know I Learned During My Episiotomy (104)
- 05: My Soul is Full of Made-for-TV Movies (9)
- 05: Get Your Bake On With Xanthan Gum (4)
- 05: Things I Wish No Daughter Ever Had to Go Through (24)
- 05: 12 Shocking Things About California (32)
- 04: Rash-Talking Fool (16)
- 04: Leg Wrestle Your Way to Family Fun (6)
- 04: Holiday Pictures from Hell (15)
- 04: Fear And Loathing, USA (3)
- 04: Live in the Now (4)
- 04: In Defense of the Minivan (22)
- 03: Why I’m Probably Going to Convert to Judaism (16)
- 03: I, Ignoramus (5)
- 03: I’m Holier Than Thou, You Ungrateful Narcissists (21)
- 03: Teaching Kids How to Not Hate the Museum (3)
- 03: Aiming True (19)
- 03: Young Daydreams are the Truest (7)
- 03: You Can’t Afford $100 Pants (31)
- 02: My Super Secret New Year’s Diet (9)
- 02: Things I Didn’t Get For the Holidays (1)
- 02: Why You Didn’t Get a Holiday Card From Me (7)
- 02: 9 Excuses You Can Use For Quitting Your New Year’s Resolutions (1)
- 02: When the Sun Comes Out Tomorrow (0)
- 02: How to Cope With Your Child, the Vomit Machine (5)
- December 2011 (143)
- 30: Gifts You Do Not Want From Your Mother-In-Law (56)
- 30: How to Build a Basic Sewing Kit (0)
- 30: How I’m Winning at College (0)
- 30: It’s Not You. Seriously. (1)
- 29: 10 Signs Your Child is Not a Genius After All (11)
- 29: Da’ Swine Intervention (2)
- 29: The Lazy Way to DIY a Skirt and Confound the Neighbors (4)
- 29: The Married Wives Affairs Club (6)
- 29: Your Resolution, Should You Choose To Accept It (4)
- 29: Who Needs a Diary When There’s Google Search History? (3)
- 28: Yo’ Mama Don’t Wear No Drawers (15)
- 28: Good-Time Grocery Games! (6)
- 28: Breast is Best, Except for When it’s Not (15)
- 28: Easy Cranberry Scone Recipe (1)
- 28: The End Of An Era (3)
- 28: All About My Boobs (31)
- 28: When Good Shows Go Bad (I’m Looking At You, Glee) (6)
- 27: December Babies Need Some Extra Loving Right Now. Give Us A Hand. And Some Cake. (40)
- 27: Just Try To Top My Potty-Training Story (6)
- 27: 10 New Year’s Resolutions I’m Forcing On My Kids (8)
- 27: 4 Ways To Get Your Mojo Back Like A Beast (2)
- 27: 3 New Year’s Resolutions for Perfect People (3)
- 27: What Defines Your Character? (2)
- 27: Just Because The Driveway Is Bigger Doesn’t Mean It’s All Mine (1)
- 26: I’m Liz and I Shave My Chin (6)
- 26: The Christmas Hangover (12)
- 26: 13 Steps To Looking Unbelievably Attractive In Photos (9)
- 26: Bacon: Nature’s Greatest Miracle (10)
- 26: So Santa Didn’t Bring You Teen Spirit (2)
- 26: Freud by the Skeeball Lights (8)
- 24: Jinge Our Balls! (1)
- 23: Quality Time & Acts of Service: I Love You THIS Much!! (4)
- 23: Don’t Make Me Hit You With This Manger (0)
- 23: 5 Tips to Help You Avoid Ironing (6)
- 23: Moon Boot Chic (6)
- 23: Periods. (Yours – Not the Two in This Title.) (6)
- 23: 8 Ways to Avoid Having Sex This Christmas (2)
- 22: Merry Christmas Eve Eve. Eve. (8)
- 22: A Liar’s Guide To Christmas (13)
- 22: Bye, Bye, Birdie (36)
- 22: I Don’t Whip My Hair Back and Forth (0)
- 22: Why Every Girl Needs a Good Guy (5)
- 22: Pregnancy. Sh*t Happens. (10)
- 21: Tree-Trimming For Heathens (3)
- 21: Top 7 Reasons My Lady Bits Are Angry (37)
- 21: How To Survive Your Home Renovation with Your Sanity Intact (0)
- 21: But, Oh! The Suburbs. (8)
- 21: Make the Holidays Healthier by Bleeding Pure Sea Salt (5)
- 20: Sometimes You Should Just Drink Beer (0)
- 20: Even This Grinch Has To Admit That Christmas Has Its Charms (5)
- 20: Does Your Family Play “Hide the Schnitzel” at Christmas? (8)
- 20: Non-Conference 101: What is a “Roundtable”? (1)
- 20: International Beauty Standards (5)
- 20: The Evolution of the Holiday Sweater (6)
- 19: Family: Can’t Live with Them, Can’t Take Them for Fondue (12)
- 19: My Kids Are Hoarders (4)
- 19: Custom Cards that are Easy on the Wallet (4)
- 19: Santa’s Top 5 Pickup Lines (4)
- 19: Get Outta My Face (6)
- 19: Dear Santa (9)
- 16: A Cup of Self-Awareness Tea (4)
- 16: Santa Who? (7)
- 16: Caramel Apple Turnover Recipe (0)
- 16: 3 Steps to Mastering the Art of Lying (3)
- 16: Sponsored Post: Suggestions for Adults Who Don’t Want to Look Like Aliens (0)
- 16: 4 Education Alternatives to 4-Year College (4)
- 16: Mommy Brain~ When Your Vagina Gets the Holiday Spirit (14)
- 15: 12 Rules to Live By, According to Two Small Boys (9)
- 15: Enter To Win A Month Of Free PopChips! (43)
- 15: Skinny Rock Star (9)
- 15: How to Bring Speak & Spell Back Into Your Life (1)
- 15: 15 Things You’ve Forgotten About Having a Newborn (16)
- 15: The Truth About Pretty Girls (22)
- 15: It’s What All The Kids Are Singing! (5)
- 14: How I Survived My Kid’s Tear-jerker Holiday Pageant (14)
- 14: 10 Craptastic Christmas Gift Ideas (49)
- 14: How To Make A Bookmark That Stays Put (9)
- 14: 4 Ways to Drop Five Pounds Fast! (11)
- 14: Sponsored Post: Braces Have Come a Long Way Since I Was a Teen (0)
- 14: I Used To Be Nobody, Who Are You? (28)
- 14: Once Upon A Christmas (14)
- 13: Words with Friends Would be Better if it Used Urban Dictionary (20)
- 13: No Sleep Til… College? A New Mother’s Dilemma (21)
- 13: Vampires Make the Best Fathers (16)
- 13: Bring Out the Artist in You with Altered Books (7)
- 13: Inappropriate Yoga Guy (15)
- 13: The Grass isn’t Always Greener (10)
- 13: Perhaps I’ll Send Valentine’s Day Cards Instead. Maybe. (13)
- 12: 7 Sounds I’d Rather Loop 24/7 Than Listen to 10 Seconds of Holiday Music (1)
- 12: New Research on Tantrums Confirms that I Am a Dumbass (11)
- 12: What’s Christmas Without a Headless Angel (2)
- 12: Stay In The Know About The Aiming Low Non-Conference (1)
- 12: How To Make Shrinky Dink Ornaments (4)
- 12: Serial Monogamist (13)
- 12: My Mom. A Human Being? No.WAY. (1)
- 12: Sponsored: All Dentists Offer Kids Rock Candy, Right? (0)
- 09: Sponsored Post: 5 Videos to Make You Smile (0)
- 09: The Case for Cohabitation (48)
- 09: Shamrock Shakes in December (4)
- 09: Buttons (6)
- 09: Arguing After Kids (3)
- 09: Feel Good Music (8)
- 08: My Ankle is a Murderous Traitor (3)
- 08: How to Piss off Your Wife on Her 35th Birthday (62)
- 08: The Fine Art Of Pester Power (2)
- 08: You Can’t Knit, No Problem (1)
- 08: Sixteen and No Hope of Getting Pregnant with this Grill (8)
- 08: Do Adults Know Anything About Teenage Girls? (1)
- 08: Old Ladies Playing Bingo Say the Darndest Things: Here Are Nine of Them (17)
- 07: Dear Santa, I Gotta Get Something Off My Chest (15)
- 07: Sibling Rivalry Kills Parents (10)
- 07: Invisible Embrace (0)
- 07: High School Confidential (18)
- 07: How to Make Vegan Cookies for Vegans and Steak-Eaters (1)
- 07: 5 Bits of Pop Culture I’ll Never Understand (18)
- 07: 10 Things I’ve Learned About Life From My Dad (20)
- 06: The Obligatory Vomit Post (14)
- 06: That Dad Oughtta Have His Parenting License Revoked (25)
- 06: SAVE THE DATE: The @AimingLow Non-Conference #ALNonCon (22)
- 06: 400 Words About Things I Love (27)
- 06: Dolly Day Spa: Detangling Rapunzel (5)
- 06: How to Sneak a Baby into a Pub. (9)
- 06: Do You Have an Opinion? (9)
- 06: Snaggletooth to Braceface: Myths and Realities (1)
- 05: Killing My Inner Child, One Christmas List at a Time (8)
- 05: Backfired Best Intentions, Part Two: Principled Parenting (14)
- 05: I Throw My Hands Up in the Air Sometimes (10)
- 05: Can’t Find the Right Greeting Card? Then Edit! (8)
- 05: Why Did I Think That? (9)
- 05: Remember the Time I Had to Wear a Jock Strap on My Face? (5)
- 02: Holiday Shopping Guide for the Geek in Your Life (1)
- 02: Parsnips, Flax, Seaweed, and Lies (12)
- 02: So Your Birthday is in December and You aren’t Jesus (28)
- 02: Reasons Invisalign Trays Don’t Suck During The Holidays (4)
- 02: Men Get Fat Too (13)
- 02: It’s Okay to be Gay (14)
- 02: People of Parking Lots: The Holy Grail-ers (4)
- 01: An Ode To Body Hair (0)
- 01: Fail: When your mom offers to let your husband go south (21)
- 01: How to Make Designer-ish Coasters (7)
- 01: Christmas Lights (7)
- 01: Conquer Your Fear and Lead the Way (4)
- 01: 13 Things You Never Thought You’d Have to Say to Your Children (28)
- November 2011 (149)
- 30: Go Wait in the Car! (12)
- 30: The Special Bond That Forms When Someone Poops on Your Head (7)
- 30: Frosty’s Dirty Little Secret (9)
- 30: Introducing the ‘Aiming Low Paycheck’ – A Way To Make Money (4)
- 30: How to Keep a Child or an Easily Distractable Adult Occupied for 5 Minutes (3)
- 30: I Was Sixteen and Pregnant (38)
- 30: Lost in Marriage Translation (8)
- 29: We’ve All Had Bad Bosses, But Are You The Worst Of Them All? (12)
- 29: Selected Scenes from A Nightmare on Poo Street (6)
- 29: Gardening with Children: A Cautionary Tale (2)
- 29: Peanut Butter Oreo Bars (4)
- 29: Rednecks Say the Darndest Things: Here are 10 of Them (69)
- 29: In Defense of Scrooge (7)
- 28: Tis’ the Season for Happy Times! (15)
- 28: Mommy Monologues (36)
- 28: What do You do with a Problem Like Ceiling Mold? (11)
- 28: Different Yet the Same (0)
- 28: Holly Daze (7)
- 28: My Self Esteem Playlist (8)
- 28: The Crying Game (4)
- 25: What to (and NOT to) Give a Teacher for the Holidays (19)
- 25: Reasons I Can’t Leave My Husband Alone With the Children and a Viewing Screen (54)
- 25: Wedding Registry Boot Camp (14)
- 25: Status Update: How I Make My Life More Awesome Than Yours! (8)
- 25: What’s Your Magic Number? (0)
- 25: Magical Thinking And The Manic Pixie Dream Girl Inside Each Of Us (6)
- 25: Drenching Ms. Elle and Ms. Vogue (0)
- 24: BLACK FRIDAY (Coming to a Theater Near You) (4)
- 24: “I Know Dat Awready”: Raising a Know-It-All in Joisey (6)
- 24: Christmas is Coming and so are the Stupid Presents! (2)
- 24: How to Read a Magazine Like an A-hole (5)
- 24: 10 Reasons Why I Won’t Be Shopping on Black Friday (6)
- 24: Thankful For (12)
- 24: Kermit Gets the Cold Shoulder (2)
- 23: Pediatric Anthropology: The Pre-Nap Ritual (4)
- 23: God Bless You, Lillian Vernon! (5)
- 23: Don’t Get Mad – Madlib (6)
- 23: How to Make a Holiday Martini (7)
- 23: Blue Douche (9)
- 23: Pie Crust Perfection (5)
- 23: Fitness Tips for the Frazzled Mom (5)
- 22: How to Prepare For a Vlog: A Pictorial (7)
- 22: The Six Friends Every Mom Needs (18)
- 22: 5 Egregious Gym Faux Pas (11)
- 22: Make an Awesome Dragonfly Ornament (2)
- 22: 10 Things I’m Secretly Thankful For But Won’t Say Out Loud (10)
- 22: You Have to Fail If You Want to Succeed (8)
- 22: Remember Working Out with Bob Barker at BlogHer? Neither do I. (9)
- 21: I Know You’re Trying to be Funny, But I Don’t Like That (2)
- 21: Mommy Versus Four Year Old: An Epic Language Battle (7)
- 21: Big Time Gay (9)
- 21: Impressive Gift Making for the Less Ambitious (6)
- 21: The House Guests (4)
- 21: Five Friends You Need To Have In Your Life (2)
- 21: A Rant Against The Injustice of Adult Acne (7)
- 18: Backfired Best Intentions, Part One: Petting Zoos (14)
- 18: Please Don’t Chew Gum. At Least Not in Front of Me. (17)
- 18: Six Tips for Hiring the Right Pro for Your Home Improvement (2)
- 18: A Sleigh Full of Prozac (5)
- 18: Vampires Suck. Heartbreak Does, Too. (19)
- 18: One of the Girls (12)
- 17: Would You Buy Your Sex Toys From The Supermarket? (5)
- 17: Home for the Holidays? No But YOU Tell Your Mom (13)
- 17: In Praise of One Single Solid White Pubic Hair (26)
- 17: Wine Lips (2)
- 17: Moms Take Vegas (9)
- 17: Catfight: Why You Gotta Hate on Her (9)
- 17: The Good Enough Bride (10)
- 16: 8 Grammar Rules You Should’ve Learned Long Before High School Graduation (88)
- 16: FUPA: The Owner’s Manual (20)
- 16: My Husband Does Not Speak Spanish (24)
- 16: Seven Itty Bitty Ways to Better Your Life Now (9)
- 16: It’s for Yooo-Hooo (4)
- 16: Teen Mom is for Real, Yo (7)
- 16: Day of the Plunger (5)
- 15: My Cat is One Lazy Mofo (2)
- 15: The Humble Beginnings of a Tried and True Cat Lady (15)
- 15: Sorry Kids, Daddy Had to Follow His Bliss (14)
- 15: Family Photos Don’t Have to be Hard. No Really. (0)
- 15: How to Set Up a WordPress Blog in 5 Easy Steps (3)
- 15: My Body Propels Me (17)
- 15: 5 Things You Do That Annoy Me: On the Road Edition (13)
- 14: 15 Things to be Thankful for this Thanksgiving (9)
- 14: Art, Play Doh and the Existential Dilemma (11)
- 14: 6 Best Private Part Pins on Pinterest (8)
- 14: Reese’s Pieces Peanut Butter Rice KrispiesTreats (5)
- 14: I’m Not Actually An Adult. Don’t Tell Anybody. (4)
- 14: Myth Busted: You Can’t Ruin Your Future (18)
- 14: How to Entertain Your Children Without Getting Off the Couch (16)
- 11: Twelve Easy Ways to Tick off a Mom Without Even Trying (44)
- 11: Guns and Slurpees (6)
- 11: Leftover Turkey Chili Recipe (4)
- 11: Me, Lou Rawls and a Dog I Will Eventually Kill (4)
- 11: What About Your Friends? (6)
- 11: I Spy With My Pink Eye (32)
- 10: An Ode to Side Boob (12)
- 10: How To Fail At Sleep-Training Your Baby (17)
- 10: Embarrassing Bodies – The Vagina Episode (8)
- 10: How to Extend Your Love for Coffee Creamer (4)
- 10: Anatomy Lessons for the 4 Year Old (21)
- 10: Bullies Suck (24)
- 10: The Four Holiday Food Groups (16)
- 09: My Mother of the Year Application (35)
- 09: The Legendary Auntiecorn (8)
- 09: You’ve Heard of Holiday Debt, but Eco-Debt? (15)
- 09: How To Make Lemony Garlic Mockamole (9)
- 09: Face Unlaws with Caring Kindness (8)
- 09: 5 Lies I’ve Told Myself (14)
- 09: Do You Really Want to Know? (20)
- 08: How Google+ Almost Turned Me into an Exhibitionist (10)
- 08: How to Wrap Your In-Laws around Your Finger (8)
- 08: You Should Know I Bleed Blue (12)
- 08: How To Give The Best Gift Ever. (Besides Orgasms.) (12)
- 08: Head Lice. Good Times. (16)
- 08: It’s Okay to Not be Happy (32)
- 08: 10 Ways Martha Stewart Lied To Me (22)
- 07: I Wish I Could Help You With Your Ass Leaking Problem (9)
- 07: The Von Trapp Children Wash Rocks (9)
- 07: Tastes Like Chicken (9)
- 07: Crafting for the Love of Pop-Tarts (4)
- 07: I Don’t Like Animals, But I Don’t Want PETA to Hate Me (8)
- 07: Making Up Beauty (5)
- 07: A New Low: When Wal-Mart Tows Your Home (12)
- 04: Remember That Time I Thought My Life Was An Episode Of A TLC Pregnancy Reality Drama? (26)
- 04: The Dude In The Tube (12)
- 04: Keychain of Fools (7)
- 04: How to Fight with Your Spouse About Money (11)
- 04: How (Not) to Procrastinate (2)
- 04: If You Have Stupid Kids and Dim-Witted Pets, Let the World Know (18)
- 03: How NOT to File Your Taxes (6)
- 03: V Is Not Always For Victory (10)
- 03: Losing My Caffeine Virginity (7)
- 03: Snickers Apple Salad (6)
- 03: The Chronicles of Nun-Ya (1)
- 03: Perception is Reality & The Company You Keep (4)
- 03: Who’s Guiltier, Men or Women? (11)
- 02: My Wife’s Driving (20)
- 02: Robert’s Rules of Disorder (14)
- 02: I’m Gonna Be an Extreme Couponer!! I’m Tired of Being an Extreme Couponer. (14)
- 02: Fund ME! (8)
- 02: Self-Confidence: Where There is a Will, There’s a Way (23)
- 02: No Interviews with Vampires Here! (15)
- 01: The Problem With Women (11)
- 01: Don’t Die Over Spilled Milk – A Tragicomedy in One Act (6)
- 01: How to Overcome Toddler Nap-Avoidance (9)
- 01: A Lipstick Secret That Will Shock and Amaze You (10)
- 01: The Holidaze. (37)
- 01: How To Figure Out What You Want To Be When You Grow Up (7)
- 01: 7 Ways I Have Already Scarred My Newborn For Life (15)
- October 2011 (146)
- 31: Last Week It Was The UPS Guy, And Now It’s My Mailman. I Have Issues. (16)
- 31: It Was a Hi-C Halloween… (27)
- 31: 5 Ways to Have a Successful Yard Sale (6)
- 31: Edit Your Life And Keep Your Shoes (3)
- 31: Paul has a Penis (2)
- 31: Keep Your Bra, Burn Your Straightening Iron (28)
- 31: Aiming Low Guide to Halloween Decor (15)
- 28: Aiming Low. Literally. (11)
- 28: A Meal Is Just A Possession Away (59)
- 28: Drink My Crystal Light (22)
- 28: How To Write a Comedic Character Monologue (9)
- 28: October is National Domestic Violence Month (8)
- 28: Aiming Low’s Guide to Choosing Your Children’s Friends (7)
- 28: I Got My First Period and Thought I Was Dying (12)
- 28: Aiming Low’s First Twitter List (35)
- 27: “Say It With Yo’ Chest!” (21)
- 27: Kids Birthday Parties: You Say “Cheap”, I Say “Retro”! (10)
- 27: Out-Smugging the Smug Mum (6)
- 27: 6 Easy Halloween Costumes for Inappropriate Adults (14)
- 27: Surprise: I’m a Halloween Over-Achiever! (10)
- 27: A Conversation with My Inner Critic (17)
- 27: Aiming Low Musically: The Guilty Pleasures Post (23)
- 26: Becoming a Sports Guy (9)
- 26: Send Out the Clowns (8)
- 26: What Kind of Procrastinator Are You? (12)
- 26: Lazy Day Banana Muffin Recipe (11)
- 26: Baby Genius (3)
- 26: Are You “Too Pretty To Do Homework?” (21)
- 26: 5 Things Klout Doesn’t Know About Me (37)
- 25: Do You Put On Make-Up For The UPS Guy? (37)
- 25: Parenting with Chronic Illness (36)
- 25: Stupid or Superstitious? (7)
- 25: How to Go From Lazy Mom to Super Mom Without (Much) Effort (8)
- 25: Five Half-Assed Halloween Costumes To Thrill and Impress Your Friends (4)
- 25: Let’s Talk About Sex: Being Safe With Your Body and Soul (12)
- 25: My Dog Can Totally Eat Underwear Faster than Your Dog (20)
- 24: 8 Steps to Avoid Being “That Guy” (2)
- 24: Death Wish – And You’re Coming Too (22)
- 24: I Need HGTV Rehab (14)
- 24: Dinner Party Tricks to Impress (5)
- 24: Emoticons & Acronyms for the Enhancement of Your Life (7)
- 24: Greetings to My Fellow Big Foots (You Are Not Alone) (15)
- 24: How to Look Smart in front of Strangers (8)
- 21: The Freak, The Rehab Refugee, The Brat, The Rat, and Me (19)
- 21: The Problem With Giving Stuff Away (7)
- 21: How to Buy a Toilet (8)
- 21: That’s Not Where You Wear an Oven Mitt (4)
- 21: Teen Dating Violence and Abuse (20)
- 21: Bathus Interruptus (21)
- 20: The Joys of Parenting in the Rain (6)
- 20: The Breakfast Club: Family Style (4)
- 20: Live Birth In The Frozen Foods Aisle (8)
- 20: Milk Dud Brownies (9)
- 20: Clutter: Buried Alive, Or: Lurid Fantasies about Australian Icons (15)
- 20: Body Memories (11)
- 20: I Don’t Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie (53)
- 19: An Open Apology To The Schmucks Who Got The Stuff On Top of Our Refrigerator (34)
- 19: DIY Nursery Decor For The Artistically Disinclined (8)
- 19: A Rose By Any Other Name Doesn’t Have a Porno Background (6)
- 19: How to Have the Banging-est Underwear Drawer Ever (8)
- 19: When The Insane Clown Posse Moves In Next Door (15)
- 19: It Gets Better – But It Might Be Good Right Now (7)
- 19: Who Gives a Pluck? Possibly Me (5)
- 18: I Don’t Wanna Hear About Your Hemorrhoids (42)
- 18: My Husband’s Mother Still Cleans His Ears (6)
- 18: Everything Must Go (3)
- 18: Giving You Confidence – One Instant Box of Rice at a Time (4)
- 18: Zero Inbox: Your Path to Email Nirvana (6)
- 18: So Many Voices & You (4)
- 18: Parental Yawps (21)
- 17: Plural’s Don’t Have Apostrophe’s, Idiot’s (50)
- 17: Corporate Communication, or How To Pass the Buck Nicely (12)
- 17: Keys To The Kingdom (1)
- 17: How To Thrift Like A Boss (16)
- 17: People Say the Meanest Things (37)
- 17: Let’s Talk about Sex: When Your First Love Isn’t Your Last (17)
- 17: Check Out the Mompetition at the Momolympics 2012 (31)
- 14: Things I’ve Learned About Parent Pick Up (9)
- 14: A Day in the Life of a Stay-at-Home-Mom (36)
- 14: Watch the Divorce Rates Go Down! By Tomorrow! (9)
- 14: How to Make Vanilla Extract (62)
- 14: 6 Ways to Spin ‘We’re Broke’ to the Kids (7)
- 14: Haters Gonna Hate – Let ‘em (31)
- 14: The Ventriloquist (57)
- 13: Wannabe Smoker (17)
- 13: What Is Up With Children’s Television and Unibrows? (3)
- 13: No Good Ever Comes from Baking (18)
- 13: le eau de huh: How to smell good (12)
- 13: 7 Ways to Annoy a Pregnant Woman (39)
- 13: Where Are All the Books For Kids of Gay Parents? (45)
- 13: Uniboob: The New Plastic Surgery Fad (18)
- 12: My Failed Attempts to Cure My Hairy Man Legs with Chinese Herbal Medicine (12)
- 12: In Defense Of The Soul Fart (17)
- 12: Under The Boardwalk (34)
- 12: How To Make A (Possibly Gonzo) Cereal Box Puppet (20)
- 12: Turning My Youngsters into Jungsters (16)
- 12: Yes, it’s okay to be you! (9)
- 12: Reality Stinks (52)
- 11: Getting a Babysitting Job 101 (29)
- 11: Realizing The ROI from Your Kids (17)
- 11: The Cardinal Sins of a Soccer Parent (19)
- 11: How To Make Tampon Ghosts And Other Terrifying Halloween Crafts (23)
- 11: 3 Things We Should Stop Pretending Are True (14)
- 11: Slouching Isn’t the Key to Fitting In (9)
- 11: Halloween FAIL WHALE (10)
- 10: The Attempted and Failed Cures of an Insomniac (6)
- 10: A Note to Daddy’s Lil’ Darling Concerning His Glasses (5)
- 10: The Time I Met THE POLICE (6)
- 10: How to Make Someone Happy with Ugly Pillows (4)
- 10: Of Birds, Bees and Body Snatchers (8)
- 10: Goodbye, Angels (10)
- 10: 5 Ways to Avoid Showering (17)
- 07: Double Shot: The Day I Became That Mom (15)
- 07: Ready For My Close Up (28)
- 07: This Call Is Being Recorded For Training Purposes (23)
- 07: For the Love of Boobs (49)
- 07: Rock Your Moxie (32)
- 07: The Wheels on the Bus Are Flat: 10 Most Annoying Children’s Songs (18)
- 06: 7 Things No One Admits that Everybody Does (39)
- 06: Gold Member (53)
- 06: The 1970′s Story Song Manifesto (53)
- 06: Cheesy Bacon Ranch Bread (15)
- 06: Texas Halloween Costume Massacre (9)
- 06: 5 Things I Wish My Best Friend Had Told Me in High School (23)
- 06: The Pretty Nail (53)
- 05: 5 Things I Can Never Get Right (42)
- 05: Ditch the Creepy Joker (18)
- 05: Taking Care of Girlie Business in the Presence of Company (32)
- 05: The Aiming Low Guide to Towels (27)
- 05: Won’t You Please (not) Come To Chicago? (10)
- 05: Letter to My 13-Year-Old Self (44)
- 05: Stuff I Can’t Eat (23)
- 04: The Dos and Don’ts of Auto DMs In The Land Of Twitter (22)
- 04: The Bliss of Single Parenting (13)
- 04: Why Can’t I Get a Camaro for My Mid-Life Crisis (23)
- 04: Be Your Own Barista, No Seriously. (8)
- 04: Could You Repeat That? (24)
- 04: How To Be Popular (25)
- 04: PSA: It’s Creepy To Give Your Baby A Social Media Profile (17)
- 04: Welcome to Miss Unlimited (3)
- 03: 7 Places to Look for Your Smartphone (18)
- 03: Applications For Sister Wife Now Being Accepted (91)
- 03: The Talk (7)
- 03: 3 Ways to Get (Little) Kids to Clean Their Rooms (32)
- 03: Tight Budget Dogs (43)
- 03: Pickup Lines for Playdates (56)
- September 2011 (79)
- 30: Come Check Out My Schooner (10)
- 30: Kittens Make Horrible Roommates (20)
- 29: An Insider’s Guide: What You Never Expect When You’re Expecting (22)
- 29: My Beef with Canon in D (27)
- 29: Don’t Mess With My Kids – With Love, David Banner (38)
- 28: 3 Lists I Should Make Instead of this One (8)
- 28: Get Me A Plaid Beverage (13)
- 28: Miss Twist and the Fabric Ladies (9)
- 28: Elementary School Pictures: Yes, You’re Supposed to Look Like a Dope (43)
- 27: Working Mom’s Confession (5)
- 27: How to Eat Your Placenta (17)
- 27: The Do’s and Don’ts of Apple Picking (3)
- 27: A Syllabus For the School of Life (8)
- 26: Things You Don’t Want Your Gyno to Say (24)
- 26: Intentions, Not Execution….Right? (9)
- 26: Use PortableApps on Public Computers to Make Yourself at Home (1)
- 26: Plunging Testosterone Level Leads to 3 Questions About Viagra (4)
- 23: 5 Ways to Tell if You are Aiming Low Enough (40)
- 23: iPod Playlists For All Your Rite of Passage Needs (26)
- 23: My Husband Got a Girlfriend (30)
- 22: Gaze Upon My Bunghole And Tell Me You Love Me (28)
- 22: Vintage, Retro or Old? You be the Judge. (19)
- 22: Caption It: Someone’s Insurance Premiums Are Going Up (18)
- 22: When Stylists Attack (13)
- 21: Domestic Underachievement and the Art of Procrastination (12)
- 21: 10 Baby Products Guaranteed to Give Parents Chronic IBS (42)
- 21: Your Children are Stronger, Intellectually Superior and More Emotionally Stable Than Other Children (14)
- 21: 10 Things or People That Are Overrated (36)
- 20: Never Ask to Borrow Chapstick From a Pregnant Chick at an STD Clinic (31)
- 20: The Mango Man Nightmare (3)
- 20: Whatever Happened To… (31)
- 20: 5 Kinds Of People Who Make Me Completely Peevish (79)
- 19: The Things You Don’t Know That You Don’t Know (7)
- 19: In Defense of The Smartphone Addict (3)
- 19: Rule of Thumb: Yell Whatever’s On Your Mind (18)
- 19: Let’s Keep This Between Us, Internet. (24)
- 16: Eating Like A College Kid Again: Regression Or A Case Of The Mid-Life Whatevers? (40)
- 16: How To Deal With The Crap In Our Lives (3)
- 16: Look Mom! I Married a Foreigner! (18)
- 15: I Usually Love Polka Dots (7)
- 15: Channeling Dolly Parton (5)
- 15: City Gal In Training (9)
- 15: The New Kid and Nunchucks (12)
- 14: How to Raise a Vegetarian (18)
- 14: Fall TV Starts Tonight: Let’s Watch Together (20)
- 14: One Man’s Failed Attempt to Wear a Vagina (19)
- 14: Infant vs. Toddlers (16)
- 13: Commando Baby (5)
- 13: Welcome to the Nudist Colony: Pants Optional (20)
- 13: Homeless, Hipster, or Redneck: A Guide to Distinguishing The Younger Generation (26)
- 13: Ikea = The Purest Love. Ikea = Frying Pan to Head (13)
- 12: What I Did on My Summer Vacation (8)
- 12: Sesame Street And Other Nostalgic Pleasures That Will Permanently Damage Your Child (24)
- 12: Easy, Lazy, Glorious Backup Solutions (0)
- 12: Are You There, Internet? It’s Me, Aunt Becky (23)
- 09: Homework for Dummies (8)
- 09: 8 Ways To Start a Fist Fight at a Dinner Party (7)
- 09: This One Time, at Band Camp, I Stuck a Menstrual Cup in My Vagina (92)
- 08: The Remake of Footloose? Not Almost Paradise. (27)
- 08: Fashion Rules with The Domestic Goddess (16)
- 08: Caption It: Tough Guys Edition (6)
- 08: 7 Tips For Sensual Foreplay for Parents: Think Vomit-Free Cleavage and Clean Underwear (21)
- 07: My Dog is an Idiot (29)
- 07: Hate is Good for You in a Zen Kind of Way (6)
- 07: 10 Weird Things I’ve Experienced At Low Wage Jobs (44)
- 07: Love Notes for Long-term Relationships (18)
- 06: Do Something Once a Week That Makes You Slightly Uncomfortable. (4)
- 06: Right and Wrong Ways to Use Social Media Slang (13)
- 06: How Can I Create Hardship for My Children? (28)
- 06: How To Save Asia (11)
- 05: Calling for End-of-Summer Parent of the Year Nominations! (12)
- 05: Are You Smarter Than a Toilet Flusher? (5)
- 05: When Water Attacks Or Why I Am A Minion Of Satan (6)
- 02: Superman Doesn’t Like Cleaning Up Your Messes (12)
- 02: A Brilliant Breakfast for the Less Than Brilliant Mind (10)
- 01: This Will Win Me ZERO Parenting Awards (31)
- 01: Five Letters To Strangers In Retail (62)
- 01: September 2011 Horoscopes for Low Aimers (0)
- 01: EZPZ: Never Lose Your Keys Again, Fun With Staples and Duct Tape (0)
- August 2011 (80)
- 31: You Might Be Egocentric If… (6)
- 31: What Drugstore Baskets Say About Sexual Needs And Other Tales of Check-Out Counter Judgment (38)
- 31: 4 Ways to Survive Ten Days in My Parents’ House (15)
- 30: IKEA, Store of Comfort And Confrontation (13)
- 30: How to Raise a Bloodthirsty Ninja (13)
- 30: I Don’t Ask About Your Toilet Habits So Back Off My Kid (37)
- 30: Making QR Codes Fun And Not Sucky! (3)
- 29: 10 (More) Things Your Baby Would Tell You if He Could Talk (5)
- 29: A Musical Tribute to Capitalism (8)
- 29: Use Gmail’s Priority Inbox to Save Time and Do More (1)
- 29: I Like the Dentist and Gynecologist Better Than Getting My Hair Cut (14)
- 26: I DON’T Want My Childhood Back, Thankyouverymuch (52)
- 26: Tilda Swinton’s New Horrifying Movie about Motherhood (17)
- 26: Travelling with Teens? AIM LOW. (17)
- 25: AIMING LOW MAILBAG: The Bowels of Hell (17)
- 25: The Post Office Is My Nemesis (11)
- 25: Caption This: Do You Smell Something? (14)
- 25: Dirty Dancing Remake? This Calls for a Revolution! (13)
- 24: Should Your Back Make That Snapping Sound? (5)
- 24: 6 Songs To Get Hot To (No, Not Like That) (3)
- 24: 5 Things I Just Don’t Get (67)
- 24: Birth Order Traits and the Parents Who Create Them (20)
- 23: We Partied Like Rock Stars at @Blogher11 (but without the drugs and strippers) (18)
- 23: Hey, David Hasselhoff & Donnie Osmond? You’re My Obsession (26)
- 23: Do As I Say, Not As I Doo Doo (2)
- 23: EZPZ: HP Photobooks Make Memories Tangible (1)
- 22: OMG. SkyMall. (16)
- 22: You Voted on the Man Hair. Here are the Results. Now What? (18)
- 22: Blackberry Playbook – I’m Going to Need That TPS Report (0)
- 22: Get Yourself Noticed in Pictures from #BlogHer (14)
- 19: 8 Rules of Etiquette for Tight Spaces (9)
- 19: Bald And *So* Not Beautiful (31)
- 19: How to Get Your Husband to Do Anything (13)
- 18: Channeling Lucille Ball (11)
- 18: 5 Ways To Survive Single Parenting When You’re Not A Single Parent (36)
- 18: I’m Going To Hold A Nap-In. Are You With Me? (20)
- 17: Vagina Washing For Dummies (32)
- 17: I Ride the Drunk Bus (3)
- 17: I LET My Daughter Get Her Ears Pierced (30)
- 16: 10 Things You Should Never Say to a New Mom Unless You Have a Death Wish (190)
- 16: Annoying Toys and the Parents Who Loathe Them (21)
- 16: How To Road Trip with Kids without Losing Your Sanity. Almost. (4)
- 15: International Travel Tips For A Family Trip. Which isn’t the same thing as a Vacation. (10)
- 15: Your Awkward Phase Made You Awesome (23)
- 15: Producteev is Free, Slick and You Might Actually Use It (6)
- 15: ‘Tis the Other Season (12)
- 12: Secret Life of an American Mom (37)
- 12: I Would Totally Have Burned A Bra, Too. And Maybe A Man. (10)
- 12: Idiot Labels: Not Just For Idiots Anymore (17)
- 11: Man Hair is Ruining My Marriage. Your Vote Can Save It. (181)
- 11: Caption It: Naked Men in a Field of WTF? (11)
- 11: EZPZ: How To Watch Any TV Show Without Paying A Dime (10)
- 10: Seriously, I Would Probably Fist-Fight a Child (16)
- 10: Usual Or Unusual Facts About The Body – You Be The Judge (3)
- 10: Pimples Don’t Make For Graceful Aging (67)
- 10: Camping in New York City, a Video (14)
- 09: Don’t Soil Your Drawers and Other Tips for Living a Successful Life (16)
- 09: The Accidental Alcoholic (34)
- 08: Educating the Masses in the Bathroom of All Places (25)
- 08: Decomposing the Beaver Head and Other Acts of Love (21)
- 08: I’m Much Nicer on the Internet (11)
- 08: The Baby Gift Bag That Had Little Ding Dongs On It (45)
- 05: Where Adult Relationships Go To Die (13)
- 05: Karaoke Can Bring Us All Together (5)
- 05: Double the Sugar and Add Bacon (Recipe) (13)
- 04: My Baby is Sexier than Your Baby. (4)
- 04: 4 Trends You *Need* To Know About. There Will be MuuMuus & Olive Loaf (11)
- 04: EZPZ How to Make People Feel Good Even When They Suck (19)
- 03: Shhh… I’m on the Run! (6)
- 03: Pregnant Women: Not Smug, Just Gassy (17)
- 03: 7 People I Didn’t Kill On The Bus (Not That I Would Ever Kill People On The Bus) (22)
- 03: We’re Joining The Band (8)
- 02: Come As You Are Party @BlogHer! #BlogHer11 (14)
- 02: The Smurfs Movie Review: Um, I think I just smurfed in my mouth (11)
- 02: What happens to a SAHM when the kids go to school? (25)
- 02: Looks Are Everything (4)
- 01: 7 Meals I Never Thought I’d “Cook” for the Kids (23)
- 01: Parent of the Year’s Guide To Screen Time (And Getting A Break) (7)
- 01: Top 10 Ways to Become a Google Search Ninja (4)
- 01: August 2011 Horoscope for Low Aimers (3)
- July 2011 (69)
- 29: What’s That Thingy Hanging Between Your Legs, Daddy? (81)
- 29: HOW TO BECOME AN AIMING LOW-ER IN 4 EASY STEPS (17)
- 28: Still Life with Fart Machine (22)
- 28: Caption It: David Beckham Edition (18)
- 28: EZPZ: Reduce Kitchen Labor by Cooking Like a Bachelor (22)
- 27: My Kid’s First Word Proves Mommy Has a Potty Mouth (27)
- 27: 9 Things You Can Say to Your Child Without Raising a Serial Killer (34)
- 27: 10 Wardrobe Basics That Keep Schmutzie Looking Like She Knows What She’s Doing (21)
- 27: My Kids Say The Darndest Things. (42)
- 26: Attack of the MOM BODY. She’s Coming and You Can’t Hide. (12)
- 26: An Open Letter to Rompers (22)
- 26: A Gift for Your In-Laws, A Gift for You (6)
- 25: Scratched “Circles” Names From My Google+ Account (13)
- 25: 3 Ways to Glam Up Your Minimalist Outfit for BlogHer (6)
- 25: Chicks Love Tetris (17)
- 25: My doctor is a rockstar. Literally. (19)
- 22: How to Sell the Kama Sutra to Your Boss (2)
- 22: Fast and Furious, Family Style (14)
- 22: If You Can’t Keep One Foot In Front Of Technology, You Can At Least Trip That B*tch (6)
- 21: Let’s Talk Boobs (36)
- 21: You, Me, Pageant Babies and Kim Kardashian are All Giant Liars. (10)
- 21: EZPZ Guide to Understanding Google+. (Who with the what now?) (18)
- 20: Is it OK for adults to nap? (39)
- 20: I Want It. I Need It. Give It To Me, Baby. (17)
- 20: By The Time You Read This Bears Will Have Eaten Me. Or I’ll Be Living in Manhattan. (8)
- 20: One Last Push for Felicity (0)
- 19: Survival Skill: Never Follow a Man Not Wearing Underpants into A Forest (3)
- 19: Play With Your Food: 5 Edible Ideas to Beat the Summertime Blues (6)
- 19: EZPZ: If My Fridge Could Talk (4)
- 18: The Five-Point Harness Has Failed Me (19)
- 18: Stalking Kevin Bacon for Fun and Profit (9)
- 18: 8 Must Have Items in Every Two Year Old’s Purse (13)
- 18: Meet My New BEST FRIEND! (25)
- 15: International Date with Insomnia (19)
- 15: 13 Steps To Becoming The Life Of the Party (19)
- 15: Cable Outlet: The One Thing My Kids Would Sacrifice Food, Air and a Virgin Cat For (21)
- 14: The Great Thong Conspiracy (48)
- 14: Caption It: There’s a Lot on the Line Here (18)
- 14: Five Ways to Live in a Tourist Town Without Losing Your Mind (9)
- 13: It’s Not a Conspiracy Theory When You Have Proof (5)
- 13: The Most Frequently Everything (5)
- 13: How To Use A Public Ladies’ Room Without Pissing On Anything Or Pissing Anyone Off (24)
- 12: I’m Not Claustrophobic AND I’M NOT FREAKING OUT. (33)
- 12: Top 10 Most Respectable Slut Jobs. And You Know You Had At Least One. (34)
- 12: EZPZ: Learn How To Make Knuppets! (11)
- 11: My Zoolander Trigger (7)
- 11: The World’s Best Houseguest (9)
- 11: Password Security: Trust me, it’s worth it. (16)
- 11: Earthopoly. It’s Really a Thing. (9)
- 08: There Is No Spoon….Or Fork….Or Windows XP (5)
- 08: We Run This (5)
- 08: Gettin’ My Cougar On (18)
- 07: How To Tie a Wind and Fushnicken Resistant Scarf Knot (48)
- 07: EZPZ FAIL: My-My-My Orange Face. (20)
- 07: EZPZ: Curiously Smart & Handy (12)
- 06: The Peanut Butter and Jelly Wars (61)
- 06: How to Throw Your Money Away: A Comparative Analysis (7)
- 06: It All Started With A Marker And Cecily’s Boob… (34)
- 06: Please, Let Us Introduce You to Felicity (2)
- 05: Biohazard Suits and Other Useful Baby Shower Gifts (14)
- 05: My Summit with the Tooth Fairy (7)
- 05: EZPZ: A Simple Way for Your Kids to Destroy Photos (7)
- 04: Here’s the Deal: I’ll Be Honest with You About My Soft Places if You Don’t Get All Angry Mob on Me. (31)
- 04: 4th of July Movies For The Discerning Patriot (6)
- 04: Channeling Esther Williams (6)
- 04: Mommy Guilt: I Has It (3)
- 01: The Ultimate Junkman (17)
- 01: July 2011 Horoscope for Low Aimers (1)
- 01: How To Roast a Chicken without Burning Down the House {Recipe} (11)
- June 2011 (78)
- 30: The Christmas Gift Conspiracy Theory (4)
- 30: Involuntary Flatulence Syndrome and Other Embarrassing Pregnancy Secrets (41)
- 30: Caption It: Mystery Griller (17)
- 30: EZPZ Cleaning Products, or Down With The Man (24)
- 29: My Computer, My Babysitter (6)
- 29: Lawnmower Man (6)
- 29: 20 Songs To Wallow By (10)
- 28: I Fudged Up, Guys. (20)
- 28: Luck, Be a Lady (What Does That Even Mean?) (18)
- 28: Ham is Hard. And Other Things I Didn’t Learn in College. (16)
- 28: EZPZ Household Recipe Book (1)
- 27: A Scent To Remember. (28)
- 27: An Ode to Portable Waste (10)
- 27: I’m Not Sexist Anymore, But I Think My Daughter Might Be (2)
- 27: Stop the Birthday Party Craziness! (6)
- 24: The Birds and Bees… and Grunion (8)
- 24: Father’s Day Recap (17)
- 24: Next Year I Vote We Award Them With Nutella and Chicklets (5)
- 23: WAHM? Time For A MAKEOVER! (23)
- 23: Why Men Watch More Reality TV than Women (3)
- 23: 14 EZPZ Ways To Help You Not Lose Yo Mutha Effing Mind (12)
- 22: Apparently I Don’t Know How to Ride a Bike (15)
- 22: Anatomy of A Marital Argument (107)
- 22: 6 Ways To Drive Your Partner Wild in Bed (5)
- 22: Pretty Things that Do Good (0)
- 21: And the winner is …. {Logitech Revue with Google TV} (0)
- 21: Camping Tips From the Anti-Camper (29)
- 21: That’s Not a Winky, That’s My Hoo-ha (48)
- 21: HP EZPZ: How To Make Personalized T-shirts For Your Cats, Because It Is Their Favourite Thing (13)
- 20: Planning a Vacation after Having Kids (10)
- 20: Butt-Sniffing And Other Baby Boot Camp Basics (21)
- 20: You Say What? (7)
- 20: The Big Straw Hat (24)
- 17: The Rapture May Be Over, But the Flypocalypse Has Just Begun… (54)
- 17: Cheers to you, Asheville. (24)
- 17: Summer and the Slacking is Easy (5)
- 16: The Thin Line Between Advice and Assvice for a Pregnant Woman (20)
- 16: I feel like something’s missing here… (8)
- 16: EZPZ How to Decorate Your Trailer (8)
- 15: Great Ways to Waste Time Using Only Your Hands (4)
- 15: The Father’s Day Conspiracy (10)
- 15: Life Lesson 4397: Don’t Keep A Skinny Mirror Next To Your Refrigerator (20)
- 15: Meet the Aubin Family (1)
- 14: In Defense of the Robots (22)
- 14: My Sugar Squat (9)
- 14: HP Printer, There’s No EZPZ Way to Quit You (3)
- 13: Second Born, Or How To Bathe A 20 Month Old In 5 Minutes (11)
- 13: Channeling Niki de Saint Phalle (6)
- 13: WTF is SEO?! (26)
- 13: Gyno Grooming (14)
- 10: Helping Your Children Cope With Loss (25)
- 10: 10 Reasons Dogs are Better than People (88)
- 09: A lesson on stress incontinence (31)
- 09: Peter Pan Gives Children Rashes And Broken Bones. True Story. (20)
- 09: What the hell is going on here? (17)
- 09: EZPZ Surviving The Summer (9)
- 08: A Letter to My HOA (14)
- 08: The Forgotten Sequels (10)
- 08: My “Come As You Are” Party Badge Rejects (30)
- 08: Grab a Tissue and Watch Some Love Drop (6)
- 07: I scream, you scream, we all scream for fellatio. (43)
- 07: Put Your Sh*t in a Container (22)
- 07: Sex-Ed at the Taco Shop (68)
- 07: EZPZ Father’s Day: Love Don’t Cost Much. And It Isn’t Always A Tie, Either. (9)
- 06: Mark Zuckerberg Does Not Want To See Your Wiener: A Lesson In Modern Techiquette (20)
- 06: Adult Summer Reading (58)
- 06: Sorry PETA. Don’t hate me. (22)
- 06: Recipe for the Playdate From Hell (10)
- 03: Capture It – “Black and White” (1)
- 03: Ready, Willing, and Kegel: Adventures In Feminine Fitness (30)
- 03: Miss Piggy is Wrong About Artichokes (14)
- 02: A Scarlet ‘A’ Is Not My Avatar (32)
- 02: All of the Name Fame & None of the Perks (21)
- 02: The Lollipop Thief Speaks (28)
- 01: Ladies, Start Your Engines (26)
- 01: Sleep, Insomnia, And How I’m Not Getting Any (88)
- 01: June 2011 Horoscopes for Low Aimers (8)
- 01: Drop Some Love (2)
- May 2011 (82)
- 31: Tell Me What You Really Think (13)
- 31: I Thought I Had a Brain Tumor, but It Was Just the Wrong Deodorant (17)
- 31: Pacify Her (15)
- 31: Wine Me And Dine Me The EZPZ Way. (6)
- 30: Either Way…Fabulous! (9)
- 30: 7 Habits of Highly Annoying People (26)
- 30: ENTER TO WIN a Google TV™: Pretty much the best thing, ever (80)
- 30: Dear Hollywood: (8)
- 27: Capture It – “April Showers Bring May Flowers” (3)
- 27: Playground Profiles (19)
- 27: Purple Reign (17)
- 26: On Flashing Strangers and Other Methods of Finding Families for Playdates (28)
- 26: Taking Bravery Back (88)
- 26: The Suburban Cholera Poser Ramble (9)
- 26: EZPZ: Connect with Friends Near and Far (4)
- 25: Obviously We Have a Monkey (11)
- 25: Why I Have a Completely Irrational Yet Justified Fear of Frozen Food (72)
- 25: The movie “Bridesmaids” will make you shart with happiness. (38)
- 25: 7 Ways to Help Moms Survive (0)
- 24: Girls Should Not Have to Put Up with Man Piss (89)
- 24: The YES-aholic (19)
- 24: Back in the Dizzay (23)
- 24: EZPZ – Just When You Didn’t Think Facebook Could Get More Addictive… (8)
- 23: Let’s Talk About (My) Hair (18)
- 23: Spring Cleaning My Brain (6)
- 23: Deep Thoughts by Jared Karol (and Jack Handey) (10)
- 23: Anatomy Of The Night My Kid Wouldn’t Stop Puking (5)
- 20: Capture It – “Too Messy!” (4)
- 20: Bad Toemance, or How To Let The Dogs Out For Summer Without Frightening Anyone (15)
- 20: Happy Fridays Mean Prizes for Readers (4)
- 19: Camping in the Modern World (14)
- 19: Murdering the Breast Pump (31)
- 19: EZPZ Home Spa for the Recession (16)
- 18: Your Mouth Just Wrote a Check That Your Ass Can’t Cash (30)
- 18: How I Became a Writer for Aiming Low (41)
- 18: Save Me From The Bleeding Cuticles Nail Polish Effect. It Lacks Sex Appeal. (38)
- 18: Pregnancy Complications: Not Your Fault (22)
- 17: Pessimistic Party Planning for Two-Year Olds (19)
- 17: I would do anything for love but that’s just disgusting. (21)
- 17: I met LL Cool J. Here’s photographic evidence! (5)
- 16: My Dirty Little (Virtual) Secret (35)
- 16: Channeling Annie Oakley (12)
- 16: I wrote this on the toilet. (11)
- 16: Mice (25)
- 13: Capture It – “Pump Up the Jam” (10)
- 13: You Are Now Crossing the Hootie and the Blowfish Overpass (11)
- 13: Saving the World Can Be So Blasé (13)
- 12: Too Fat For Saturday (4)
- 12: The Act of Cooking Is Not Unlike Masturbation (Unless You’re An Exhibitionist, In Which Case This Metaphor Doesn’t Work At All) (52)
- 12: Discovering Southern (45)
- 12: *EZPZ* The Cast Iron Skillet and the Outdoor Burner: Taking Manly Cooking Beyond the Grill (10)
- 11: My Cat is in Danger (17)
- 11: NORDSTROM’S, THE MYSOGYNIST & ME (22)
- 11: Who the hell is in charge of naming shit? (28)
- 11: There is something you can do to help (3)
- 10: Hey baby, can I sweep your chimney? (6)
- 10: Hope Springs Eternal (3)
- 10: EZ-PZ Project Planners (2)
- 09: Mary Had a Little Gyro (22)
- 09: The First United Church of Cookies (4)
- 09: Breathing Privates and Simple Things (19)
- 09: Landscaping Woes (19)
- 06: Capture It – “I’m Stuck!” (2)
- 06: Sometimes I like to stick my fingers in my bu… (21)
- 06: Fancy Schmancy Bread Sticks, Aiming Low Style {Recipe} (3)
- 05: Mommy’s little creeper (13)
- 05: Approachers? Back off the Bits. (22)
- 05: Vlogging on Vicodin (40)
- 05: EZPZ: Lemon Squeezey! (3)
- 04: Spoiling Myself in All the Wrong Ways (11)
- 04: Glass Houses (Or How Vikki Became A Hipster) (11)
- 04: A Celebration of Good Weblogs: I’ll Show You My Faves If You’ll Show Me Yours (32)
- 04: Not Every Birth Story is Funny, And Every Mother Counts (8)
- 03: An Open Letter to my Daughter’s Future Therapist (12)
- 03: Fatalism (11)
- 03: Lazy Ninja Dessert (11)
- 03: HP EZPZ – Keeping your pet sitter honest. (1)
- 02: Driving Me Mad (5)
- 02: Horrific Crap My Kid Says When I’m Not Around (15)
- 02: May 2011 Horoscopes for Low Aimers (3)
- 02: If you wash it, does that stain still bleed? (19)
- 01: We Support Disaster Relief (Not Just Cause It) (2)
- April 2011 (75)
- 29: Capture It – “Whatcha Eating?” (3)
- 29: My Chat With Snarky T. Momblogski (11)
- 29: The Boss’s Handbook: When To Lie Your Butt Off (11)
- 28: Anxiety, Panic Attacks, And What Gets Us Through (81)
- 28: Necrosis of the Ear (7)
- 28: EZPZ: Keeping Your Stuff Together (9)
- 27: Aiming Low Exposed – the NOLA Edition (16)
- 27: Your Vagina is Dry. Can You Please Pass the Sugar? (28)
- 27: Lists of shit in my jeans & in my genes (10)
- 27: Is Your Child Autistic? Signs and Resources (2)
- 26: High School Deja Vu (6)
- 26: Eyeglasses, sexy time and Dorothy Parker (19)
- 26: HP EZPZ and Yo’ Momma! (4)
- 25: How to Pay Way Too Much for Internet (1)
- 25: 5 Things No One Tells You About Being Pregnant Until It’s Too Late (63)
- 25: The Buddha, Keanu Reeves and Me (10)
- 25: The Plagues of Winter (4)
- 22: Capture It – “So Very Happy” (0)
- 22: Sex music! (24)
- 22: Date Night! (8)
- 21: Unfortunately, My Mom Might Be Right (8)
- 21: There are cat people. Then there’s me. (25)
- 21: My Future Prolapsed Ladyparts… And Other Means of Introduction (50)
- 21: EZPZ – Roasted Chickpeas, bet you can’t eat just one. (9)
- 20: Spread Too Thin (22)
- 20: The Evolution of Poo (9)
- 20: Overcommitment Schools Me In The Art Of Slack (8)
- 20: Accepting My Imperfections In Mothering a Child With Autism (16)
- 19: Questions from a Potential Tiger Dad (11)
- 19: Phobia (14)
- 19: City Girl, Country Life and Cows that Moo in the night (4)
- 19: HP EZPZ: This Is One Party You Should Be Happy I Did Not Invite You To (5)
- 18: Facebook is SO High School. And So Am I. (31)
- 18: How To Get Your Husband Up In The Morning (13)
- 18: Welcome to the Jungle (18)
- 18: That Eeyore Friend on Facebook (7)
- 15: Capture It – “Sprung” (5)
- 15: Beta Dad Nominates Himself Parent Of The Year! (16)
- 15: Let’s Panic About Puppies (10)
- 14: My milkshake brings all the YMCA administrators to my yard. LaLa-LaLaLa (4)
- 14: It’s Awful…ly Good (18)
- 14: Open Letter to Women’s Magazine Publishers (10)
- 14: An EZPZ birthday present to spice up the southern belle in your life. (Hint: it doesn’t vibrate) (12)
- 13: Marriott Made Me Poop in the Dark (7)
- 13: My Tortured Love Affair with GPS Lady (47)
- 13: What is Autism? (4)
- 12: Exercise Impairs My Judgment. Everytime. (10)
- 12: Hey, Four-Eyes! (5)
- 12: Cool Jews (75)
- 12: HP EZPZ: How To Make Costume Ears For Your Pets (17)
- 11: Channeling Eartha Kitt, the Aiming Low Way (5)
- 11: One Plus Is Zombies Never Have Celine Dion At Their Wedding (13)
- 11: The Gods of Husbands Royally Screwed (14)
- 11: The Scourge of Spring (9)
- 08: What NOT to wear at a blogging conference (38)
- 08: Every Balanced Diet Should Include Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies, Right? {Recipe} (13)
- 07: Zen and the Art of Hairstyle Maintenance (8)
- 07: Come As You Are ~ IT’S A PARTY! (19)
- 07: Helping You Make Life’s Important Decisions (14)
- 07: How To Vlog If Your Real Goal Is To Get Laid (4)
- 06: Fancy Feast: Can We Talk? (33)
- 06: Aiming NOLA (9)
- 06: Sometimes It Just Feels Good to Give In and Be a Bitch (11)
- 06: April: Autism Speaks and You Win a Playbook Tablet from Blackberry (16)
- 05: Brussel Sprouts Are Probably From The Devil (13)
- 05: Digging Up Bones, Part 2 (18)
- 05: April 2011 Horoscopes for Low Aimers (2)
- 05: EZPZ: Working from Home with Kids (cue threatening music) (2)
- 04: Honey, What exactly are you doing in there?! (34)
- 04: How to Keep Marriage Hot By Not Really Trying (11)
- 04: Stuff is too cheap (7)
- 04: Trying to Fight Sexism (12)
- 01: Capture It-The Space In Between (1)
- 01: How to Eat Girl Scout Cookies (28)
- 01: $200 (22)
- March 2011 (69)
- 31: The Garage Sale Customer From Hell (16)
- 31: Between Dinner & Bath Comes the Crazy (5)
- 31: Let’s Talk Heels, Fabulous Heels (32)
- 30: I am number one! Okay, Maybe Not Anymore but Neil Diamond will love me no matter what. (17)
- 30: GO DO SHIT. (15)
- 30: What Do You Have To Say About Mental Health? (15)
- 29: He can open any jar I give him, but a cold knocks him flat. (4)
- 29: Bain of my existence (17)
- 29: EZPZ – Quick Craft Project–Origami Finger Puppets (5)
- 28: Addicted to Weeds (or How I Smoked Out at Church) (26)
- 28: The Insanity of 3 TV Channels! (23)
- 28: Celebrating the Dishes of Poverty (22)
- 25: Capture It-Out Your Front Door (5)
- 25: If thi$ crotch could talk… (30)
- 25: How to Open Your Love Chakra (6)
- 24: An Aiming Low Guide to Being Sick (9)
- 24: I’m Thinking There’s Gonna Be a Ton of “No Shows” at This Shindig (15)
- 24: EZPZ: Digital To-Do Lists (9)
- 23: One Major Obsession (10)
- 23: Sometimes It Really Is Completely Okay To Do And Accept Less (28)
- 23: March Mental Illness Spotlight: Schizophrenia (7)
- 22: Cul-de-sac Alley (27)
- 22: Digging Up Bones – Part 1 (28)
- 22: HP EZPZ: Taming Paper Tigers (3)
- 21: Champagne, candlelight and Charmin. (18)
- 21: Microwaved Eggs: Yes, You Can! (10)
- 21: Fart Announcements (14)
- 18: Capture It – The Real Me (7)
- 18: I Think Our Babysitter Window Is Closing (63)
- 18: Making The World A Safer Place, One Online Shopping Cart At A Time (22)
- 17: How To Make Bacon Even More Enjoyable In One Simple Step (39)
- 17: I Don’t Date Mommies (17)
- 17: EZPZ: Skin Care (13)
- 16: Well Entenmann’s Sure As F**k Isn’t Going to Hire Me, That’s For Sure (22)
- 16: Crazy ass white people (19)
- 16: Obsessive Compulsive Mother: When It’s No Joke (11)
- 15: If only I could re-brand myself. (6)
- 15: Ms. Pack Man (19)
- 15: HP EZPZ: Invitations for the Frugally Minded (0)
- 14: How to Tell You Need Alone Time (9)
- 14: The Sounds that Spike the Brain (30)
- 14: That Pesky Hair (4)
- 11: Capture It (2)
- 11: My Wild Child Has Sweet Feet (14)
- 11: Wine + Chicken=Easy French Cooking. Coq au Vin {Recipe} (8)
- 10: My Happy Baby’s Dirty Little Secret (4)
- 10: The Gym, My Butt and One Very Horrified Woman (18)
- 10: EZPZ: (Not) Wrapping Children’s Birthday Gifts (6)
- 09: Fetch My Bindle (27)
- 09: I’ve Got Sunshine On A Cloudy Day (29)
- 09: Postpartum Depression, Anxiety, and OCD: When Mental Illness Is Temporary (23)
- 08: Gym stereotypes – Let’s judge them! (19)
- 08: Screen-limit Psycho (19)
- 08: HP EZPZ: A Lesson in Being the Coolest Giver (2)
- 07: Fat Moms and Skinny Kids (50)
- 07: Hair: The Results (10)
- 07: Of Slugs and Groupon Codes… (14)
- 04: …And My Boobs Went Tumbling After (34)
- 04: How to write a blog post – A mother’s perspective (22)
- 04: Seasons Of Change, AKA, Puberty The Musical (26)
- 03: How to Turn Sloth Into a Creative Project That Cleans Your Floors (16)
- 03: I Am A Peanut M&M (6)
- 03: EZPZ: How to be a Foodie, Aiming Low Style (26)
- 02: Yet Again, I Wish Life Was Fair (12)
- 02: I broke my boob. (40)
- 02: March Spotlight: Mental Illness (19)
- 01: Gettin’ Mah Hair Did (7)
- 01: March 2011 Horoscopes for Low Aimers (9)
- 01: HP EZPZ-Our dinner was saved by my printer (0)
- February 2011 (61)
- 28: The Lazy Woman’s Guide To Weight Loss (10)
- 28: Parents: Join the Movement (42)
- 28: That Age Old Question: Coping with the In-Laws (15)
- 25: Wanted: Stroller Assassin (8)
- 25: Anissa’s an a-hole. (26)
- 25: I Hate Fundraisers (28)
- 24: Behaving Cluefully: It’s A Real And True Skill (18)
- 24: My Daughter, Myself, and My Mini Nervous Breakdown (9)
- 24: EZPZ: Decorating with Clothing (8)
- 23: To Sleep, Perchance to Not Watch All Five Seasons of ‘Bones’ in One Sitting (37)
- 23: How To Look Like You’re Cleaning (39)
- 23: Aiming Low Does Good: A Real Boy (10)
- 22: Hairmiliation: My 7th Grade Perm (42)
- 22: If Only I Had An Example Of Imperfection That I Could Share With You… (4)
- 22: EZPZ HP Up close & way too personal (7)
- 21: I Will Take the Last Cookie (12)
- 21: The Secret To Parental (And General Human) Bliss: Do-Be-Do-Wa (8)
- 21: A Legitimate View on Child Behavior (33)
- 18: How The Packers REALLY Won The Super Bowl (12)
- 18: Is it ever worth it to leave the house? (37)
- 18: How To Embarrass Your Really Been-There-Done-That Friends, pt2 (21)
- 17: Black: It’s Where It’s At. Now With More Cake! (24)
- 17: Trust me, hon. This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. (14)
- 17: EZPZ: Lentils for Geniuses Who Are Busy Being Good At Other Stuff (13)
- 16: What’s For Dinner? Apparently, Me (6)
- 16: Listen to your life. (34)
- 16: Aiming Low Does Good: Heavy Lifting, Pushing and Praying (41)
- 15: Top 5 Ways to Get Revenge on a Meanie-Mo Coworker (6)
- 15: Curing Piggies (8)
- 15: HP EZPZ – Being A Class Parent Of Pride(ish) (1)
- 14: Taking Organizationally Challenged to a Whole New Level (12)
- 14: The Lesser of Two Rodent Evils (8)
- 14: Just Some Good Ole Boys (13)
- 11: I promise this is not another post about vampires. Sort of. (18)
- 11: Don’t judge a book by it’s lover. (38)
- 11: Winner Winner-Chicken Dinner (3)
- 11: In the Beginning There Was NY Cheesecake & Chocolate {Recipe} (19)
- 10: A Dramady Called Payback (25)
- 10: On Faking Respect For Your Co-Parent (21)
- 10: HP EZPZ Valentine’s Day, Frankly, I Prefer, Passover (3)
- 09: Talk to Me, Baby (51)
- 09: Random rants now with pictures (19)
- 09: Living With A Physical Disability: A Snapshot (26)
- 08: How ’bout that awesome sports team? (38)
- 08: 35th Trimester (52)
- 08: HP EZPZ: How to Create Your Own Funky Notepad (9)
- 07: Hummus, Communism, and the Decline of Our Once Great Intellect (35)
- 07: Add this to the list of reasons I don’t “get” chicks. (40)
- 07: Help! The Princess Mafia Ate My Daughter! (17)
- 04: Slaying the Laundry Beast (17)
- 04: Tadpoles! (11)
- 04: Jokes You’re Pretty Sure You’re Not Allowed To Laugh At (28)
- 03: How To Properly Pack A Suitcase The Schmutzie Way (15)
- 03: Evil Rich White Guys: A Rewrite (18)
- 03: EZPZ – Decorating with Books, the Aiming Low way. (2)
- 02: Pole Dancing, Trader Joes, oh and Yogurt, too (19)
- 02: Jazz hands over his junk (65)
- 02: February Spotlight: Physical disabilities and mobile impairments (10)
- 01: Kids These Days Have No Respect For Musical Memories (14)
- 01: February 2011 Horoscopes for Low Aimers (7)
- 01: HP EZPZ Business Cards (0)
- January 2011 (63)
- 31: HAVE YOU ENTERED TO WIN AN HP PRINTER AND CAMCORDER? (1)
- 31: Vintage Bloggess: A letter to the doctor with the fat-chick fetish (4)
- 31: Slapping Old Fashioned Cheating in the Face (18)
- 31: The Annual Challenge: Buying a Man a Valentine’s Day Present (12)
- 28: True love hurts. Sometimes it even involves paper cuts. (28)
- 28: Allow Me to Expose My Inappropriate iPhone Dreams (20)
- 28: 10 Foods to Avoid on a First Date (9)
- 27: Hello, My Name is Divor…I Mean Jessica (14)
- 27: Capture It & Win!! (399)
- 27: EZPZ: Fixing the Endless Cable Situation (14)
- 26: Snowpocalypse ’11 (25)
- 26: Bathtub Food: The Latest Fad In Haute Cuisine (29)
- 26: How To Help A Friend Who Is Being Abused (5)
- 25: De-Cluttering: I Suck At This (9)
- 25: I deserve pretty shoes (22)
- 25: HP EZPZ – Pictures for Babies (0)
- 24: If You Worked At Subway Fifteen Years Ago, This Might Be About You (11)
- 24: Yes, I meant to say “Sock Nazi” (7)
- 24: What Charming Grandkids You Have! (17)
- 21: Foot Ball (3)
- 21: Get This Potty Started (51)
- 21: The Handicapped Card (31)
- 20: Working Out Is Not At All Like Riding A Bike (9)
- 20: It’s National Train Your Dog Month! (18)
- 20: Pleasuring Your Face Hole the EZPZ Way. Nutella included! (40)
- 19: Can We Stop With The F**king Snoring? Yes, We Can (17)
- 19: Will You Still Need Me, Will You Still Feed Me When I’m 64? Apparently Not. (33)
- 19: How To Help Domestic Abuse Survivors In Your Community (5)
- 18: MommyGeek Lifehacks: Learning a new skill (17)
- 18: A Waiting Game (25)
- 18: HP EZPZ – How to take something really simple and make it extraordinarily difficult. (6)
- 17: My work is cut out for me (10)
- 17: The Corner of Swearing & 5th Grade (32)
- 17: Keepin’ It Spicy (14)
- 14: How Quitting Smoking Makes You Lazy (37)
- 14: Sneaky Tween (33)
- 14: My Great Love for the Paper Plate (19)
- 13: Guilty Pleasures, I Presume (41)
- 13: EZPZ STFU, Barney (27)
- 12: Violence Unsilenced: Supporting Domestic Abuse Survivors (11)
- 12: By the time I get to Phoenix …. (5)
- 11: Exploding brains (58)
- 11: HP EZPZ-Diagnosing problems (3)
- 11: The Middle (29)
- 10: Announcing: Aiming Low Does Good! (7)
- 10: YER DOING IT WRONG: Advice, Aiming Low Style (9)
- 10: The horror. The HORROR. (15)
- 10: I Own An Oven? Since When? (3)
- 07: The Fountain of Youth: Orgasms (16)
- 07: Be Jealous Of Genius Like Mine (18)
- 07: Confession: I’m selectively aiming low (15)
- 06: EZPZ: Managing Your Crap One Drawer At A Time (14)
- 06: The Most Attractive Couple in the Room (46)
- 06: Go outside. Be kind. Wash your crotch. (42)
- 05: Cheez Doodles: the Perfect Dietary Aid (25)
- 05: An Old Bag (10)
- 05: Capture It: Challenging yourself in 2011 (6)
- 04: UnNannies (41)
- 04: Potato Plants Won’t Bring Stanley Back, But I Can Try, Can’t I? (31)
- 04: EZPZ: Scanning Photos & HP Resources (6)
- 03: YER DOING IT WRONG: Advice, Aiming Low Style (11)
- 03: Could This Be More Awkward? (17)
- 03: January 2011 Horoscopes for Low Aimers (12)
- December 2010 (69)
- 31: Burlesque: A Theatrical Delight of the Campiest Variety (21)
- 31: Traveling With The Handicapped: Just Let Them Win (35)
- 31: Let’s make a New Year’s pact, okay? (17)
- 30: This is even more painful than the time I gave up caffeine for a month. (11)
- 30: In Which I Make All Twilight Lovers Burn Me In Effigy (52)
- 30: EZPZ: Pig Candy Chunks (4)
- 29: Oh Pandora, How I Love Thee (16)
- 29: I’ve got balls in my genes. (24)
- 29: Fat Chick Fashion Plea (30)
- 28: EZPZ: Print & Share Holidays Photos (6)
- 28: Nobody Shaves Their Legs At Christmas (40)
- 28: Formerly Known as The Overwrought Holiday Letter of Good Cheer (30)
- 27: Next Time, I’ll Bring My Translator (12)
- 27: See & Say (19)
- 27: YER DOING IT WRONG: Advice, Aiming Low Style (5)
- 24: Sharing the Gift of Re-Gifting With You (3)
- 23: She couldn’t have asked for something easy? Like a fluffy pink flying puppy with purple spots? (20)
- 23: Merry Christmas! Here’s a lion & some sexual intercourse! (21)
- 23: The Long Flight: Veteran Mommy Traveler Tells All (24)
- 22: Maybe Not THAT Low (7)
- 22: How You Know the Romance is Gone (5)
- 22: I Martyr Myself For His Love (22)
- 21: EZPZ: The Glorious, Angelic, Miracle Printer That Occupies My Child (8)
- 21: We be illin’ (22)
- 21: Curious Incident of the Public Toenail (25)
- 20: Aiming Low Reviews – Dochi (1)
- 20: Turns out Skinny Jeans make me feel … skinny. (29)
- 20: My Excuses are Running Out (12)
- 17: I loved her very much & uh, yada, yada? (20)
- 17: If You’re Not Watching St. Elmo’s Fire While Drinking Coffee In The Bath, Then You’re Doing It Wrong (28)
- 17: What the hell am I doing here? (39)
- 16: The Baby’s Head and The People Who Believe (8)
- 16: It’s the Little Things (13)
- 16: EZPZ: The Making of A Creative Genius… Or The Next Veronica Mars (18)
- 15: Aiming Low Gives – Adopt A Family (8)
- 15: Christmas Cookies of Dysfunction (26)
- 15: Olympic Health (12)
- 15: I really should be more careful about song selection … (15)
- 14: Kicking the Evil Eye Makeup Remover Habit (17)
- 14: Too Bad They Can’t Take Out The Garbage Too (11)
- 14: Capture It Holiday Style (12)
- 13: Dance Party for one? Your rump is ready. (15)
- 13: YER DOING IT WRONG: Advice, Aiming Low Style (6)
- 13: EZPZ Christmas Wrapping Paper (7)
- 10: Confessions of a Classic Lover (31)
- 10: EZPZ: How to Fix a Smart Phone After, er, Washing It (12)
- 10: Flying with Children – Aiming Low Style (7)
- 09: It’s all the in color of a light (13)
- 09: Because I Am Awesome, Too (42)
- 09: EZPZ Ice Scrapers (10)
- 08: EZ-PZ Holiday Valium (18)
- 08: $20 Says You Like Me Best (28)
- 08: One Person’s Fries From Yesterday Are Another’s Delicious Breakfast Today (26)
- 07: EZPZ Magic (Soul-Saving) Tubes (14)
- 07: One And Done (45)
- 07: EZPZ: Christmas Ham Recipe From The Old Testament (12)
- 06: Cecily’s Movie, uh, sure, we’ll call ‘em Reviews: Harry Potter is sooooo Depressing (20)
- 06: Oh, wireless. How I adore thee. (11)
- 06: How Aiming Low saved our Thanksgiving (13)
- 03: EZPZ: Lick My Face Avocado Dip (25)
- 03: EZPZ: RSS Feeds and the 5 W’s (22)
- 03: I swear to be uncouth & nothing but uncouth, so help me God. (30)
- 02: How to Spy on Your Teenagers in 5 Easy Steps (0)
- 02: Fake Plastic Trees (of the Non-Radiohead variety) (37)
- 02: The Subtext of a Text (23)
- 02: A Flaming Grab Bag of Goodness (33)
- 01: How to Fix a Repulsively Stained Toilet Seat When You’re Too Lazy to Leave the House (33)
- 01: Scope on the Rocks: December’s Horoscope for Low Aimers (20)
- 01: I’m Supposed To Talk Nice About Everyone (Key Phrase Being “Supposed”) (78)
- October 2010 (9)
- 29: The Break (22)
- 27: WINNER! (3)
- 26: An EZPZ reminder! (0)
- 25: EZPZ Thanksgiving (13)
- 25: The Gifted Program…Not Just an Escape from the Paste-eaters Anymore! (9)
- 20: A spooky awesome giveaway! (160)
- 13: Baby’s Mama Or Not (21)
- 08: I’m Supposed To Be Proud Of My Son For Taking The High Road (8)
- 06: EZPZ Won Ton-ish Soup (6)
- September 2010 (5)
- 29: EZPZ Pineapple Slicing (12)
- 24: Save Ferris Or Be Saved Yourself (6)
- 22: EZPZ Homemade Granola Bars! (4)
- 13: EZPZ Cherry Goop (23)
- 10: In Case You Were Thinking Of ONE More Baby…. (82)
- August 2010 (5)
- 23: EZPZ Mickey Mash Up Magic. (6)
- 23: EZPZ Chocolate Oatsies (18)
- 20: Letters From The Editor, Ed. 4 (19)
- 18: EZPZ Risotto (16)
- 02: EZPZ in four. (9)
- July 2010 (8)
- 17: Birthday Winners!! (17)
- 16: Happy Birthday, Now Let’s Give Stuff Away (326)
- 16: RSVP for the EZPZ Party in NYC! (15)
- 15: Aiming Low Birthday Reminder! (5)
- 12: Letters From The Editor, Ed. 3 (10)
- 12: EZPZ: New York Style! (4)
- 05: SAVE THE DATE! The Aiming Low EzPz Party in NYC (27)
- 02: Letters From The Editor, Ed. 2 (14)
- June 2010 (6)
- 25: We Are About to Make Seven Readers REALLY Happy. Alternate Title: Winners of our HP Printer Giveaway! (16)
- 18: Because We Love You…We Want You To Win a Printer. Or Seven. (807)
- 18: Letters From The Editor, Ed. 1 (14)
- 14: Introducing EZPZ! (6)
- 10: How Our Family Remembers the Dead (9)
- 04: How to Put a Dollar Bill in a Go-Go Dancer’s G-String (7)
- May 2010 (7)
- 28: Five, Seven, Five (1)
- 27: Target Cashiers are Bullshit (11)
- 21: This post typed by someone whose house still has some Christmas lights attached to it. I think we can all agree this means I’m living in “Tater Junction” (15)
- 14: Pounding the Pavement (11)
- 13: How to Lose Male Friends and Fatten Your Hooha (8)
- 10: Cats In Heat Will Be Shot On Sight (38)
- 07: Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach (223)
- April 2010 (13)
- 30: Better-Than-Maggiano’s Stuffed Mushrooms (5)
- 29: Being stuck in the car with my five-year-old niece for three hours is EXACTLY what I imagine hell will be like. (7)
- 23: A SAY ANYTHING of My Very Own. (9)
- 16: Thirteen (16)
- 15: Survivor Heroes vs Villains, Week Eight: Expectations (4)
- 13: Breastfeeding 101: Can’t latch? Give the kid a sandwich. (20)
- 13: Looking for a spouse? ME FREAKING TOO, but this wasn’t the help I was looking for. (3)
- 09: The Skinny ~ Aiming Low Etsy Loves (9)
- 08: Religion is no substitute for good acne medicine. (8)
- 08: Survivor Heroes vs Villains, Week Seven: ‘I’m Not A Good Villain’ (8)
- 07: Remembering Maddie (35)
- 02: The Skinny ~ Mike Spohr (13)
- 01: A Potentially Explosive Web Site (21)
- March 2010 (11)
- 29: Survivor Heroes and Villians Recap, Week Six: Banana Etiquette (9)
- 29: There’s a ‘that’s what she said’ joke in here somewhere, I’m just too busy trying not to get fired to find it. (6)
- 29: If I’ve Flashed You Recently, I’m Truly Sorry. (12)
- 22: An Easter Confession (38)
- 18: Survivor Heroes and Villians Recap, Week Five: ‘I Got the Message Brother, We Will Go When I’m Ready.’ (4)
- 16: It’s Never Too Early to Ruin Your Kid’s Life (6)
- 05: The Skinny ~ Scary Mommy (26)
- 04: Fun with Captions! (29)
- 04: Frog Balls are the New Black, Or Green… I’m so Confused (9)
- 02: We Haz News! (24)
- 01: Survivor Heroes and Villains Recap, Week Three: ‘That Girl is Like a Virus’ (4)
- February 2010 (20)
- 26: The Big Three: Which One’s Your Favorite? (33)
- 26: The Skinny ~ Guilty Pleasure Blogs (7)
- 25: Reality Has No Place in Our World (49)
- 22: Survivor Heroes and Villains Recap, Week Two: ‘Social Kryptonite’ (2)
- 19: Three Months, Two Days
- 19: The Skinny ~ Drunk Food (15)
- 19: Resolutions of a Lazy Mother (15)
- 18: While I may never be allowed to have children, at least I’ll have no trouble getting a job with the CDC. (4)
- 15: Survivor Heroes and Villains Recap, Week One: “I’m a Gangster in an Oprah Suit” (13)
- 12: Remember the Seinfeld episode when George took the eclair out of the garbage and ate it? (22)
- 12: Big Things on the Horizon!
- 12: Birthing Bread (6)
- 12: The Tale of the Dragon and the Queen (13)
- 10: Aiming Low Back Burner Recipe Contest WINNER! (13)
- 10: Nice Day For A Wooden Wedding (31)
- 05: Oh look! More important stuff! (6)
- 05: Consider this Evaluation of Evidence (15)
- 05: I Love My Type B Kids (12)
- 05: The One Where I Barf. (2)
- 01: Back Burner Recipe Contest, Final Round: And then there were four. (76)
- January 2010 (22)
- 29: Just In Time… (32)
- 29: Out With the Riff-Raffi (9)
- 29: recession panties: a view of the economy from my underwear drawer (10)
- 28: A Bridge Over The River H&M: Release Me From My Viscose Prison Please (30)
- 26: Back Burner Recipe Finalists Round 2! (6)
- 25: Threesomes are NOT the new Black (18)
- 22: So much important stuff! (10)
- 20: Next One Is On Me (16)
- 18: Aiming Low Back Burner Recipe Contest: Round 1 Finalists!
- 15: A tisket, a tasket, I’m going to hit you with my basket. (16)
- 15: Procrastinators of the world unite!… tomorrow (10)
- 15: 18 years of The Lazy. (12)
- 14: Cats need to eat, too. (26)
- 14: Assmouth Monkey is Not a Myth (34)
- 13: Can’t Hide The Cluster (17)
- 08: The one about the door. (8)
- 08: Crazy Little Thing Called Love (6)
- 08: Hey! Guess what? Your baby CAN’T read. Weirdos. (36)
- 07: Visiting Hours: The Rules (14)
- 06: Aiming Low’s Back Burner Recipe Contest is now OPEN!
- 05: I’m Finally Justified in Skipping Christmas Next Year (13)
- 04: Aiming Low’s Back Burner Recipe Contest (21)
- December 2009 (17)
- 30: There’s Something About Katie (13)
- 23: Personally, I Think Sweats Are Acceptable Date-Night Attire (16)
- 18: Top Five Aiming Low Vegas Souvenirs (6)
- 18: I Nominate Myself For Mother of the Year (MOTY) (12)
- 17: Now My Kid Is A Weapon Of Mass Destruction (18)
- 16: A Sign Of Things To Come? (21)
- 10: Shop for Anissa Day! (55)
- 09: Shop for Anissa…the final Sneak Peek!
- 09: Our Holiday Gift Guide & Giveaway: Get The Hint (16)
- 08: Shop for Anissa Sneak Peek Part Deux!
- 07: Shop for Anissa Sneak Peek! (9)
- 04: No reason to get snippy. (45)
- 04: Procrastination (10)
- 04: When you hear that click… (13)
- 03: Our Holiday Gift Guide & Giveaway: Knock Knock (32)
- 03: I’ve always been a failure at beauty, and why gay men don’t know everything. (18)
- 02: Look Ma: I’m Watch List Worthy! (30)
- November 2009 (17)
- 30: Christmas With the Crankies, Part II (8)
- 26: Shop For Anissa Call for Vendors! (49)
- 20: A letter from the Editors. (60)
- 17: Hope for Anissa (322)
- 17: Is There an App for This? No? How About a Reality TV Show? (21)
- 17: She’s SO Getting a Book Deal (20)
- 13: Does heaven really exist? (17)
- 13: Energy Drinks+Alcohol=wahh?!!? (12)
- 13: Chewbacca brings all the boys to the yard. (12)
- 12: Dude. It’s Saturday. Aim A Little Lower. (21)
- 09: Half-assed is better than no ass at all, right? (11)
- 06: Kicked out of the Cardigan Club. (16)
- 06: Domestic Goddess (10)
- 06: I’m sorry, what did you say? (8)
- 03: I can haz kleen ‘n new potty? (33)
- 02: Boston and New York. Reliving the dream. (25)
- 02: Of Mice and No Men (12)
- October 2009 (30)
- 30: Tampon Logic (16)
- 30: Which one are you? (9)
- 30: Filthy (7)
- 29: To The Max(i) (8)
- 28: Aiming Low Tips: How To Travel as Cheaply as Possible (6)
- 26: Your Tummy is STILL Fat (22)
- 23: New Low in Pediatric Dental Care (15)
- 23: Cheetos are a food group in my house (7)
- 23: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (11)
- 22: Revenge. She will be sweet some day (40)
- 22: What Will Happen When I Have Pregnancy Brain? (8)
- 21: Are You Serious? (15)
- 19: My Daughter Is Trying To Kill Me (30)
- 16: Ordering at McDonald’s (30)
- 16: Judgement Day (10)
- 16: As the vagina turns (11)
- 15: Come on, you don’t have anywhere better to be! (16)
- 14: We Can’t Even Get Married Right (20)
- 13: Where the Wild Things Collect, Fester and, apparently, Invoke Judgment (50)
- 13: Tupperware Trained (34)
- 12: This Line? Starts WAY THE EFF BACK THERE (51)
- 09: Not An OOL Anymore (15)
- 09: Hitting Bottom at GoDaddy.com (17)
- 09: The De-WhiteTrashification Begins (13)
- 08: Aiming Low in the City (56)
- 06: 5 days on the road, 4 Aiming Low ladies, 3 days of conference, 2 cases of motion sickness and 1 AWESOME GM Yukon Denali Hybrid (14)
- 02: Big White Woman (15)
- 02: When Children Find Your Sex Toys. (20)
- 02: What’s burning tonight? (7)
- 01: A Car Wash PSA (22)
- September 2009 (23)
- 28: I’m sure he means everything (22)
- 25: What not to do: Bags (40)
- 25: I’m probably going to die, and some other hyperbole. (17)
- 25: Mama’s a crook. (23)
- 24: Our Patron Saint of Awesome (or how to perk up your kids when they’re tired!) (17)
- 22: The Diaper Fail Diaries (12)
- 21: This post alone is reason to make sure my kids’ schools never find out I have a blog (33)
- 18: Laundry 101 (57)
- 18: I almost went down from snack food. (13)
- 18: The Mommy Confessional: “Let them eat cake!” Edition (5)
- 17: You’ll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you…… (8)
- 15: Aiming Low Generation 2.0 (10)
- 11: Anal Clinic (17)
- 11: Somewhere, down the line if we hit it off, I want to know there will be sex. (32)
- 11: How To Teach Your Children That Potty Humor Is Funny At Any Age (3)
- 09: My Work Here Is Done (14)
- 08: When Cinnamon Toast isn’t an Option (29)
- 08: Public Service Announcement: Blog Titles (18)
- 04: My Son, the Dog (13)
- 04: Subsequently, I Burnt the Orzo While Typing Up This Post (4)
- 04: How to Pee in Your Underpants. (24)
- 03: Don’t you JUDGE me! (39)
- 02: Trying-To-Have-A-Baby Sex (23)
- August 2009 (27)
- 28: Boobs Day Out (28)
- 28: If Jeopardy Were Written by Parents (20)
- 28: When you’re on the edge you can either jump or walk away (7)
- 27: My Red Green Couch (15)
- 27: Six-Second Abs? (11)
- 25: Overheard at Aiming Low (25)
- 24: Sweet or UnSweet…The UFC Tea Challenge (55)
- 21: We don’t drink Pepsi, ho (27)
- 21: Cleaning Tips: If the Health Department Isn’t Coming, It’s Clean Enough (5)
- 21: You’ve got a baby…in a bar… (13)
- 20: Vodka Versus Lemonade (15)
- 19: This is a Public Service Announcement from Aiming Low (37)
- 14: Real Men Must Smell Like Urine (35)
- 14: Why Co-Sleeping Sucks (36)
- 14: I aim so low, I didn’t even write this. (12)
- 13: Week 3 And I Ruined Date Night (14)
- 12: Really, I Could Type Here, But It Would Just Pointless (20)
- 11: Lemon Butter Pasta Sauce (16)
- 07: I almost dialed 911 (18)
- 07: I’m Just Lazy Like That (14)
- 07: Angels at Kroger (13)
- 07: How A CrazedMommy Cleans Her Child’s Room (11)
- 07: Dear 31, We Need To Talk. (34)
- 06: Martha Stewart Would DIE, pt 1: Food (66)
- 05: They’re HIS Cookies (23)
- 04: Salty Pleasures (24)
- 03: Two more good reasons I shouldn’t attempt to clean this house (46)
- July 2009 (11)
- 31: Not a bad mom… Just Aiming Low (10)
- 31: I don’t have time to post. (10)
- 31: Gay Candor and a 7 Year Old (11)
- 31: Why Kendall might be sorry I work at her middle school… (13)
- 28: Sex In The City (Apparently Not Enough If You Ask One of Us) (15)
- 28: The Three Day Weekend! (13)
- 28: Snarkasm Generation Two (5)
- 23: In worst case scenario, I’m leaving the kids in charge (20)
- 23: How To Fake Great Sauce (6)
- 15: Throwing Out The Welcome Mat (28)
- 13: From LA To New York With Love (8)
