A Taste of Summer in the Winter


I am something of an accidental foodie. I realized this when I found myself picking up INGREDIENTS instead of carry out. I think everything tastes better when I cook it, plus I don’t worry about the expiration date on the chicken at the local greasy spoon. So, yes, the foodie thing may have its roots [...]

The Secret to Buying the Perfect Bathing Suit


I loathe the heat and pestilence that is summertime, but I do love swimming. I’m not sure if it’s wading in other people’s urine or the fact that everything tastes better at the beach, but I love to spend time in the water. It’s been many, many years since I’ve had a great beach body. [...]

Comic Relief Writers


Chloe Chloe Jeffreys, originally born into royalty, was kidnapped as a baby by two horny teenagers and raised as a poor white child in a government housing project in Louisville, Kentucky. At 23, after making a series of really terrific life decisions, Chloe met and married the love of her life while living in a [...]

Real World Yoga


Like everyone else who is an American, I need to de-flab and de-stress.  Those yoga people always look super serene and lithe, and not that I hate them with a Gwyneth Paltrow level of despising, but I do hate them just enough that I want to be like them. (To clarify, I do NOT want [...]

That MacArthur Genius Grant Can’t Get Here Soon Enough

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I’m a smart person. Mostly. There are times, however, when I wonder how I am able to function without harming myself or others.