I’ve been a Wife and Mother for almost 6 years now. I’m also someone that enjoys giving gifts to people I love. My whole family is like this as well. My husband however, was raised differently. Now, don’t think I’m some superficial greedy chick calling out my husband. I’m just trying to steer men in a better direction.
I teach my children it’s better to give then to receive because I want them to have big open hearts. But seriously guys, your gift giving has got to dig a little deeper. Unless she specifically asks for any of the items below I would just skip them all together.
What not to gift your Wife / Mother:
- Pets – Unless she specifically asked for a pet, just don’t even let it cross your mind. It’s another thing for her to take care of and clean up after. As if you and the kids weren’t enough work.
- Cleaning Appliances – Seriously? You might as well tell her she sucks as a Wife or Mother. If my husband brought a vacuum home I’d beat him with it.
- Clothing – You’re going to insult her if you get the wrong size no matter what. Too big, she’s fat. Too small, and you’re implying she needs to lose weight. Stick with a gift card to her favorite shop. She’ll like picking out the outfit anyways.
- Fitness Products – Hey honey, I thought you’d love to use this exercise ball to lose that baby weight. Enough said.
- Stuffed Animals – We aren’t 8.
- Video Games – Call of Duty isn’t the top of the must play list for most women. Their too busy using the vacuum.
- Naughty Nurse Outfits – If we wanted to portray the naughty nurse you’d have already seen it. Trust me.
- Kitchen Utensils – Along the lines of telling your wife she needs to clean is telling her she belongs in the kitchen.
- Breakfast in Bed – The thought is great but what she really wants is to sleep in, uninterrupted. If you do end up making breakfast in bed, make sure you clean up (thoroughly, no dishes in the sink or crumbs on the counter).
- As Seen on TV – Pretty much all of it. Unless it’s a Snuggie, I don’t care what anyone says, Snuggie’s are the shit!
Just put a little more effort into your gift giving men or be simple with a sweet note telling us how much you care. It is the thought that counts, but anything from the list above didn’t take much thought.
Sorry honey, I know the fish was the kids idea but you should have veto’d and headed for the Chocolate. I love you!