When recently interviewed by CNN and asked about the situation and motives behind North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong Un, and his recent threats against the US, retired pro basketball player and Kim’s friend Dennis Rodman (who knew?) pronounced all judgments against Kim “politicianal.” The four minutes of golden video went like this:
“You’ve recently visited North Korea and spent time with Kim Jong Un, Dennis. What’s your take on his actions toward the US?”
“Ah you know, it’s like, e’erthing is like, *slams hands for effect* politicianal.”
Mmmmhmmm. Dennis, yes, our feelings are “politicianal.” I get it.
And it worked for him. Dennis didn’t have to fire off too many brain cells and was able to conserve the few stragglers he has left in his cerebrum, so, yes, I will be saving my neurons and making up my own words too.
I will use whatever floats to my mind, cerebellar viscery, if you will. What trips the tongue rolls out of the mouth.
I pledge from here on in and forever, you will hear more words from me than those flying around at a national dementia conference. And I will do everything in my power to make this possible for overworked, overtired, overtaxed minds the world over.
This movement is going to make things so much easified and plentitudinal for me. You see, I have greatominous ideas, but no fire braining power to have them spill out of my mouth. But that changes today, because language — or lack thereof — will no longer be the barricadawall it once was, putonifying stoppage to my dreamvisions.