My Name is Robin Plemmons & This is a Vlog.

Hello! I’m Robin Plemmons & this is the start of a beautiful thing. I will be vlogging here at Aiming Low every week & bringing all sorts of video nonsense to your screen.

This one is an edited compilation of my many failed attempts of introducing myself, along with little snippets of me dancing deliriously in my new tiger shirt to Nelly Furtado.

I’m excited about this vlogging thing, especially because I have been given permission to do whatever the hell I want to do with it. So, you never know what you’re gonna get!

Thank you for watching. I love you.

About Robin Plemmons

Robin Plemmons is an artist. She makes greeting cards in her own funky handwriting that say things like, "Congratulations on making a human with your genitals!" & "I hope you washed your crotch because I'm about to put my face in it." You can find them in her Etsy Shop. She blogs at & tweets like a horny hyena. Follow her if you like that kind of thing: @robinplemmons.


  1. Beth Plemmons says:

    You gave me my first Diet Coke spew out da nose of 2013! Girl you ain’t right but I DOOOOO love ya!

  2. Beth Plemmons says:

    Also…I didn’t know palm tree earrings had balls. Or bells. Or whatever those are.

  3. I could not love this any more if it slithered out of my own vagina. And as someone who has recently purchased some of your “shit” from Etsy, I’m so relieved to learn that you did not make those cards with actual fecal matter. (Phew!) XO

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  4. Barb says:

    Things could happen.

    (They always do)

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  5. D.J. Paris says:

    My spirit animal is the tiger. GIVE IT BACK TO ME.

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  6. Mary Anne F51 says:

    If this s what to come I am so ready ! hilarious! And I like shit on paper. I think…

  7. I love that you enjoy caulk jokes. I get it. I work in a hardware store and I wish my customers would appreciate it more when I joke about their little caulk.
    I did come up with a game for our “50 shades of red” themed ladies night a few weeks ago – Fun and Games with Fred’s caulk. My boss did not think that was funny either.

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  8. Deb Rox says:

    I hope this is a daily show. And that you have the whole jungle set of Ts.

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  9. People are letting us go to Wash DC together. We’re ruining the country!

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  10. Amiyrah says:

    As if vlogging wasn’t fun enough, you just made me want to keep doing weird shit in mine. You, my dear, are the ultimate muse. Now, please post another video. Noooooooow!

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  11. You’re pretty. You may have just made me like the tiger shirt. You and Facebook. Because that is *always* the ad in my sidebar. Heh. “Ad in my sidebar.”

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  12. Sandi says:

    Damn Dog.. before even clicking play I knew where this was going, so I cleared the “safety zone” around me and made sure my hands were duct taped under my ass. ( I had to push play with my freaking tongue and I am going to die because I licked my keyboard. I will indeed blame Anissa for my death. Just remember, you can’t pull off undercover for shit, I had those college boys in Pat O’briens drooling over our scientist asses, until you could pronounce or explain atom deceleration. Also Nic Cage? Totally not our fault he went to jail that night.

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  13. Alexandra says:

    Top critics say, “A week is too long to wait for more videos from this crazy bitch.”

    How I LOVE ME some Robin.

    Like a whole lot.


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  14. Elena says:

    I so needed this giggle, or lets be honest, chuckle, or um…series of snorts. Love it.

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  15. Kesha Brown says:

    Giiiirrrrlll, you are hilarious as that thang!!! LOL Can’t wait to see what you come up with…I’ll need to make sure I’m not eating or drinking anything when I watch the vids :-)


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  16. Arbine says:

    I was actually laughing out loud while watching this. :)

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  17. Amy O'Brien says:

    O.k, note to self, “do NOT, under any circumstances, watch robin plemmons’ vlog while holding for, and then asking a question, on your good friend’s live radio show.” which is what just happened to me. I sounded like a mental patient with no control over her voice. Thank god i always use a fake name, since I call each week. At least they don’t know who the “laughing jackass” really is!!!! LOL

    • Omg. That’s really funny! What is the show??

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      • Amy O'Brien says:

        it was hilarious!!! you made a custom for me like a year ago for my bff phyllis (it had a pair of manties on it)!! her husband is on talk radio 3 or 4 times a week here. his show is called “chewin the chat.” i call in every time he’s on…that was not my finest call!!! LOL!!!!!!

  18. <3 <3 <3 also \m/

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  19. Nichole says:

    You’re a very special flower, RP.

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  20. Megan says:

    You need a pole. And a monkey.

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  21. jana says:

    You should interview me on your vlog. I will dress up. We could do pugs, or crazy knitters, or how I love to work security at kink parties.

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    up and let you know a few of the images aren’t loading correctly. I’m not sure why but I think its a linking issue.
    I’ve tried it in two different web browsers and both show the same results.

  23. I was curious if you ever thought of changing the layout
    of your site? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say.
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    Oops, i went a bit off topic, sorry. Appreciated the blog post

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    Hi there! Do you know if they make any plugins to protect against hackers?

    I’m kinda paranoid about losing everything I’ve worked hard on.
    Any tips?

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