Hello, people on Earth who are reading these words.
The last time I was talking on your screen, I got a little serious about inhaling & exhaling for peace. So to balance that out, here is something stupid & entirely obnoxious. I know I said that THERE WILL BE DANCING (& maybe corn dogs) but apparently my soul had other plans.
Please turn down the volume on your mode of internet watching & then adjust accordingly. It’s ’bout ta get real loud up in this piece.
For the record, I am a parent so I understand that sometimes, no matter what you do, you cannot get a baby to shut the fuck up. I am not encouraging you to yell at babies, okay? DON’T YELL AT BABIES.