I AM CAPS LOCK AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

HOLLAAAAAAAAAAA! WHAT’S UP, PARTY PEOPLE? IS IT LOUD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME? LOL! I AM LITERALLY SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW I CANNOT HANDLE LOWERCASE. IN FACT, I CAN’T HANDLE PUNCTUATION THAT ISN’T FUCKING EXCITED!!!!!! NO PERIODS!!!!!!!!!! ONLY EXCLAMATION POINTS AND EMOTICONS!!!!!!!!!! :-) :-P :-D o/\o <—THAT’S A HIGH FIVE, HOMBRE! I SPEAK ONLY IN HIGH-FIVES!!!!! THIS IS ME HIGH-FIVING YOU RIGHT IN THE EYEBALLS!!!!!!!!

BUT WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT THAT I CAN’T TYPE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, YOU ASK???

MAYBE I’M A FUCKING ACRONYM, DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? PTA, IRS, PETA, ACLU. SHOW SOME RESPECT, FOOLS!!!!!

OR MAYBE I’M A NEWSPAPER HEADLINE. DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN, YO. THAT WAS ME!!!!!!!!!!!

MOST LIKELY, I’M JUST TRYING TO EMPHASIZE SOME SHIT!!!! I MIGHT EVEN BE KANYE WEST!!!! YOU JUST DON’T KNOW!!!!!!!!

HOWEVER, IT IS ALSO ENTIRELY POSSIBLE I JUST LEFT THE CAPS LOCK ON BY ACCIDENT.

MY BAD.

PHOTO CREDIT, BECAUSE I GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS MOTHERFUCKING DUE.

AIMING LOW IS HOSTING THE NON-CONFERENCE AT CALLAWAY GARDENS, OCTOBER 12-13, 2012. THE CONVERSATION  WILL BE HOT AND THE DRINKS WILL BE COLD. CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU!
About Una LaMarche

Una LaMarche blogs at The Sassy Curmudgeon, and writes for The New York Observer, The Huffington Post, and NickMom. She dominates at mini golf, especially after a few drinks, and it is a fact that Tim Gunn once complimented her on her sandals. You can find her hawking blog posts and fetishizing candy on Twitter, and if you really want to feed her ego (which took a major hit thanks to an adolescent unibrow and a penchant for Troll doll earrings), you can become her fan on Facebook.

Comments

  1. Mrs. Flinger says:

    HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT. o^o

  2. WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!! IT’S ALL LOUD UP IN THIS BITCH! AMIRITE??? \m/

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  3. Vikki says:

    love you in my quiet lowercase way and without punctuation so that my love never ends

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  4. I loved all of this.

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  5. Alexandra says:

    I have to remind myself to capitalize and punctuate and leave spaces.

    Otherwise, I’ll try hard not to judge the ALL CAPS TRIBE.

    xo

    You are so dang adorable. THE MOST ADORABLE (thought I’d speak to you in your love language)

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