It’s that time of year when the Holidays are upon us and I want to show you some examples of good times, people, good times because I’m fun like that. It’s possible that you’ll want to replicate these good times but note all of my reference photo proofs are of the Christmas and Christian variety.
If I were a cool Jew, they’d be of the Jewish variety, and same if I were Muslim. You get references to trees and angles and shepherds. Here at Aiming Low we’re a people of a cornucopia of beliefs, and yours is welcome here, of course. Always. As you’re not a troll.
Exhibit A: One Happy Santa
Maybe you will visit a Santa with your little cherub like my sister took my nephew. Maybe your Santa will be in a better mood. Was this Santa peed on? Did he not get his required break to feed the reindeer? Was this, heaven forbid, Christmas Eve? Avoid that most of all. No Christmas Eve Santa photos.
Exhibit B: A Lead Free Tree
Well, this is the only picture of our tree I could find. The tree in the background is from the trash. Exactly 10 years ago, around this time, when that little girl in the picture was tiny and sick, we didn’t feel much like going out and shopping for a live tree. I casually mentioned this in one of my sleep induced fogs and my dad said they just pulled out their tree to the trash. It was at least 20 years old when we got it. We’re committed to putting less things into the landfill, obviously. We figure it is paying us right now! While sitting in our attic! It may very well be laced with lead and wrapped in asbestos, but we don’t ever lick it. Helpful tip: don’t lick your 30 year old tree either!
Exhibit C: Children in their Sweet Little Costumes
Yeah, their expressions pretty much sum up my feelings at the end of December. I am either rolling my eyes or staring blankly. Maybe you can avoid these expressions by keeping your stress to a minimum.
Reducing stress…how can we all do that this year?










Don’t get pregnant.
Two late! Those two cutie pies are all mine!
Twitter Name: juliaroberts1
Bahahahah …. omg so not what I meant. :) Your kids are adorbs! I just recently found out that I’m preg and the holidays have been a non stop source of stress for me so that’s what I meant … you asked how to reduce stress? My answer, don’t get knocked up! (I kid, I’m thrilled … just currently am hating my bank for stressin’ me all up, that’s all. :)
HAHAHAHA!
That’s where it helps to be IRL, right? Yeah, if you don’t want stress, DO NOT GET PREGNANT! No. 4! Or maybe just don’t get pregnant AND deal with a crappy bank situation!
Twitter Name: juliaroberts1
Amen to that. Damned banks! Get off my lawn! *shakes fist*
Oh lawd…I mean TOO LATE. Jeez.
Twitter Name: juliaroberts1
Can’t stop laughing at that expression.
I see those same expressions nearly every day!
Twitter Name: juliaroberts1
That last one was a killer. Love Q’s expression, to be repeated many times, I’m sure of it. Merry Christmas!
Q still has that look, today, already! She’s perfected it!
Twitter Name: juliaroberts1
Julia, too funny! And Shannon’s comments just add to the comical relief. Thanks for the great laughs.
We aim to please…especially about comic relief! (which I need right now especially)
Twitter Name: juliaroberts1
I like to bake, so I relieve stress by taking a day off work and making tons of cookies and candy(OK, I cause myself stress as well, but the relaxing part is greater than the hassle part). Last year I made three or four dozen each of 4-5 different varieties of cookies, two types of candy (one of which included bourbon) and three kinds of bread. My co workers reduce their stress by eating gingerbread shapes and bourbon balls and snickerdoodles and oatmeal molasses loaf and fudge and pear/pecan bread and peanut butter cookies and shortbread and…
Twitter Name: MamaKaren
I just checked my count from last year- Final count: 368 cookies, 40 muffins/mini loaves, 4 loaves of bread, 32 pieces of fudge and 52 bourbon balls. I think the previous year I made over 450 cookies, 2 loaves of quick bread and 3 loaves of regular bread.
Twitter Name: MamaKaren
You must be telling me about all this baking because you want my address…I’m sure of it!
Twitter Name: juliaroberts1