6 Best Private Part Pins on Pinterest

I’ll just go ahead and admit it. I’m in love with Pinterest. I kinda want to make out heavily with it and take it out for a nice seafood dinner.

If you’re the type of person who is visually stimulated, this site is like crack for your eyeballs. You’ll find funny shit and crafty shit and style shit and cute hair shit and travel shit and all kinds of amazing shit in the form of photos.

I’ve categorized the shit I like into 25 different pin boards. Including:

  • Color combos that make my privates tingle
  • I wanna wear this pretty shit
  • Tattoos that are not shitty
  • Cutest shit I’ve ever seen
  • Shit that I made
  • Videos that make me shit with joy
Instead of scrolling through the given categories, I search for certain words. Like bold or colorful or hump or cooter. You never know what you’re gonna find. I tend to like the funny shit the most. Speaking of, here are some of my favorite genital-centric finds. (I tried to track down the original sources but unfortunately, some of these images only turn up on random tumblr pages. This is the only thing that bugs me about Pinterest. Make sure you link to the original source, y’all.)

My kind of poetry. Short & simple.

If I had a staircase, I would want this fancy peener in it. From rockandroyal.com

They didn't get the memo.

Demetri Martin knows his A holes.

I've always wanted boob & wiener hooks! And here they are! From infmetry.com

Keep yo fromunda to yo self, mkay? From PerpetualKid.com

Now wasn’t that fun? Thanks, Pinterest! You make my gutter brain happy.

About Robin Plemmons

Robin Plemmons is an artist. She makes greeting cards in her own funky handwriting that say things like, "Congratulations on making a human with your genitals!" & "I hope you washed your crotch because I'm about to put my face in it." You can find them in her Etsy Shop. She blogs at ballstothewallyall.com & tweets like a horny hyena. Follow her if you like that kind of thing: @robinplemmons.


  1. jodi says:

    You do realize that photo of that whack family with all the kids is the funniest thing I’ve seen today? And I’ve seen some pretty funny shit today. Thanks for the extra laugh!

  2. mumby says:

    awesome awesome awesome!!!! LOL

  3. Naomi says:

    I’m ordering that Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer for eveyrone in my family. Perfect stocking stuffer for Xmas. Heh!

  4. HeatherS says:

    OMG, I’ve been avoiding pinterest because I wasn’t sure if it was another thing I had to learn but now you’ve given me another lovely source of time for spending minutes (hours) I can never get back when I should have been washing my floor or something. Good laughs to start the morning. And if I was in college, that “chandelier” would so be hanging in my dining area. If I had to make one myself. There’s probably crafty instructions somewhere. You should totally start a knock off dirty crafty blog.

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  5. Amy B. says:

    So maybe you could make me an “Actual B Hole” piece? Just a thought.

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  6. Britt Reints says:

    Actual A Hole? Laugh. Out. Loud.

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