There have been a lot of “lists” on Twitter.
They inevitably turn into popularity contests and who’s the prom queen and king.
It seemed it was time for Aiming Low to throw it’s trucker cap into the ring and come up with a list of our own.
*this list was very scientifically formulated and the names chosen by drunks on the side of the road*
The Aiming Low Twitter List of People That Don’t Suck
- @marinkanyc
- @OnBlank
- @HowToBeADad
- @wendiaarons
- @GrumbleGirl
- @Issascrazyworld
- @PerpetuallyKate
- @nannygoats
- @thienkim
- @MorningsideMom
- @Suebob
- @mmalkoff
- @sellabitmum
- @BombayBlonde
- @mamadramaNY
- @theculturemom
- @rumhud
- @guavalicious
- @jackiestaylor
- @DontSpkWhinese
- @AureliaCotta
- @jen_talley
- @ellemenopee
- @sheepseatingme
- @tubaville
- @siobhanwolf
- @nerdyapple
- @Daily_Pinch
- @edenland
- @FireMom
- @IssaMas
- @LavLuz
- @centsiblelife
- @JoLynneS
- @anniemal
- @plaidmuppet
- @outsidevoice
- @DaddyFiles
- @leladavidson
- @thestilettomom
- @NutsackRogers
- @mochadad
- @twobusy
- @LOD
- @whithonea
- @vodkamom
- @allisonzapata
- @runaway_tweets
Now there are many more people to be on many more lists for another day, but thank you to these tweeps for making our days suck a little less.
About Anissa Mayhew
An honor to be among this non-sucking group.
Twitter Name: SiobhanWolf
You don’t suck, Siobhan. You belong.
Twitter Name: robinplemmons
Aw, thanks, Robin. *sniff* Belonging is a good feeling.
Twitter Name: SiobhanWolf
It is a honor to be not sucking with so many :) now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go take the (probably now mildewed) laundry from (3days ago) out of the washer. ;)
Twitter Name: JackieSTaylor
Just Febreeze that shit. It’s cool.
Twitter Name: robinplemmons
Well, slap mah mama… how nice to be among others who don’t suck! The cockles of my cold, hardened heart *might* be glowing a little bit this morning – thank you! (Now, see how I snuck the word ‘cock’ in there? Heh.)
Thank you for this! It’s great to not suck for once.
Twitter Name: wendiaarons
You’re very welcome!
I mean, no! Thank you for including me!
I have never in my life been so honored not to suck.
Twitter Name: jen_talley
And, my twitter name didn’t link. So helpful. Clearly I DO suck.
Twitter Name: jen_talley
I was wondering what that giant non-sucking sound was I heard this morning! So very proud to be in the middle of this lukewarm list of mediocrity. I’m not lame! I’m not lame!
Twitter Name: LavLuz
I have also never been so honored in my life. The weird thing I kinda mean that.
I’m from The Culture Mom, by the way. It didn’t hyper link. Maybe I do suck? Or maybe I need coffee. Or maybe both.
Coffee. That’s all.
Not sucking? This is the best compliment I’ve gotten today. Because believe me, many might beg to differ. This might even make me shower today. Maybe.
Twitter Name: PerpetuallyKate
to be publicly lauded as not sucking on a sucky day = priceless. thank you.
I am proudly not sucking today!
Thanks for including me!
I humbly accept the Aiming Low trucker hat – with JOY.
xo
Twitter Name: outsidevoice
BUTTHURT.
EMOTICON.
(not really. are you laughing? I’m trying to make you laugh.)
Twitter Name: JettSuperior
Thanks, ladies! I never win anything ;)
Twitter Name: allisonzapata
Oh I feel all special and stuff. Can I give a speech? I mean, I may vomit and faint when I do it. But I’ve always wanted to thank um…someone. My mommy maybe. Yes. Her.
Thanks guys. I promise to try to not suck in the future. :)
Twitter Name: Issascrazyworld
Oh my word – I don’t suck..today. Honored. Please call and tell my children.
Twitter Name: sellabitmum
I think you may have confused me with another (presumably suck-free) lobster.
Twitter Name: twobusy
Not sucking is way underrated. Thanks for the ‘honor’. ;)
After all of these years, my not sucking has finally been recognized.
I assume this comes with a small trophy and a half filled bucket of chicken right?
Twitter Name: guavalicious
oh yes, I’ve cleared a spot on my mantel and have my finger wiping napkin ready for the chicken. I wonder if there will be pasta salad too?
Twitter Name: JackieSTaylor
i suck but that’s ok, i embrace my suckiness.
Twitter Name: rockdrool
I have never been more honored! Listen, I barely not suck, so being recognized for my occasional sucklessness is as awesome as a martini for lunch. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Twitter Name: onblank
I just wish my sweeper sucked as much as I do. Of course, if I cleaned all the cat hair out of the hoses, it might do a better job of sucking up more cat hair, but that would involve sitting on the floor, which would then involve getting up off the floor, which would probably draw an amused crowd. Send in the clowns, indeed.
Congratulations to all you non-sucking people – I know most of you, but checking out the newbies will be great!
Twitter Name: Mamacita
Before I checked out this list I sniffed my pits and made sure I wasn’t wreaking of cactus.. again!
This list is rad. Aiming Low is rad. Being involved in random acts of Jackassery with everyone here on twitter is the raddest.
Thank you all. Genuinely. Anti-suckiness like this makes my day.
Twitter Name: DontSpkWhinese
And what better list to make! Adding this to my press page right away. ;-)
Srsly, thanks. Glad to have official proof that I don’t suck.
I’m honored. And thrilled to know I don’t suck. Whew!
Twitter Name: thienkim
I suck. Because I suck, I’m not telling you if I spit or swallow.
Twitter Name: chibijeebs
I was just thinking about this this morning, about how great it feels not to suck. Then I realized I never thanked you, proving I do suck. Thanks anyway. Going forward, I’ll make an effort to suck less.
Twitter Name: Lela Davidson
A very interesting idea, not just for the period of the crisis but for the long-term benefit of Iceland.
It would of course require the laying of the world’s longest undersea power cable.