This is a quiz. It is only a quiz. If this were a real life scenario, you might find yourself pooping in the dark. Again.
I recently stayed in an uber swank hotel in an “up and coming” neighborhood in New York City. That means that there is still graffiti on all the surrounding buildings, but the cement ceiling in your hotel room is cool. It also means that the cashmere throw on your bed can be purchased for $350 and you can see into the shower from your bed.
Lucky you.
But back to your quiz.
In this swanky urban hotel, there were two things on the bathroom wall.
Thing 1
Thing 2
One of these two things turns on the light, and one of them flushes the toilet. Do you know which is which?
If you said that thing 1 turned on the light and thing 2 flushed the toilet, then you are right!
You are also smarter than I am at 3 in the morning when I have finally given in to the pressure of my bladder and stumbled out of bed to pee and can only remember that I have to press something on the wall to turn on the lights in this joint.
And because you are smarter than me, you will not find yourself sitting in the dark with the toilet flushing under your butt over and over again.
Congratulations.
Your prize is smug satisfaction.
About Britt Reints
Welcome to my personal hell. We just moved from Texas to Poland. Yes, the country.
We live in an apartment building. Every time we go in the stairwell I ring my neighbor’s bell instead of turning on the hall lights. Whee!
Twitter Name: TalkIsPrimary
What on earth is your husband doing?! LOL!!
Well, I guess all I get is red-faced shame then. And a hypothetically over-flushed toilet? Because I would have gotten that wrong at 3 in the AFTERNOON forget in the middle of the night…
Twitter Name: BuffiSugarMommy
good timing. just returned from a biz trip (wacked, i know) to FL where I almost pulled the faucet off the wall trying to turn on the water. Got the soap to work just fine, but some brain-hole thought good idea to put faucet on/off switch as a kick plate on the wall. Dumbfuck.
Twitter Name: returntoworkmom
good timing. just returned from a biz trip (wacked, i know) to FL where I almost pulled the faucet off the wall trying to turn on the water. Got the soap to work just fine, but some brain-hole thought good idea to put faucet on/off switch as a kick plate on the wall. Dumbfuck.
Twitter Name: returntoworkmom