The Most Frequently Everything

The other day Bossy turned to Google in order to look up The Most Frequently… who can remember? Because when Bossy typed the words The Most Frequently into her search engine, Google’s autofill choices were much more interesting than whatever it was Bossy was originally trying to research.

For instance, take the first autofill option. Please. Bossy assumes the first autofill option is the most frequently researched most frequently phrase — and it would be this: The Most Frequently Used Portal of Entry For Pathogens.

Of course pathogens is just a fancy way of saying germs — and in the case of the most frequently Google search, the most frequently used portal of entry for pathogens turns out to be respiratory mucous membranes! Who has more fun than us autofill Google researchers!

Next up in the autofill most frequently circus is: The Most Frequently Used Date Rape Drug. And would you like to know what the most frequently used date rape drug is? It’s that very famous drug called alcohol.

Next up: The Most Frequently Eaten Vegetables in America. And according to Answers.com, the Largest Selling Vegetable in America is the potato, but that doesn’t really answer the Google search question, does it Answers.com?

But according to a different website, tomatoes, potatoes, and lettuce are the top three vegetables in the United States, even though Bossy thought tomatoes were a fruit.

The next most frequently Google autofill is as follows: The Most Frequently Banned Books in the 1990s. This is making all kinds of sense — germs, then date rape, then vegetables, and now books. Right?

And so what were the most frequently banned books in the 1990s you may be asking? Well funny you should ask because Bossy knows the answer due to the fact she is becoming a Most Frequently expert! The answer is: Of Mice and Men, The Catcher in the Rye, and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

And by the way, this most frequently banned list would seem to spawn a most frequently list all its own, which would be something along the lines of: Most Frequently Delusional Book Banners Who Still Ban Books In The 1990s.

And lastly, we have the following Google autofill: The Most Frequently Diagnosed Psychological Disorder. The answer to this question is Generalized Anxiety Disorder, although Bossy thinks there’s an argument to be made that the most frequently undiagnosed psychological disorder is: spending the afternoon chasing Google’s autofill feature.