Wine Me And Dine Me The EZPZ Way.

You know what’s super awesome? PRESENTS.

You know what’s really super mega awesome? PERSONALIZED PRESENTS.

You know what’s really super mega awesome -as-shit with a cherry on top? PERSONALIZED PRESENTS THAT GET YOU DRUNK-ish*

But where, oh where would one find all of that awesome in one present?! Well, pay attention because I’m about to show your face RIGHT NOW.

1. Grab a bottle of wine. Any wine will do, really. The quality depends solely on your recipients level of wine snobbery and/or appreciation. It could be anything from Boone’s Farm to Yellowtail to some of that other highfalutin’ stuff. I would tell you names but I don’t remember any. Probably because I was drunk. Just kidding. I don’t know what that means.

2. Then hop on over to the trusty Hewlett Packard Creative Studio page where you can find all sorts of cool, free printable stuff. Including: personalized wine labels! Awww, yeah. That’s what I’m talking about. I probably had too much fun coming up with absurd ideas to put on them (see examples below).

3. Type in what you’d like it to say, choose your font and color preferences and print that shit on card stock or printable sticker paper.

You can include people’s names or the occasion you are celebrating to make it extra specially custom. There is another wine label design available in case you aren’t fond of the “Vin de Table” option. (I’m pretty sure Vin de Table means “an old old wooden ship.” It’s either that or “Vin Diesel wants to do me on this table.”)

Here are some examples that I came up with. Feel free to use these ideas if applicable to your celebratory present.

See? Isn’t that fun? Not only are you giving a gift that’s funny and personalized, you’re giving a gift that makes people feel relaxed and happy. It’s a double win!

Here are other ideas for accompanying gifts depending on your particular relationship with the individual being celebrated.

Personalized wine PLUS:

• The game of twister
• Bubble bath (that doesn’t smell like flowery butt)
• Lube
• Katt Williams’ DVD, “The Pimp Chronicles”
• More wine
• Fruit Roll Ups
• Shrimp

*Aiming Low & HP do not promote the abuse of alcohol. Be responsible, y’all. Do everything in moderation or something, okay?