Sex music!

April 22, 2011
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Here’s something that we all know:

People have sex.

It’s fun.

We do it because it feels good & we all want to feel the love.

Sex is a driving force.

It’s a connection.

It’s up to you to to explore the sensual part of yourself.

I fully support the exploration of your genitalia, your heart, your passions, your orgasms.

God made it.

If you’re the type that enjoys tapping into that part of your body & soul, allow me to guide you to the world of sensual enhancement.

One thing that I have found to be true is the addition of tunes.

Music makes the world go ’round.

Music during sexual intercourse makes my sexual world go round & round & round.

You may laugh like a mother freaking hyena when you see my choices for sex music but I don’t care.

I don’t know about you, but a hearty sense of humor is a major turn on for me.

Which is why I recommend playing the following sexy-ish songs during your love making sessions.

Let’s start with a little George Micheal. He’s knows his shit. Homey don’t play dat.

If you’re still with me, I recommend going with a little Missy Elliot. Girlfriend knows her shit.

When you’ve got soul in your music, people can feel it. It’s undeniable.

D’Angelo can make you feel it down to the ends of your pinky toes.

I’m a sucker for a confident black man who licks his lips.

And if you’re into transcendental, trippy shit- you might want to bring a little Portishead into the bedroom. This whole album makes panties drop all over the Earth.

This song in particular:

So, here’s my advice. Take it or leave it.

Add some music to your sexual repertoire.

It won’t hurt. Either you’ll be turned on to the high heavens or you’ll be highly amused.

Either way is a win/win situation.

Explore yo’self, y’all.

Go have sex with music.

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About Robin Plemmons

Robin Plemmons is an artist. She makes greeting cards in her own funky handwriting that say things like, "Congratulations on making a human with your genitals!" & "I hope you washed your crotch because I'm about to put my face in it." You can find them in her Etsy shop (lemonswithapea.etsy.com). She blogs at ballstothewallyall.com & tweets like a horny hyena. Follow her if you like that kind of thing: @robinplemmons.

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  1. AF says:
    April 22, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    “…makes panties drop all over the Earth” I like it! ;)

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  2. Robin Plemmons says:
    April 22, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    I wrote this while I was tipsy in a courtyard in New Orleans. Can you tell?

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  3. rantsofayat says:
    April 22, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    O.k., played each one and I might need a private moment…and a wet nap. Happy Friday to me!

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  4. mommygeek says:
    April 22, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    So, I can’t help, it for some reason Rob Dougan’s “I’m not driving anymore” makes me think of sex. I also regularly boink to this song –
    http://youtu.be/MSv3Oez4O-4

    Paul Okenfold, Ready Steady Go. It’s sort of a club mix, but it’s amahzing.

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  5. Deb Rox says:
    April 22, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    Soundtrack moment from my past: Eagles Live was playing and deep in my soul it felt like the crowd was cheering me on. Live albums, give it a try.

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  6. Britt Reints says:
    April 22, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    I don’t understand how this can be a sex list and have no Prince on it.

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  7. IzzyMom says:
    April 22, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    “Chilly” by TNT

    http://www.youtube.com/user/carbonbasedunited#p/u/7/Lr1eHGStFDk

    Or if you’re having some serious gazing-into-each-others-souls kind of sex, then “Elegia” by New Order (Fast forward 1 minute because you can barely hear the beginning)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mitw5haqx5Y&feature=related

    Also? Love me some Portishead with or without the sex “Revenge of the Number” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-7fQoDk0Rc

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  8. MamaB says:
    April 22, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    Feelin’ Love – Paula Cole. Whoa baby!

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  9. Laurie says:
    April 22, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    I think my ex-boyfriend had cds on shuffle in the old fashioned stereo-type machine once, and Ball of Confusion by The Temptations came on and it was one of the funniest things ever.

    I’m a Prince person too.

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  10. Anissa Mayhew says:
    April 22, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    Just SEEING D’angelo made me need a wet wipe!

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  11. Erika says:
    April 23, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    I just got done having sex to music. And I have before had sex to this Portishead album, and my panties did indeed drop very quickly!!! Thanks for the other recommendations.

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  12. Jessica says:
    April 25, 2011 at 12:23 am

    Sade baby!!! Sade!

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  13. Kathykate says:
    April 28, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    Reminds of a day, 4 kids, 4 houses, and 3 minivans ago, when we used to screw to Anita Baker. The neighbors upstairs played her loud as well, and we laughed at the coincidence. When we neighbors finally met, I confided the Anita Baker passion. Neighbor looked confused, and said me too, crank her up when I vacuum.

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