HP EZPZ: This Is One Party You Should Be Happy I Did Not Invite You To

So the other day, I’m hanging around the house having this huge pity party and I mean huge. It has been a while and I wanted this one to be really special. I had invited everyone I had ever met and weirdly enough everyone I had ever met was busy that day. Even when I told them that it was likely this party was going to go on all night and probably into the next day, I still had no takers.

Anyway, they definitely missed out because one of the activities I had planned along with:

1. getting into a circle and describing all the ways I had been victimized
2. let me redisect my most recent relationship to within an inch of its life AGAIN

was

1. learning how to print a picture from a cell phone via my brand new HP 8500A printer.

I thought this was going to be hard and thus felt tempted to call my sort of ex boyfriend who I can’t keep my hands off when I see him to help me but then I realized that if I was going to possibly live without him forever, then I need to go back to trying and ultimately breaking things on my own.

Luckily, it was not only easy but the quality of the photo was pretty damn good. I had some photos already on my Android but I decided to take print one from my party instead. Here it is:

Like My Macaroon "Cake". Feel Sorry For Me Now?

 

 

 

 

 

 
All you need to do is:

1. Connect your phone to a wireless network.

2. Open HP iPrint Photo .

3. Touch the image you want to print. Touch Settings , and then touch your printer from the list of available printers on the network.

4. To print your image, touch Print .

I’m telling you it was so easy I’m actually thinking of applying for jobs as an IT person….or the janitor. Whatever…

About Jessica Bern

Jessica is a single mother of a 7 yr old girl, a money sucking dog named Teddy & the ex wife of a man who left her for his mother. You can find her over at bernthis.com, where you she blogs all about it and also watch the Bernthis web series she created about a neurotic woman's journey through her weekly visits to her therapist's office. She also spends some of her time giving out sex/dating advice over at rolemommy.com dear singlemomwalking and has worked her vlogging magic with Kodak and Seventh Generation and OneStepAhead SF.
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Comments

  1. Jennifer says:

    That is a very sad face.

  2. the Mayor says:

    That is one sad sack party you have going there.

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  3. Stacie says:

    Was this meant to be an advertisement for an HP printer?

  4. Stacie says:

    Doh, nevermind. I’m new to this blog, didn’t realize it was ad sponsored. Sorry!

  5. Poppy says:

    Shit, that sounded like a ROCKIN’ Party! Sorry I missed it.

    I recently configured my printer. Usually I rely on my son or husband but no. I really wanted it done NOW so, this is freaking amazing.. I read the INSTRUCTIONS that came along with it and those suckers actually work!

    I am 44 years old and I finally read the freaking instructions. I completely got your post :)

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