About Jessica BernJessica is a single mother of a 7 yr old girl, a money sucking dog named Teddy & the ex wife of a man who left her for his mother. You can find her over at bernthis.com, where you she blogs all about it and also watch the Bernthis web series she created about a neurotic woman's journey through her weekly visits to her therapist's office. She also spends some of her time giving out sex/dating advice over at rolemommy.com dear singlemomwalking and has worked her vlogging magic with Kodak and Seventh Generation and OneStepAhead SF.
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oh good another reason not to go to the gym.
LOL !
Twitter Name: kimt205
This warning was right on time, I’ll go back to my wii :P
The story was funny but the title of the video was hysterical! LOL!
Twitter Name: sharonkurheg
Bend from the knees woman! *g*
Twitter Name: therealneeroc
My big fat ass is my best feature. I’d be more afraid of whipping around and knocking somebody’s eye out with a 46 year old saggy slingshot of a breast.
Twitter Name: returntoworkmom
LOL.
The real kind. My eyes are watering. Especially the “ooopsy, guess I”ll HAVE to bend down now.”
Twitter Name: gdrpempress
See you confirmed what I already knew.
The gym is no place for me or my ass.
So thank you for the validation :)
Twitter Name: ByWordsMusings
She cried harder. As soon as she could come up for air that is.
Twitter Name: annsrants
Very funny.
You kind of remind me of Jennifer Aniston!
Hehe. That has happened to me. And I don;t have to tell you I no longer fequent the gym, excet to drop my kids off at camp. And for that I love the gym. And no one sees my as, because it stays in the car.
You are too funny lady!
Twitter Name: mommywords
Wow, sounds like you were both scarred! (but very funny for the rest of us.)
Twitter Name: secret agent woman
I was once privy to such a situation except on the other end, heh. Co-worker and I took our charges swimming. After the swim she stripped down buck naked and proceeded to bend over to dry her toes. Hard not to miss her ass in the air. Or the tampon string.
Yeah, pretty hard to look at her at work the next day without recalling THAT lovely image.
now i know why i don’t go to the gym. i knew there was a reason.
Oh, man, I miss feeling ok enough with my body to accidentally introduce a stranger to my naked ass. Or something like that.
Twitter Name: kblooey
So there is an upside to my self-imposed year-long exile from the gym after all.
Seriously, though? I would totally go to the gym to see that. But you are that hot and I’m that desperate for a thrill. :-)
WHOOPSIE!! BAHAHAHA!! Yeah… I don’t think that would happen to me. I’m afraid of showering/dressing without a locked door. That’s what happens when you’re fat. *sigh*
Twitter Name: Holly Jackson