About Jessica BernJessica is a single mother of a 7 yr old girl, a money sucking dog named Teddy & the ex wife of a man who left her for his mother. You can find her over at bernthis.com, where you she blogs all about it and also watch the Bernthis web series she created about a neurotic woman's journey through her weekly visits to her therapist's office. She also spends some of her time giving out sex/dating advice over at rolemommy.com dear singlemomwalking and has worked her vlogging magic with Kodak and Seventh Generation and OneStepAhead SF.
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Buy Jess a tension stripper-pole for Just Because Day.
::added to shopping list::
Address please?
Twitter Name: shuggilippo
dang – i’ve never been asked either. but i hear it is a great workout. :)
I’m pretty sure a stripper pole is part of your writer contract!
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
Didn’t know Trader Joe’s had stripper poles. Isn’t that an insurance risk ? What if, mid pole dance, my Birkenstocks were to fly off and maim someone?
Twitter Name: kblooey
I think Chris Rock would say you did a good job with Phoebe at Trader Joe’s: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tojBadSr2zI
There’s a reason Trader Joe’s hasn’t shown up in Colorado yet.
I’m not allowed to pole dance.
You are the queen of the closeout remark.
You nail it everytime.
Twitter Name: gdrpempress
truth! Kills me. She kills me.
Twitter Name: debontherocks
You had me at yogurt.
No for real. Where’s the yogurt? Did you mean to say you were going to wash down your meds with yogurt?
My next door neighbor told me a few years ago that when my oldest daughter was around 7 years old, Ana asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up. Gina replied, “A pole dancer.” Did she even know what a pole dancer was?? Gina grew up to earn her degree in Theatre! I guess it was possible that she might have gotten her wish! Luckily, she works in radio now and NOT on stage!
Twitter Name: Joanie Mack
I laughed. And I made a sound when I did so.
Twitter Name: annsrants
I coulda sworn I worked with you at The Frisky Kitty in Van Nuys, but those years were pretty blurry.
Twitter Name: suebob
Trader’s Joe’s is a dangerous, dangerous place. On the street, it’s actually called Trader Ho’s. You’ve been warned.
However, I know a guy who knows a guy who is looking for an instructor for the gym’s “Get Sexy Fit” class. I’m pretty sure there’s a pole. And I’m gonna put in a rec for you.
Twitter Name: theflyingchlupa
ohhh! NOW I know why Utah won’t get a TJ’s.
I have heard myself yell at George to “come out and put on your shoes – it’s time to go – you have to come out of the closet – COME OUT OF THE CLOSET! GEORGE! IT’S TIME TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!” Luckily it was just in my house. Although I guess it would have been appropriate for LA…
Twitter Name: BigPieceofCake
You’re funny, missy. I’m officially asking you… “Would you like to be on the pole?” I have connections, and you you’re pole worthy. Make no mistake. xo
I’m concerned that Phoebe is starting out so early on the pole. These days, we really have to be watchful of the young’uns seeing too much kiddie pole. It’s a gateway activity, trumped only by pasties. You haven’t seen any little glue sticks and glitter laying around, have you?
Twitter Name: fragrantliar
If I ever do witness someone working a pole, they’d better not be wearing khakis and a Hawaiian shirt.
Twitter Name: gonnakillhim