EZPZ HP Up close & way too personal

It’s always fun to get stuff in the mail & I was extra specially excited about getting this bad boy.

To my surprise, the box for the HP Officejet 7500A was enormous, so I threw some pillows on it & we used it as a couch for several weeks before I actually took it out of it’s packaging.

Just kidding! I didn’t do that. But I totally could have. The box is massive.

It took me about 24 minutes to get it out & set it up. I know it was 24 minutes because that’s how long the Wiggle’s show was that I put on for my daughter so she wouldn’t get all ninja-y & start pushing buttons.

I opted for the fancy large format, high quality, all-in-one. It even has a touch screen panel that shows you step by step videos on how to install everything. How cool is that? That feature was super helpful. You can pause it & rewind if you missed something. Of course, I did my fair share of rewinding & only minimal cursing. Overall, it was super easy peasy.

I chose this printer because I intend to make prints of my artwork but since I didn’t have the right paper for that yet, I had to come up with a different project for it.

So, I did what any good Aiming Low-er would do with a copier. I put my ass on it.

Ok, I lied. That’s not my ass. It’s my elbow. But I had you fooled for a second, didn’t I? And then you were probably thinking about how nice & tan my ass is. I used Picnik.com to alter the color so the white gleam wouldn’t blind you.

Seriously though, scanning your body parts is an excellent way to easily personalize your business cards or your profile pic on facebook or even your blog header. It lets people get up close & personal. Be naked in front of your audience.

Another body scanning option: scan your face.

After you scan your face, you can alter the image by editing the colors & adding text. Send this to your loved ones who live far away. You can either print it & send it via snail mail or attach it to an email. Who doesn’t like getting kisses?

If you’re into hand gestures, I suggest this next concept. Scan your hand!

I kept it sweet but you could spice it up & flip people off or show them the shocker. I’m sure that would be well received.

I will confess, I did put my boob on it just to see how it would look. And it looks hilariously awful. I’m sorry I can’t show you. Here’s a tip: if you’re going to scan your boobies, make sure you pluck your nipple hair. Unless your recipient thinks nipple hair is funny. Then you should leave it.

I also asked my husband if he would tea bag the scanner but he refused. Mostly because he knows that I might just put his balls on the internet. It’s too bad. He has nice balls.

Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed christening my new fancy printer & I encourage you all to go get one & start scanning your hot bods. I can’t wait to see what I can do with it next.