About Jessica BernJessica is a single mother of a 7 yr old girl, a money sucking dog named Teddy & the ex wife of a man who left her for his mother. You can find her over at bernthis.com, where you she blogs all about it and also watch the Bernthis web series she created about a neurotic woman's journey through her weekly visits to her therapist's office. She also spends some of her time giving out sex/dating advice over at rolemommy.com dear singlemomwalking and has worked her vlogging magic with Kodak and Seventh Generation and OneStepAhead SF.
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Love how the worksheet asks about “mom and grandma” in the kitchen. You would think in this day and age in L.A. they would at least say “mom, grandma, dad’s new girlfriend or the maid.”
Twitter Name: debontherocks
mom grandma from a worksheet circa 1955… puhleeze.
have phoebe whip out an iphone app and text in her order for delivery. or get the specials of the day before deciding.
or perhaps dad knows his way around a take out menu?
Jeez, I’m 46 and my mom NEVER cooked. Never got take out either, but dad made a mean cube steak. REALLY MEAN.
we gave birth to ‘em, why we gots to feed ‘em too?
Twitter Name: returntoworkmom
This reminds me of when my daughter started kindergarten and was presented with an play iron and ironing board. “What is THAT?!” she asked. Ahh gotta love the stories that illuminate our short comings as Mothers that the teachers just LOVE to pass on!
Yep, she is now 13 and I have probably ironed 3x since then.
I cook. But hate baking. On the bright side they all have learned to bake! Silver lining and all that wonderful stuff.