About Jessica BernJessica is a single mother of a 7 yr old girl, a money sucking dog named Teddy & the ex wife of a man who left her for his mother. You can find her over at bernthis.com, where you she blogs all about it and also watch the Bernthis web series she created about a neurotic woman's journey through her weekly visits to her therapist's office. She also spends some of her time giving out sex/dating advice over at rolemommy.com dear singlemomwalking and has worked her vlogging magic with Kodak and Seventh Generation and OneStepAhead SF.
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[...] “Can We Stop With The F**king Snoring?” [...]
Wish you had done this a week ago! LOL….just back from a mini-vacation to Cancun and we visited the spa for a “couples’ massage.” Husband snored for the ENTIRE 50 minute massage.
Not so relaxing for me, listening to that for 50 minute while on the other table. If I had had a pillow, and some clothes on, and no witnesses in the form of two smallish Mexican women, I totally would’ve tried your pillow technique. Con gusto.
Twitter Name: amlanders
Moving their heads really fast by pushing it on their jaw is quite effective too. And if you lay your head down really fast and pretend you are asleep, the snorer will think they woke themselves up!
Twitter Name: juliaroberts1
ROFL! Been there and MIGHT have done that once or twice.
Or a thousand times.
Twitter Name: izzymom
Can I borrow your pillow? And if I overdo it with the pillow, then the bunny?
Haha whenever we went camping, I used to pinch my brother’s nose until he re-adjusted his sleeping position… Next time I’ll use your trick and be nicer and use a little pillow smothering.
As the significant other who snores, this is HILARIOUS!
Twitter Name: LoLately
Is it sad that I keep my snoring husband JUST because 40 is around the corner?
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
Snoring is bad? Oy, this is like Pepe le Pew discovering that others think he smells…
I finally resorted to ear plugs.
Twitter Name: Joanie Mack
Why didn’t I think of the pillow method? Instead I resort to elbows, knees and feet – accidentally knocked the hubby out of bed once. Now he’s wised up and after the first bout of elbows, knees or feet, he’ll drag his snoring self to the guest room. Might have to warn any guests of that event.
Twitter Name: RandomCoolChick
I really should try the pillow. My husband is in such denial about his “problem.” It’s the wine! It only happens when I’m on my back. Well roll the fuck over and shut up.
Twitter Name: theflyingchlupa
*cackle cackle* No one makes me cackle like you.
JUUUUUUst a little smothering, I won’t kill him.
Promise.
Twitter Name: gdrpempress
I, too, use earplugs. After kicking him and shaking him and barking at him to turn over.
Some of you women are pretty good at snoring yourselves.
Twitter Name: thejackb
Alright, enjoyed the tips but I have to know why the blanket to the right of your foot (of course it would be the left of *your* foot, but when I was watching it was on the right side) was rhythmically moving.
I thought there was a cat under there who was going to pop out at the end. Or your significant other who was going was gagged and tied to stop the snoring.
Twitter Name: chucktaylor68