I can almost guarantee that you will like me best.
It’s not my smooth lines. (Have you ever seen me on Twitter?)
It’s not my sexy moves. (All the girls with good parking spots get the hot guys!)
It’s not even my ROCKIN’ ride. (Really, come on!!!!)
It’s because, except the first post I wrote, I am the briefest writer E.V.E.R.
I am never going to be one of those great writers that paint pictures with words.
I draw stick figures.
Good stick figures.
Everyone wishes they had stick figures like mine.
So I can promise you that you have probably read the longest post I’ll ever peck out with my painfully slow typing skills.
You’re welcome.
I take credit cards, but no big bills.
About Anissa Mayhew
I love your writing just for this reason. little bite-size bits of Anissa. :)
Twitter Name: mommygeekology
I’m travel-sized for your your convenience
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
I’m all about convenience! :)
Twitter Name: ChefStephMTL
I love your posts, I am a big fan of sarcasm and you use it very well! Keep the short posts coming!
Heh. You either appreciate the sarcasm or stick knives in my wheelchair tires.
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
Found you on twitter, followed you here. Raging sarcasm at its best. You make the world real and twitter worth tweeting!
Part of me thanks you and part of me says you can’t blame the Twitter thing on me!
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
What if I charged $10, sure my posts are going to be longer winded, but you will be saving half!!
*snort*
You know I love you best.
Twitter Name: DExtraordinaire
Undercutting bitch! What is this, an auction?
Xoxo
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
shhhh don’t tell anyone that you’re right :-)
xoxoox
Totally our secret.
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
I do like you best. It’s true.
I mean, I tell everyone that, but with you, I mean it.
Twitter Name: Faiqa
You say that to all the big-booby Korean girls in wheelchairs.
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
WHAT?!! YOU ARE KOREAN? I hate Koreans. This is so disappointing.
Twitter Name: Faiqa
Personally, I prefer big bills. Credit cards feel awkward on your pubic bone when you bend over & they make this weird scraping sound on the pole.
Twitter Name: robinplemmons
Co-sign.”Big, big, big, big bills. Dollar bills y’all. Almighty dolla!”
Twitter Name: debontherocks
I would totally stick to the pole. Panic or snail trail? Guess!
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
Like Hemingway?
Twitter Name: Tropic_of_Mom
I mean, you know, he wrote brief but descriptive sentences. :)
Twitter Name: Tropic_of_Mom
I’m so glad you specified because I was thinking, “I don’t have a beard.”
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
Heh!
Twitter Name: Tropic_of_Mom
Hey Anissa, great to see you back on Aiming Low!
Girl, it’s great to be back!!
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
i’m always jealous of that. me and my inability to shut the fuck up.
Twitter Name: meredithblumoff
I love how funny you are in such short posts. So glad to see Aiming Low running again! :)
Twitter Name: mommabird2345
I DO like you best…partly because you responded to me on Twitter the other day (I rarely get responses from celebrities like yourself), partly because you’re the only one on here I “know” and partly because I like short, to the point posts that mention cash!;)
Twitter Name: tyandlaynesmom
I am envious of your ability to be succinct. Maybe I can learn something from you. I just removed a couple of unnecessary words from this comment to try to be less, you know, wordy or whatever. You’re really rubbing off on me. I said “rubbing off.”
Twitter Name: betadad
Well, Anissa, I followed you over from your blog. Gee, you’re as funny over here as you are on your own blog. I wish I could think of something witty, but you know, trying to make every word count… Now go get tomorrow, lady!