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In hopes of landing an audition for “The New Love Boat”, Pam adds a little nipple to her Charro impersonation.
OMG…that’s IT. She’s the new Charro. Too bad Love Boat isn’t on any more. Pam could have a steady gig and the Landers sisters could totally play her mom and aunt.
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I have no caption, but what the hell is up with that eyeshadow? OMG. And she does look like a stoned Charro.
If only variety shows were still in vogue… Coochie coochie!!!
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Divorce my daughter, Darwood, or I’ll turn you into a goat with just a twitch of my nipple.
Agnes Moorehead is turning in her grave over this eyeliner travesty. *spin spin whirrrr whirrrr*
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Trainwreck, table for 1.
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I love this one!
With any luck her nipple saw it’s shaddow and will hide for the next 6 weeks or so….
Twitter Name: steffierain
It would be a record!
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Move over, Borat. There’s a new mankini in town…The PAMkini!
Twitter Name: alimartell
HAHAHAHAHA…I can’t believe I didn’t see the Borat similarity
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Wait! I know! If I show you my ass, maybe you will overlook my nipple!
I wish she would so I can see if she has cellulite!
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Pam decided to accessorize her makeup and jewelry with a silver scarf.
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Dude…you pulled that right out of my brain. I was totally thinking her outfit looked like some complicated scarf thingamajiggy!
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Whether you’re a brother
Or whether you’re a mother,
You’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
A, ah, ah, ah, Stayin’ Alive Stayin’ Alive.
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Oh mah gahhhhhh…she’s totally doing that dance, isn’t she? HAAAA awesome!
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When Tom Bergeron saw this for Pam’s Dancing with the Stars Audition he knew that with a wardrobe malfunction that big that the ratings would sky rocket!
Is she really on DWTS????
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Yes, yes she is on DWTS. U think those babies will throw off her center of gravity when she tries to dance??
Dude! How will she see her feet???
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Striptease to the Jitterbug. “Where’s mah pole??????”
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I’m not a tranny. I just play one on the Internet.
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I hope nobody screams NEPOTISM!!!! because you totally win, Shauna Glenn! I laughed so hard I *almost* peed my pants—it’s only because of my intensive kegel training at the gym that I didn’t.
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nothing adds class to a barbed wire tattoo like nipple.
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The only thing klassier? A tattoo OF a nipple.
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“… I always ask myself before picking out an outfit, WWJD?”
(just thought of a better one…. you know with the whole pointing to the sky thing)
“…and I just want to thank ‘the man upstairs’ for providing me with the ability to buy this hankerchief…”