The last time I enjoyed a video game was in 1981, and I was playing Frogger with my younger brothers. Every game I’ve played since then sucks balls. Not frog balls, just regular balls.
Do frogs even have balls? I’d Google it, but I’m worried about the porn results that may show up. Animal porn doesn’t do it for me. Actually, I have no idea if it does. I’ve never watched any, but if I won’t eat animal products I probably shouldn’t watch animal porn.
I bet vegans are totally against animal porn.
OK, back on track. Video games… I hate ‘em. This wouldn’t be a problem, but I spend my day among nerds. If you don’t personally know a nerd I’ll quickly list everything in the world they care about:
GODDAMN VIDEO GAMES
PHP
The Sci-Fi Channel
Instant Oatmeal
Star Trek
Steve Jobs
Seriously, that’s it. Want to guess how many of those things I care about?
Yeah, none.
So you can imagine my fury when the entire workday is spent listening to video game discussions. I’d rather talk about frog balls, which are probably absolutely adorable.
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Just ask Shauna to google it for you. She’s fearless.
I like playing facebook Scrabble. Does that count as a video game? And Oatmeal- I really like oatmeal. But I’m not a nerd. At least I don’t think so. Crud- is there a test I can take?
Maybe we work at the same place?
I agree, it’s SO annoying.
Twitter Name: LovinStilettos
I love video games. AND nerds.
Twitter Name: mariamelee
shit, i like all of those things.
What do you have when you have two green balls sitting in your hand? Kermit’s undivided attention. :-)
See – frogs do have balls!
Twitter Name: jdiettrich
I was born in 1981!
I haven’t played a video game since paper Boy and Sonic the Hedgehog.
But I do like me some animal porn.
Heh.
Twitter Name: barefootfoodie
FROGGER!!! First video game I played, ever, too!
You forgot their love of Hot Pockets
Oh, my. My friend Nancy just recommended that I read your blog. I can tell that I am going to like it. A lot.