Survivor Heroes and Villians Recap, Week Six: Banana Etiquette

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That’s right: Banana Etiquette. This weeks episode of Survivor: Heroes and Villains was The Awesome. Not only were there surprises galore and a double tribal council, there was a lesson about banana etiquette AND a truckload hot dogs and pop. Bet you didn’t see that coming. Anyway, this is how it all panned out: Post [...]

There’s a ‘that’s what she said’ joke in here somewhere, I’m just too busy trying not to get fired to find it.

I’ve always considered myself informed on the subject of politics. However, a conversation with one of my co-workers left me wondering if perhaps I’m clueless when it comes to all things political. “Sarah, do you know where my caucus is?” “Um… did you check your pants?” “I’m trying to be serious here. Will you just [...]

If I’ve Flashed You Recently, I’m Truly Sorry.

For those who don’t know me, I’m kind of a prude. I don’t like to reveal much skin and low cut necklines make me sweat in a not-so ladylike way. Sometimes I can do sexier clothing on public occasions but usually when I go that route, I end up freaking out and spending lots of [...]

An Easter Confession

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I have a confession to make. I’ve never dyed Easter eggs with my kids. Yeah. When my kids were younger and at the right age to be introduced to the spring ritual of gaily dying Easter eggs at the kitchen table,  I was like “Noooo effing way! Toooo messy! I’m not some kinda crazy masochist!” [...]

Survivor Heroes and Villians Recap, Week Five: ‘I Got the Message Brother, We Will Go When I’m Ready.’

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Another week passes and missing last weeks recap really sucked. It was an awesome episode that included the first jaw-dropping blindside of the season. And it was delivered by none other than country boy JT. With his vote aligned with Colby and Tom, Cirie was sent back to civilization. I think it was good to [...]

It’s Never Too Early to Ruin Your Kid’s Life

I’ve discovered a foolproof way to tell your kids Santa doesn’t exist. I may be a complete asshole, but even I can be sympathetic to parents who don’t want to crush the hopes and dreams of their children.  This is why I have developed the “Taking the Easy Way Out” plan. All you need to [...]

The Skinny ~ Scary Mommy

We have questions.  Twitter has answers. And, it’s there where we find…the skinny. This week I sat down with the darling of the blog world, Jill from Scary Mommy.   I met Jill at a cocktail party last year.  We made fun of drunk people.  I love her. 1. What is your favorite big-girl drink? I’m [...]

Fun with Captions!

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Think you can do better? Share your wittiest captions in the comments. If you make me pee my pants, you totally win!

Frog Balls are the New Black, Or Green… I’m so Confused

The last time I enjoyed a video game was in 1981, and I was playing Frogger with my younger brothers. Every game I’ve played since then sucks balls. Not frog balls, just regular balls. Do frogs even have balls? I’d Google it, but I’m worried about the porn results that may show up. Animal porn [...]

We Haz News!

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Did you hear? Aiming Low won a Bloggie award for Best New Weblog. I KNOW!  We’re totally psyched about it, too. But way more important than the happy dancing we’ve been doing and the sparkly confetti all over the floor and the purple unicorns we rented to celebrate this awesometastical honor, is the GREAT BIG [...]

Survivor Heroes and Villains Recap, Week Three: ‘That Girl is Like a Virus’

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The Heroes are down in the dumps after the last tribal council. But immediately on returning to camp James defuses the situation by saying “we got to stop losing people… am I saying it wrong?” Tom just says that there is a lot of frustration and James could have been gentler, but after some bro [...]