We have questions. Twitter has answers. And, it’s there where we find…the skinny. Shhhh…your kids are sleeping. Your husband/boyfriend/wife/lover is snoring. You have no idea what the dog is doing, and you don’t even care. It’s quiet. And your glass of wine is full. So, we want to know…what if your favorite guilty pleasure blog? [...]
The Big Three: Which One’s Your Favorite?
Wow. Someone actually asked me to write about sex. I’ll try…through the stream of happy tears raining on my keyboard. Where to begin? Well, I like it a lot. It’s one of my favorite things ever. I spend a good bit of time doing it, and when I’m not doing it, thinking about the next [...]
Reality Has No Place in Our World
I’ve never seen an entire episode of “Oprah.” Or “Survivor.” Or “Big Brother.” I have, however, seen every season of “Gilmore Girls” ten times each. Seriously. I’m addicted. Whenever someone tells me they, too, watch the show I feel an instant connection. You know, the I WANT TO DRY HUMP YOUR LEG connection. Luckily for [...]
Survivor Heroes and Villains Recap, Week Two: ‘Social Kryptonite’
We go straight to the Villains tribe enduring their third night on the beach without shelter. It’s raining and the whining is pouring from many of the gaping pieholes in the tribe. Tyson whines about “The only thing ‘paradise’ about this hell hole is leaving it.” Be careful what you whine for Whiney McTyson. How’s [...]
Three Months, Two Days
February 19, 2010
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Exactly three months and two days ago our dear friend and Aiming Low head whipcracker, Anissa Mayhew, had a massive stroke. It was November 17th. For three months Anissa has continued to defy the odds with her awe-inspiring strength and will. This is especially meaningful when you consider that the doctors weren’t sure Anissa would [...]
The Skinny ~ Drunk Food
We have questions. Twitter has answers. And, it’s there where we find…the skinny. Whether the days are far behind you or still going strong, everyone remembers what they craved. So the question is…What is your favorite 3am I’m drunk OMG I need fooooood food? @missbanshee: It WAS an omelet and hashbrowns at Deli Haus in [...]
Resolutions of a Lazy Mother
This year, this mother of two aims to do less. My kids don’t really appreciate what I do anyway, so why not save myself the trouble? Less time on THEM means more time on ME. (Hey, maybe I’ll finally find time to use that Wii Fit all the cool kids are talking about nowadays.) So, [...]
Survivor Heroes and Villains Recap, Week One: “I’m a Gangster in an Oprah Suit”
So it begins, the 20th season of Survivor, which means we’ve been eating this stuff up for over a decade. It’s unbelievable that a show born of the loins of a television writers strike would still be going strong. This year they kicked off with a two hour show, so sit back and enjoy the [...]
Birthing Bread
The scene. Passover, in the holy city of Jerusalem. Husband and I are hungry. No bread to be found in the whole city. And potato bread sandwiches at the hospital. Pretty gross. And inedible. So we leave the hospital in search of some sort of food. Now, I must stop here and explain that during Passover [...]
