If It Has More Than Two Ingredients It’s A Recipe. So Bite Me.
I have a rule that I follow when I need to eat, don’t feel like cooking, and don’t give a rat’s ass if it’s nutritional. If it has more than two ingredients and requires a utensil to prepare, it counts as a recipe and also means you “cooked.” It’s even better if it contains at least two sections of the food pyramid, and you get bonus points if “fats, oils and sweets” isn’t one of the main ingredients. You get triple points if it is. Heh.
Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that you might be surprised what could possibly count as a Back Burner Recipe for the contest we’re running right now. This IS Aiming Low, for crying out loud. But apparently Shauna Glenn forgot that when she was mortified to know that I’ve served Glop for dinner before.
In my defense, I didn’t *make* it for dinner, I just reheated the leftovers. And you know what? It’s got dairy & protein in it, so it totally counts as a good meal. And you eat it with tortilla chips, so that adds another food group to the mix. SCORE!!!
Something like Glop could totally qualify as an entry. Potato chips and onion dip DO NOT COUNT, SHAUNA. Even if you DID serve it to your family one night for dinner. Which is kind of awesome.
So, you’re a faithful Aiming Low reader. I KNOW you have a recipe to share with us. The prizes are amazing, the recognition will be stellar and you’ll have an entire year’s worth of bragging rights if you win. What’s better than that?
You have until Wednesday night to submit an entry. Hurry up. We’ll still be here when you’re done.
If you want to know the official rules, go here.
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I did forget to ask this is this a US only comp?
kyooty´s last blog ..Friday Fill-ins, back to routine?
@kyooty, open to US and Canada, eh!
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This works for me. I don’t enjoy cooking and I’m not good at it. So next time I slap together something with more than two ingredients I’m telling my man he better shut up and like it cause damn it I COOKED! LOL
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It was TORTILLA chips and french onion dip, Meghan. Get it right!
Also? Glop = Awesome
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I’m just finding you and don’t know how I existed pre Aiming Low! I love this blog!!
Oooh. Yummeh! We made “Glop” growing up, but it was Mexican casserole, with actual ground beef layered in a glass pan and baked in the oven.
This version? So totally trying. As for ‘no beans’, I’m gonna guess cuz you don’t want to serve fart-stimulant at parties. heh.
All I’m saying is if my White Trash doesn’t win… someone’s losing an eye.
;)
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Can I enter more than once? Cause I’m just that greedy and desperate for approval.
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@Nona, You can enter up to THREE recipes!
@BarefootFoodie, Uh, I kinda entered four, maybe five? Don’t remember cause I’m kind of high on Claritin and Klonopin right now. Can you just toss out the one or two that sounds least likely to win something, please?
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Will you be sharing all the recipes, or just the Top 10? Would be great to be able to check them out.
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