Dinner is a privilege people, not a right.
At least, that’s what my apron says.
Ok, I made that up.
My apron really says, Cat: the other white meat.
Regardless.
There comes a time where people expect to be fed, and they seem, overall, to be happier when it doesn’t make them barf, and it’s not on fire.
Whatever.
You can put lipstick on a hot dog, but it’s still a fucking hot dog.
Annnnnnnnd we’re out of ideas.
So, we thought, you guys are awesome and lazy, just like us! You have to have some great go-to recipe up your sleeve!
One that looks amazing, but is totally easy to eek your way through doing the bare minimum. Preferably without pants on. And most likely with a wine glass in your hand.
That’s what we want.
And better yet?
We’ll even reward you handsomely for it!
Announcing, Aiming Low’s Back Burner Recipe Contest!
Gather your favorite aiming low recipes, you can submit your entries starting THIS Wednesday, January 6th, through Wednesday, January 13th.
10 finalist will be chosen by our Aiming Low panel, and then announced on Monday, January 18th.
Then? It’s up to the public to vote for the top 3 recipes January 18th-25th, which will then be vlogged by our kitchen savvy writing staff, and put to a final vote, to crown, at last, the 2010 Aiming Low Back Burner Recipe Winner!
The prizes are amazing, the button is rad, and the title you will carry for the entire year is priceless (read: everyone will hate your guts with envy).
So, find that one envelope you wrote that one awesome recipe on that one time, because the contest starts THIS WEDNESDAY!
Bon apetite, yo.
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Just dinner recipes, or can it be breakfast, dessert, late-afternoon snack, football-watching munchie, or good-enough-to-take-to-a-party appetizer?
Twitter Name: NonaNelson
@Nona, Nope, any recipe! It can even be a good drink recipe!
Twitter Name: barefootfoodie
@Brittany, Drink recipes are my favorite.
Twitter Name: NonaNelson
Whatever. Did you say, “Cat. The other white meat.” ?
Biatch.
@Allison, No.
It says Sanch: the other white meat.
:)
Twitter Name: barefootfoodie
They’re supposed to be recipes for the lazy-lovin’ ladies like us (nice alliteration!), right? Cause if so, I have a great one!
@Kristi, YES! Recipes for the lazy, exactly.
Twitter Name: barefootfoodie
I am so all-over this. I am the laziest cook in the world. Also, if you compile them into a cookbook called 3 minute meals, I will totally buy it.
Twitter Name: ladyjess78
How fun! I am bringing out the big guns!
I am with you Jessi – I’d be all over that 3 minute cookbook!
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I don’t have an apron. I just get dirty.
That doesn’t sound right.
But I do have an AWESOME, EASY, your friends will think you slaved recipe. I’ll have to go find it. (in other words don’t be suprised if it isn’t submitted)
i want an apron. is the prize an apron?
Maybe it’s just me, (it usually is) but I’ve read the post a few times and didn’t see where to submit. Any particular email address? A scented envelope decorated with hearts and rainbows?
Granted, I’m 7 months pregnant which means my brain has been sucked into my uterus and won’t be back for awhile, but I just don’t know. The agony is kiling me. Since I have such fabulous recipes and all (no snark intended…really).
Twitter Name: dudesweetie
@Jess, The contest starts this Wednesday:) I will post a link to the submissions page then. Now, put your feet up and make people wait on you hand and foot for the rest of the evening.
Twitter Name: barefootfoodie
@Brittany, It probably said that in the post, didn’t it? See? No brain.
Twitter Name: dudesweetie
Wait… Are we supposed to vlog the recipes, or just submit them as text? Trying to plan ahead!
Twitter Name: CutestKidEver
@Christina Gleason @ Cutest Kid Ever, Text, we will post a link to a form, it will be super easy!
Twitter Name: barefootfoodie
I have a great recipe, bitches!! More importantly, I can’t wait to hear other people’s lazy ass cooking recipes because I am nothing if not lazy.
Twitter Name: KarenChatters
whoo-hoo this is exactly what I need, can’t wait to see the recipes, and searching for my easiest, and tastiest
I submitted my recipe. It’s awesome, lazy and delish. My husband massages my feet at night everytime I make it. Seriously. IDK why, but he think I’ve slaved over it… LOL
Like I slave over anything… HA!
~Miranda
Twitter Name: Mirapelo