Just In Time…

I share a characteristic with a silk tulip, a milkbone, and the Mona Lisa painting….we all have the exact same attention span. I’m shamed when one of my kids grabs my face and looks deep into my eyes and says “stay with me ma” or “I need you to concentrate here”…… Just this past Thursday one [...]

Out With the Riff-Raffi

I’m confused.  How in the name of Greg/Sam, Anthony, Murray, and Jeff has my child been exposed to the likes of Raffi without my consent or knowledge?  Prior to this week I was vaguely aware of Raffi’s existence but did not know anything about him.  I had heard of the song, “Baby Beluga” but did [...]

recession panties: a view of the economy from my underwear drawer

A few nights ago, Ben and I reviewed our finances. Good news! Our finances are hunky-dory and we’re wealthy in love. So hunky-dory that we doodled hearts and stars all over our bank statements and bills and then hugged. The end. No, not exactly, and actually I ended up Google searching our financial particulars and [...]

A Bridge Over The River H&M: Release Me From My Viscose Prison Please

Word of advice people: Shopping by yourself can literally be dangerous and/or expensive. I know. That doesn’t sound that ground-breaking or even new advice but if what happened to me yesterday hadn’t happened? I wouldn’t have learned that aforementioned lesson. This past Christmas I received a few gift cards from people that really know me. [...]

Back Burner Recipe Finalists Round 2!

The votes have been tallied! And it was SO CLOSE! We are happy to announce, the four finalists moving on to the next round are: Jen Homann: Gourmet Grilled Cheese Katie:  Pumpkin Cake Sugar Jones:  White Trash Ashley Navarre:  Sexy Mexi Congratulations girls! The top four recipes have been passed along to our Aiming Low [...]

Threesomes are NOT the new Black

Winters in Salt Lake City are sorta the suck. We’re supposed to have the greatest snow on earth, but I don’t ski or snowboard, so why would I care? I was complaining about the weather to my friend Kelli, who lives in San Diego. She suggested I come out for a visit, and casually mentioned [...]

So much important stuff!

What a week! As you head into your weekend, three things to click. 1.  Going to BlogHer?  Did you know Aiming Low Submitted a panel idea?  WE DID!  Please click on over and choose the “I would attend this session!” link. Thanks! 2.  Last day to vote for the Back Burner Recipe Contest finalists is [...]

Next One Is On Me

I pride myself in turning one of my worst traits into a positive. Now for those who don’t know me, I’m all about self-deprecation so it is a bit unusual for me to pat myself on the back publicly about something — save for the giving myself a high five for everyone surviving another day [...]

Aiming Low Back Burner Recipe Contest: Round 1 Finalists!

Dude. Over 100 recipes were submitted. So many, that we couldn’t even narrow it down to 10, so we went with 12. And now?  We are starving. What’s up next?  VOTING! Now through January 25th, we need you to vote for your favorite recipe!  The top 4 vote getters will then move onto Round 2, [...]

A tisket, a tasket, I’m going to hit you with my basket.

Earlier today as I was penetrating the freshness seal on my grated Parmesan, I was instantly transported back in time remembering it’s difficult journey from the Giant to my kitchen. Let me first preface this by telling you that Wednesday is senior day at Giant foods. “Why is this relevant?” you may ask? There are [...]

Procrastinators of the world unite!… tomorrow

Hi, my name is Elisa and I’m a procrastinator. *Hi, Elisa* Example: a couple of weeks ago we celebrated my husband’s birthday – the big 4-0. His birthday was on a Saturday; so on Friday I decided I’d clean the house. I admit the place tends to be kind of disorderly, what with Stella’s talent [...]

18 years of The Lazy.

It started with a zygote. And now? My oldest is turning 18.  I have no idea how that happened…I mean, I’m only 25.  Ok so my pants are on fire.  Add one or 2 or 10 or 14 years….whatever. My point is…I honestly don’t know how she got to be her.  She’s nice, funny, decent, [...]