To say that I strive to avoid most of life’s little unpleasantries would be an understatement. That doesn’t mean I don’t WANT you to know that your BO is unbearable. Or that your Darth Vader-like breathing makes me insane. Or that I hate you. It just means I’d rather not TELL you…you know, to your face. That’s why the Things You Do That Really Piss Me Off pads and the Apology Nifty Notes and from Knock Knock are THE perfect gifts for those who aim low in life—simple, to the point, and most important, funny as shit.
Of course, some people don’t aim low so much as they just need to get organized. I don’t need to tell most of you this…but the avoidance of cooking and dirty dishes by ordering takeout is SERIOUS business—what better way to show your favorite non-domestic friend or loved one that you care than with a Takeout Menu Organizer?
And finally, for your low-aiming yet awesomely awesome gift-giving consideration AND my personal favorite…Knock 
Knock’s Lines for All Occasions book bundle:
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- Breakups & Rejections for All Occasions: Chock-full of necessary lines for all manner of firing, quitting, dumping, and disowning
- Excuses & Lies for All Occasions: Everyday scripts for those who realize honesty is overrated, with clever lines for the workplace, friendships, family, and more
- Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions: Barbs targeting everything from looks to age to intelligence
- Pickups & Come-Ons for All Occasions: Guaranteed to increase your sex appeal by 42.9 percent
We’ve partnered with Knock Knock to not only provide you with a code so that you, too, may give the most awesomely awesome gifts this year with a 15% off discount (use code AIMLOW until Dec 24th) but we’re also giving away the very cool and yet totally useful Travel Organizer—totally idiot-proof for travel success. To enter, visit Knock Knock and then tell us in the comments which item(s) you’d most like to find under YOUR tree this year. The randomly selected winner will be announced on Tuesday, December 8th. Open to US residents only. GIVEAWAY HAS ENDED. Congrats to Michelle T!
- Our Holiday Gift Guide Giveaway: And by *glass* of wine I mean *bottle.*
- Our Holiday Gift Guide & Giveaway: Paper Culture
- Our Holiday Gift Guide & Giveaway: littlemissmatched
- Our Holiday Gift Guide: Between Me and You Journals
- So I don't have to hang out at gay bars...
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Twitter: amandam38
December 3, 2009 at 8:43 am
I would love to have the plan a meal bundle. I guess because I love to eat so much…lol.
I’d love the medical organizer. With 3 kids who have been to the doctor no less than 15 times in the past month for pink eye, 5 ear infections, croup, bronchitis, pneumonia…you get the picture. I have no clue who had what when, and should probably keep track for when the doctor asks me.
I love all the Sticky notes. How funny! The gingerbread one that say “Eat Me” is awesome, reasonably priced and would go over perfectly in my family.
Well, do you mean besides the $50 worth of stuff I just ordered? I think the travel organizer. Or the medical one. Perfect stuff for stockings! And our road trip coming up.
Oh man I want the New and Improved Personal Library Kit so I can throw it in my friends’ faces when I can prove that’s my book on their shelf that they’ve never returned. Or at least feel all self-important when I can talk about my personal library. Or at least put off doing chores so I can turn all my books into Library Books.
I would love to have “excuses and lies for every occasion” because I swear to God my boyfriend wrote it!
Oh my gosh, love this site.
I really like the Things To Do pocket notes, the Pet Organizer, and The Decision Kit.
Its a toss up! My favs are:
Paper VooDoo – for my mother in law post-call angst.
All Out Of – B/c making a trip to the grocery store and forgetting the basics makes my head want to explode
Slang Flashcards – gotta keep up with the times, yo! (Do people still say “yo”?)
LOVE this site… so perfect for the organizational nerd with a sense of humor. Just ordered a bunch of gifts – thanks for the discount!
Hands down best office supplies and useless crap EVER! I want the fashion citation nifty notes, the go to hell nifty notes, all of the sticky notes, and most importantly – THE BITCH KIT! I don’t know how I have survived without the bitch kit until now!
I would like the health log(hee hee I typed log)There are some serious funny things on that site.
Twitter: alotofnothing
December 3, 2009 at 11:44 am
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I love love love the Excuses and Lies for all Occasions! Soooo going to order that! You ladies RAWK!
I guess one of the first things that caught my eye was the 365 Reasons to Have Sex: 2010 Daily Calendar…The Chef’s Planning Kit also looks very cool.
I think I need the “Why I must have sex with you” pad. Holy Amazingness. Especially the “I’ll pay” check box. Would come in handy for those with busy schedules. I mean, not paying for sex. I would hope I wouldn’t have to do that. Shit.
sorry still procrastinating on the gift shopping. I got the me shopping done though.
oh, i love knock knock! the meal planning bundle is on my wish list…
Twitter: Anne54304
December 3, 2009 at 2:28 pm
I would love the travel organizer to prep for BlogHer 10 but I would also love the Why I Must Get Drunk With You pad in addition to the Bitch Citation, Why I Must Have Sex With You and THINGS YOU DO THAT REALLY PISS ME OFF PAD
Wow, that is an amazing websit, I want EVERYTHING! The holiday post its are awesome, the kits and organizers and arggh I neeeeeeeeeed it all. If you are going to force me to choose just one item (bully), I’d say the Idea Log is pretty awesome.
Twitter: alimartell
December 3, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I NEED that takeout menu organizer. NEED.
I enjoy the Apology pad. I just bought it for my sister a couple weeks back. We have a local gift store that stocks some of their products and I love all of them.
I’m a sucker for this kind of thing. In my quest to “be a better person”. I love the “perfect assistant bundle”. But it would be fun to brush up on my slang before I start uni with the kids next fall. Apparently the term “my bad” is..um..bad.
#4…. cause I’m 40 and STILL single!
Because I just spent 30 minutes going back and forth (I want all of them) I guess I should say the Decision Kit
I love the reuseable bag that is a flow chart of forgetting bag in the car. Hehe.
I love the Whenever Stickies Set, because I am definitely a procrastinator. I also like the Pros and Cons pad, because I find I have a hard time making decisions. Thanks for the opportunity.
I would love most of the things on the website but I would really like the Clichés & Platitudes for All Occasions under my tree!
Twitter: agirlnamedmel
December 8, 2009 at 11:08 am
I need that takeout organizer for me! I have too many to keep up with
Oh, I am such a paper/office supply junkie. Organizers, calendars, pens, you name it! My fav is actually the Best of Our Best Pads Bundle – the packing & grocery lists look perfect for us. Of course, I really love the smartass sticky notes, too. Awesome.
The New-and-Improved Personal Library Kit. Perfect!
knockity knock! i totally need the pills paper cube, voodoo paper doll sheets & the diagnose your neurosies meter.
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