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Thu, Dec 17 2009 | Published in Stuff Lust

Nothing Says Merry Christmas Like A Pair Of Fuzzy Balls

By: AMomTwoBoys  

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And by balls, I mean testicles.

Fuzzy Balls

These are my Santa Pants.

I have worn them every year, throughout the month of December, for the past 8 years.

Yes, I wear them outside of the house.  But really only to get  the mail or put up the Christmas lights.  Maybe to get gas. I don’t wear them to Target or  the grocery store.  I have standards.

Not being featured on “People of WalMart” is one of my New Years Resolutions this year.

Plus, I’m not entirely convinced that I won’t be arrested for indecent exposure when I wear them.

But really, who doesn’t love fuzzy Christmas testicles?

Assholes, that’s who.


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About AMomTwoBoys

Meghan is a SAHM to, you guessed it, two boys. Dylan is 4 (and a quarter) and Zach is almost 2. She's also the sometimes awesome, but always nagging wife to one husband. They live on California's beautiful Central Coast, where Meghan spends her days in flip flops and her nights on the couch with a glass (or two) of wine.
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