I love cold weather. However, I don’t love coats. They’re bulky and restricting and the Stay Puff Marshmallow is not a good look for me. It’s 20 degrees here right now and I have to stay warm… what’s a lazy woman to do to stay toasty?
My husband says I look like a bag lady during the winter.
I prefer “Homeless Chic”.
It’s what I wear to chaueffeur my kids around daily. I go to the store in it. It’s comfortable and keeps me warm. The fact that it embarrasses my kids is just a bonus. Here are some of my basics…
Hats are your friend. They hide dirty hair and bad hair days- trust me.
Scarves are also a staple. They can dress up a sweatshirt and make it look like you care.
Hoodies- the hardest working sweatshirts out there. Again- put your hood up and hide your greasy locks. PLUS- your hoodie has a front pocket- or a muff- but who can honestly call it a muff without gigling? Keep your hands warm, put your cell phone and keys in there and you’ve just disguised your swollen Holiday belly- “what? it’s my keys!”
Add sunglasses and you, too, can look like the Unibomber!
Hint: buy your hoodie big enough and you can get away without wearing a bra!
Warm, trendy cute boots that a 14 year old would wear. They draw attention away from the fact that I am wearing pajama pants out in public.
When in doubt- add animal prints! Ooh La la.
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I’m with you on the hats, girlfriend. And headbands! And scarves. All great winter [lazy] accessories!
honestly? you are scaring the crap out of me in that hoodie photo. the others are actually adorable, though. i see nothing wrong with wearing pjs in public… muff or no muff.
I’m pretty sure you are my long lost sister.
Bring it on~ we might as well look fashionable in all of this cold! Love the animal print!
I am a firm believer that bras were created by men solely for the discomfort of women. Thus, I am soooo with you on the oversized sweatshirts. And really, why should I wash and/or comb my hair when I have to put a hat on to go out anyway? It seems so counter-productive.