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She’s SO Getting a Book Deal

katieLocation: The Dinner Table

Participants: My family (me, husband, and the four year old)

Subject: Frankly, I’m not quite sure

For the record, no one wanted to cook or do dishes so pizza it is! It was delivery and definitely delissimo.

4yo: Mommy, can you take me to a mommy blog someday?

husband: *snort*

me: Uh…sure… you mean you want to go to BlogHer?

4yo: No mommy, I want to go to a mommy blog.

me: Yeah, okay… I’ll take you to a mommy blog right after dinner.

I figured I would sort out the logistics of that one after eating. Best to “reserve that thinking stuff for times when you’ve got a full tummy” is my credo.

4yo: Thanks Mommy.

Silence ruled while pizza is inhaled. Between slices the conversation picked up again.

husband to 4yo: So do you want to write a mommy blog?

4yo: Yes

me: Really?

One would think with the example that has been set for her that the last thing on this planet this child would want to do is blog.

4yo: YES

husband: You need a topic or focus otherwise no one will read you.

me: Is that my problem?

husband ignores me and continues to 4yo: So what will you write about?

4yo pauses. After some deep thought, a huge smile spreads across her face.

4yo: POOP! I’ll write about poop!

me: You are going to be a very successful blogger my dear.

About Katie Motherbumper

Charged with attempting to find humour in her parenting skills and so called "gen-x" upbringing. The jury is still out.

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