Remember the other day when I told you all that Jen is a closet neat freak (no pun intended- HA!) and I was going to move to have her tidy ass fired from Aiming Low?
Well, APPARENTLY she reads the site because this is how I found her stuff a few days later:
It’s like my own private version of “Scared Straight”, except it’s called “Scared Disorganized.” Or “Scared Messy.” Or “Scared Normal.” (My husband just said “Or ‘Scared Meghan.’” To which I replied: ”Watch it, or I’ll be Scared Celibate. Asshole.”)
I take great pride in this. By the time I’m done with her, I predict that Jen’s underwear drawer might *not* be organized by color. Or, maybe it won’t even be organized at all.
I have big dreams. Go big or go home, right?
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Twitter: alimartell
November 4, 2009 at 10:46 am
gosh…JenBShaw is such a slob.
heh.
Twitter: AMomTwoBoys
November 4, 2009 at 7:25 pm
@alimartell,
She might not be NOW, but by the time I’m done with her…
Way to go, Meghan!!!
Twitter: AMomTwoBoys
November 4, 2009 at 7:25 pm
@Allison,
I do what I can!
Twitter: anissamayhew
November 4, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I would drive all the way to Missouri just to totally confuse her sock drawer and watch her cry. Not because I’m mean…ok, maybe a LITTLE cause i’m mean…but more because it’s JUST NOT RIGHT.
Twitter: AMomTwoBoys
November 4, 2009 at 7:26 pm
@Anissa,
That would be all kinds of awesome.
Twitter: DExtraordinaire
November 4, 2009 at 7:02 pm
you are such a bad influence…or good, whatever makes you happy :O)
Twitter: AMomTwoBoys
November 4, 2009 at 7:27 pm
@Domestic Extraordinaire,
Good point!
ah but see this is
pile of laundry
pile of clothes to be worn nest
and everything else still in working order.
Don’t hate me, but I love a tidy suitcase… makes me happy. Maybe that’s because in order to HAVE a tidy suitcase, it would mean I’m actually GOING somewhere! Suck. I wish I could pack a bag right now. You’d ALL hate me so much…
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