Comments on: False Advertising

By: Melanie at Parenting Ink

Melanie at Parenting Ink — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:22:04 +0000

Well, I’m 5 ft. tall, so heels are a necessity, but I’m not necessarily proportioned. When my husband and I first, eh-hemm, got together, he says he was PLEASANTLY surprised to find out what was behind that minimizer! And Spanx, well, I blame the need for those on him now–he’s the one who knocked me up twice, so the baby weight is HIS fault :)

By: Tam

Tam — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:03:11 +0000

@MJ_in_FW, Yeah! I bet he drools over the models in the magazines, They lie too. So gt over it!

By: IzzyMom

IzzyMom — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:25:14 +0000

Let’s not forget Sylvester Stallone’s calf implants and Carrot Top’s biceps implants and scary tattooed eyeliner…

By: IzzyMom

IzzyMom — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:22:29 +0000

Basically, you should only wear spanx and padded bras when you’re CERTAIN you won’t be getting lucky. And since married women rarely get lucky…it’s not an issue for me, errr, I mean US.

By: alimartell

alimartell — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:43:26 +0000

heels are totally NOT false advertising…because you KNOW a woman is wearing them. Push-ups and spanx are hidden, so MAYBE I can see that.

but heels are the best thing to ever happen to short girls. EVER.

By: Nita

Nita — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:38:15 +0000

Oh, come on, at least on the high heels, he should be smart enough to look down. You can see what shoes someone is wearing.

As far as the Spanx and bras – a little misrepresentation never hurt anyone – he shouldn’t be so shallow!

By: MJ_in_FW

MJ_in_FW — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:38:38 +0000

There are the *good* lies and the *bad* lies. Spanx, heels and padded bras (or simply lift the big saggy bag-bras) are the *good* lies. It’s like air-brushing for real life chicks.

By: Kami

Kami — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:05:12 +0000

Wait, your trainer is calling us liars? He’s a trainer. He lies for a living. That’s not what his body looks like. It’s completely fabricated. Tell him to take 3 months off of his workout regimen. Yeah. That’s what I thought. Who’s poo-pooing Spanx now? Sucka.

By: Jane

Jane — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:57:20 +0000

And I’m going to add to Libby’s comment “One word – toupees” How about Viagra? And Tom Cruise and Sylvester Stallone’s lifts in their shoes? And Grecian Formula? And the unconscious sucking in the gut when a pretty girl walks by? Please!

By: Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:54:15 +0000

And he’s a whiney ass piss-ant. Get used to it, sucka!