Energy Drinks+Alcohol=wahh?!!?

by 3 Day Weekend on November 13, 2009

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threedayweekend2Remember the other day when I told you about how I let Giggles drink an energy drink with alcohol?

I just barely touched on it, but go on and look here, I will wait for you.

Back?

Good.

To start off the story a bit of background.

My husband’s family has a cottage at Put in Bay. You can click here if you want more info. on the island. Because if you aren’t from around here you probably didn’t even realize it existed.

The cottage has been in the family for 5 generations. It is gorgeous and lovely and we are right on the lake. I enjoy going there. So do a lot of other people. So from time to time friends and family go out there for a day or two or twelve. The point is they go out there.

When these said visitors are visiting they bring stuff to eat and drink because we have kitchen in our cottage. (Maybe there are some cottages out there that don’t have kitchens so I am just clearing things up) When they come out with their food and beverages and don’t use them all they leave the stuff behind for us, kind of like a thank you. At the end of the season when we close down for the winter my hubby and father in law clean out the pantry and most of the stuff makes its way to our house.

Now I go through everything and check exp. dates and everything. What I didn’t check in the Sparks Energy drink was its alcohol content. I just popped it in the pantry and let it sit there.

A bit of time rolls by and I decide that Giggles may enjoy this said drink so while she is in school I pop it in the fridge for her. She gets home and asks me if we can go up the corner store and get her an energy drink. I tell her she is in luck, I had one in the fridge for her.

She goes and gets it out, looks at it and asks where it came from. I told her it came from the island and someone left it. She asks if I am sure that she can drink it. I tell her its fine. It is hours from bedtime and so its really okay.

She starts to drink it. She tells me it tastes awful. I asked her if she shook it up. She said no. So I go in the kitchen, cup my hand over the open can and give it a shake or two. I hand it back to Giggles.

“Mom it is still awful. It feels like it is burning my throat, can’t we just go and buy a real energy drink?”

At this point I am pretty ticked. She really doesn’t like “hand outs” So I figure she is giving me a hard time because she wants a drink that she picked out, not something someone left behind”

“Listen girlie, ” I start in, “you are going to drink that drink and you are going to like it. If this is how you react to all energy drinks then I don’t think you will ever be getting another one again.”

“No, Mom, this is seriously awful. Taste it”

Now I hate energy drinks, they make me feel a bit light headed, but I was tired of listening to her complain. I took one sip and tasted something off, yet familiar. I decide to read the label.

Sparks Energy Plus. Plus what I wonder. What?!?? 4% alcohol!!?!?

I am feeling like the world’s greatest mother, I made my kid drink alcohol all in an effort to save a bit of money and not have to leave the house when it was snowing out. Please hand me my reward.

But, upon doing a search about this said energy drinks with extra added (by the way isn’t an energy drink with alcohol added kind of counter productive) I found this

Which makes me feel a lot better. Because the brand that isn’t supposed to be there, yea that’s the one I forced my kid to drink.

And if you are here representing some child welfare agency or other such thing…..I am a fiction writer. Couldn’t get a publisher so I am going on the cheap with my blog. Yea, that’s it.

Um yeah, sure, totally fiction!  Thanks, Heather, for your Three Day Weekend submission, we LOVE it!  Heather can be found at her blog, Domestic Extraordinaire.

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Libby
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November 13, 2009 at 9:24 am

I have a friend who teaches grade school. On more than one occasion she has had to take away a “soda” that is actually alcohol. Sometimes the kid takes it out of the fridge, sometimes a parent gives it to them not knowing what it is.

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Domestic Extraordinaire
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November 13, 2009 at 3:27 pm

@Libby, glad to know that I am not the only one who confuses these drinks. I look very carefully now.

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Grumble Girl November 13, 2009 at 12:30 pm

I’m gonna get some and start handing out cups an hour before bedtime from now on… these kids need a fun sedative anyway. Maybe if I put whipped cream on it…?

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Domestic Extraordinaire
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November 13, 2009 at 3:28 pm

@Grumble Girl, LOL-that’s the spirit. Its all about making it fun for the kiddies so that we can get them to bed.

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Jaime
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November 13, 2009 at 1:05 pm

There’s alcohol or extra energy in everything these days!

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Domestic Extraordinaire
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November 13, 2009 at 3:28 pm

@Jaime, I know, its crazy!

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jay November 14, 2009 at 12:03 am

I stopped at a little local gourmet shop, ordered a sandwich. While waiting, I was wandering around the store, grabbed a “lemonade” from the cooler and since I was thirsty I opened it while wandering around, drank half of it. My order was complete, I went to the cash register and paid for my drink and lunch and left. Drove home and while eating my sandwich, noticed the “lemonade” was actually one of the HARD LEMONADE’S….an alcoholic beverage. Yeah, the one I was drinking in the store and while driving home. My daughter was with me, good thing she is not a lemonade drinker!!

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Domestic Extraordinaire
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November 14, 2009 at 7:44 am

@jay, Isn’t it amazing how the Packaging blends in to look like the non alcoholic counter part.

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iamstillbroken November 15, 2009 at 4:01 pm

Malt liquor is bad enough by itself – I can’t imagine how adding an energy drink to that could improve it at all! I mean, I’ve been putting Red Bull in vodka for years, but that’s a little different. Just thinking about malt liquor…blech!

Makes me wonder how many of the convenience store clerks really look at what they’re ringing up. How many of them are just sticking them right into minors’ hands?

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kyooty November 16, 2009 at 6:56 pm

I just learned something new!

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Jessie November 20, 2009 at 11:18 am

Have you seen this? http://www.parentdish.com/2008/04/29/ball-park-lemonade-lands-boy-in-foster-care/

Dad accidently bought Mike’s Hard Lemonade for his son at a baseball game and the kid ended up in foster care.

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