Comments on: A-hole Invaders!!!

By: megan

megan — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:39:16 +0000

Ran into the same problem at my house. Since I am dirt poor and couldn’t afford to buy any fancy poisoning stuff, Dr. Google told me that ants hate cinnamon. Bath and Body Works Cinnamon Room Spray…REPURPOSED!!! Ants were abolished, and the house smelled great…double WIN!

By: Jill

Jill — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:36:07 +0000

I apparently have asshole field mice. Who have mistaken my house for a field.
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By: Mountain Momma

Mountain Momma — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:14:02 +0000

We had this same problem this summer. But they were big, fat ants – and smart. The suckers would hide from me every time I went to squish one of them. And then they would use their dam ant ESP to tell all their buddies to run and hide. We had the house professionally sprayed and it didn’t even work the first time.
PS: someone told me borax and sugar works to kill the little shits.
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By: Finn

Finn — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:39:55 +0000

@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], This stuff is called Protexall “Ant-Kil” (don’t even get me started on the spelling and quotes thing…). It’s got orthoboric acid in it and is for sweet and grease-eating ants. I think you can get it in Home Depot.
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By: carissajaded

carissajaded — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:02:43 +0000

AHHH i don’t know what is worse, the ants in your kitchen or the mosquitos in my bedroom! IT IS NOVEMBER! i’m going crazy!!
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By: Kami

Kami — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:54:55 +0000

When I was growing up, in Miami, we had cockroaches all over the house. The flying kind. Big flying assholes. But I imagine teeny tiny black sugar ants are much more insidious. And crafty. And asshole-ish. Consider recruiting my one year old son to help you get rid of ‘em. “Ant, Mommy,” he declares in an oh-so-adorable voice. And then he crushes them under his little shoe. Dozens at a time.
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By: Grumble Girl

Grumble Girl — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:59:07 +0000

Sorry about your assholes. I hope you don’t have to move. That would suck donkey’s balls.
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By: Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:09:13 +0000

@Nicole,

that’s what i call my brother in law.
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By: Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:08:51 +0000

@Jaime,

illiterate ants are assholes.
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By: Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:08:25 +0000

@tena,

i like things to have dual purposes.
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