The other day while I was tweeting paying bills online, I heard my 3 year old say EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.
It’s not unusual for my 3 year old to say EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW. So, I thought nothing of it.
Then, he came walking into the office where I was sitting and in his hands he had a Tupperware bowl that had something brown in it.
Something large and brown and smelly. I should mention that we have a large 2 1/2 year old Bull Mastiff.
“Oh MAH HOLY HELL is that what I think it is!?!?!”
I try not to freak out and I calmly ask him.. “Did you pick that poop up with your hands and put it in that bowl?”
3 year old: “No Mom, I just found it in my room like that”
He was right. I went in his room and looked. There was NO poop on the floor!
So apparently, while I can’t get my just-turned-3 year old- son to poop in the potty, I can get our 2 1/2 year old Bull Mastiff to poop in Tupperware.
OMG- that is hilarious! The mysterous tupperware full of poop!
Twitter Name: tenakim
I wish we could get my cats to hack up their hairballs onto something other than the new area rug. What’s your secret?!
Twitter Name: Amy_Urquhart
@Assertagirl, Given the state of the 3 year old’s room at the time… I think it was the only open space ;-) Or else she’s a MUCH better dog than I’ve given her credit for being.
I’m trying to potty train, really I am. I just can’t. Dogs, though? I can train a dog like nodbody’s business. Well, maybe their business. Oh, you know what I mean.
@Secret Agent Mama, What is it with our dogs and our kids??? xo Yes, I know what you mean :-)
That is SO FUNNY!!!! If I ever get a puppy will you Tupperware-train him for me? Please?!?!
@Denise, SURE! Tupperware, kids floor.. leave dog to it’s own devices :-) VOILA!
I would rather my dog crapped in tupperware than on my stepmom’s more-expensive-than-my-house rug…. heh
Twitter Name: alimartell
@alimartell, ooooooooooh yes, I concur.
I’m not kidding when I say I almost puked in my mouth.
Twitter Name: alotofnothing
@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], But you still love me, right?
So did you keep the tupperware? That junks expensive…..LMAO!
@Nicole, Don’t think for a second that the thought didn’t cross my mind..but, there isn’t enough bleach or hot water in the world for that. The whole thing went in the trash!
perhaps I should try this for my cat since she so dislikes her litter box.
@Jen, Let me know if it works! :-) hee hee
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So Funny! Congrats on tupperwear training your dog! Good luck with the kid. LMAO
@AmylK, :-) Thanks. I know, right!!!!
I’m gonna try this on the baby, since she clearly has no interest in the potty… hilarious!!
@grumble girl, This could be a whole new movement (heh) in potty training. :-)
That’s hilarious! And gross.
@Karly, That’s pretty much my take on it, too :-) I was grossed out, and then I laughed.
THANK you for this!!! I really needed a food laugh!!!
@Elly, I really hope that was supposed to say “good” laugh :-) LOL
You’re welcome!
Haha, gross. Geoff used to have this huge ceramic ashtray (it looked more like a bowl and we don’t smoke so I don’t even know why he had it) and it ended up on the floor in the living room under a side table. Upon coming home from work I smelled the unmistakeable scent of…dog poo. After searching for awhile I found our pup had sh** in the ashtray. At least it wasn’t on the carpet!
This dog deserves a medal. Or a Beggin Strip. Or something!
Twitter Name: mommaruthsays
I’m about to vomit in my mouth!!
EWWWWWWWWWW.
And, can you teach my cat how to poop in the toilet?
Dying laughing. Seriously? Wow, what a feat….this is my new favorite site!
Oh my gosh, that’s hysterical!
Twitter Name: springraine
it’s all about the poo!
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