Aiming Low Tips: How To Travel as Cheaply as Possible

Flying is really sort of expensive.  Did you know that?

Something about the idea of defying gravity in a gas tank with wings is so cool that we pay ridiculous amounts of money to do it.

And it becomes costly.

Even if you don’t buy the $9 cocktails, the $3 blanket and the $13 piece of turkey jerky on a cracker they like to call a sandwich, it’s freaking price-y to travel.

So, with the rising costs of airfare, hotel stays, OHMYHOLYHELLTHEDEATHCABS!!! and all the little miscellaneous costs, sometimes you have to cut corners to make being on the road a little more affordable.

Seeing as how we couldn’t possibly be expected to cut into our booze or food budget, we had to do the next best thing we could.

Fake Aiming Low’ers.

All the fun of having them there, but no extra cost!

And? One less person to share a bathroom.  SCORE!

So, I’m going to share this very super duper trade secret that most people won’t tell you about.  HOW to take a large group of people on a trip for the least amount of money possible.

First.

Cut off their heads.

Then?

Put them on a stick.

THEN?

Just carry the disembodied heads around downtown Boston and let the good times roll.

Angie and Janet with FAKE Maria! Look at those smiles.  H-A-P-P-Y.

Katie, Ali and FAKE Amy!  Canada Represents, yo!

Ali’s making sure to “smile with her eyes”

Heather’s rolling with the gnomies

As close as we get to lawn care

Well, of COURSE!

Alli is practically a fashion icon in Boston

RAWWWWWR!

And the gang’s ALMOST all there.

CHEAP!

ps. to all our girls who can’t be here, WE MISS YOU!