So, there you are…pouring your heart and soul into your latest post.
THIS is it…this is YOUR moment of brilliance and will lead to a massive surge in traffic, corporate sponsorship from every Fortune 10 company, book offers, and the ultimate blogger’s dream…having Dooce admit that YOU are, in fact, the reason why blogging is cool.
#SNORT
Anyway.
You hit publish.
You sit back and get comfy to watch your surge into superstardom.
And then you see it.
OH HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER!!
You have been sabotaged by your own genius. And your browser’s tabs.
Because it never occurred to you that in naming your masterpiece that this could happen:
You are destined for greatness alright.
Penthouse is knocking on your door right this second.
About Anissa Mayhew
If you make it, they will come.
@Marinka, OMG- that’s brilliant
Twitter Name: tenakim
Pmsl….. nice one! x
I’m not sure which is more funny – the blog title, or the fact that someone was searching for “501st Tampa”, a Star Wars fan club, with that blog title right below it.
Love it!
*snort*
Twitter Name: give_me_a_latte
How DO you make a perfect cock, Anissa? DO TELL.
Twitter Name: motherbumper
You make me smile with your ‘naughty when you aren’t even trying’ abilities.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go marinate some breasts…..
How to make the perfect cock WHAT? What’s the next word?? Seriously, my day’s plans might revolve around the answer.
I recently did a post called “Unsolicited Assistance: J Names for Baby Duggars,” and in my tab it was “Unsolicited Ass.”
And yet, strangely, I wish someone WOULD write that post.
;)
“How to make the perfect cock(ring)”?
“How to make the perfect cock(a-doodle-do)”?
“How to make the perfect cock(n’ balls)”?
Which was it?
Twitter Name: alotofnothing
I have to know, is the ‘perfect cock’ actually attatched to a man, or are we talking vibrators, which can not talk?
Thank you for that very important PSA. I am going to write a post entitled “Change your tit…”
Twitter Name: mommahopeful
ah yes but you just hit about 1000000 with that!
{giggles}
How to make the perfect cocktail, yes? :-) MWAH
silly girl..
At least I know you all would understand that I feel that this blog post SHOULD be written.
Should anyone have any ideas a guest spot is always available for said article lmao!
Is making “the perfect cock” anything like making the perfect cake? Just wonderin
Hi,
Recently joined this forum now.
Look forward to meet you all!
Happy New Year!
Get an EFTPOS Machine!