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p.s. Yes, I am that gorgeous in person. Eat your heart out.
This hilarious but true Three Day Weekend post comes from April from April’s Little Family, Mama Loves Food and Mama Must Haves.
co-sleeping, kids
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August 14th, 2009 at 8:11 am
I just peed my pants. Nothing funnier than truth~!
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August 14th, 2009 at 8:23 am
Right down to the hair colors that could so be the currently 34 weeks pregnant me and my nearly 3 year old son. I. hear. you.!!!!
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August 14th, 2009 at 9:37 am
That’s so hilarious, seriously. Because it’s 110% true!
pee ess – Very lifelike illustrations. *high five*
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August 14th, 2009 at 9:53 am
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
I LOVE STICK FIGURES. you rule.
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August 17th, 2009 at 10:22 am
LOL, thanks! You wouldn’t believe how long it took me to draw those :-/
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August 14th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Oh. My. Gods. that was SOOOOO funny. Thank you!
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August 14th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Any story that can be illustrated with stick figures is a WINNER.
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August 14th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Love it! I swear I wrote this exact post (stick figures included, pregnant belly excluded) 3 years ago on my now defunct blog.
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August 14th, 2009 at 10:20 am
I couldn’t agree more!
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August 14th, 2009 at 11:43 am
omg, my cheeks hurt, my stomach hurts. that is so hilarious. so true, but so hilarious.
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August 14th, 2009 at 11:58 am
I slept like that last night because we are staying with friends and CO-SLEEPING SUCKS donkey’s balls. WORD!
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August 17th, 2009 at 10:23 am
yeh, that was an illustration of a visit to my parents gone horribly awry. *sigh*
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August 14th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Oh man, this is so my life right now. And we aren’t even co-sleeping, we just have a toddler who gets out of her big-girl bed nightly and joins us in our bed. Argh. I miss sleeping peacefully.
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August 14th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
For the people that this works for more power to you! My oldest slept in my bed from about 15 months – 3 years old not by choice but out of desperation. I moved him to a big boy bed way too early due to a move and his height. He would NEVER sleep in his toddler bed! I am all for your infant being in your room in a bassinet but establishing good sleep habits is good for mom and baby alike!
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August 14th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
LMAO this is great, I have a kid that sleeps like a clock. Love IT
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August 14th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
That’s ME! Except I am not pregnant and the little person is my husband!!
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August 14th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
HAHHAHAHA cosleeping is NOsleeping in our house. I did it for as long as I could. Now the ‘Nut swings in HER OWN ROOM.
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August 14th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Does this work with husbands?
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August 14th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
I’ve always been amazed at how one little person can take up an entire king-size bed and get two adults to sleep on the edges. Hence, no more sleeping with Mommy and Daddy in my house.
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August 14th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
This is so, so true. The other night I went and slept in her bed so that I could be away from the nightmares, tosssing, turning and snoring. The hubs and the kid are just too much to handle together.
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August 14th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
This could also be me…except stretch out that wee little person to an adult and call it my husband…and we have a King size bed…
HILARIOUS illustrations by the way.
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August 14th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
You are a vision. And I just woke up my daughter from her nap because I was laughing so loud. :)
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August 14th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
aw, yay :-) glad everyone liked this! we do NOT normally co-sleep, this was an illustration of what happened when i took the kids to visit my parents all by myself. LOL. he really did get forced into the crib on night 2. haha.
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August 14th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
OMG – You must have a stick-figure camera in my bedroom!
This is a great post, my son has slept in my bed since he was about a year old. He is a sweaty little thing but I miss him when I’m traveling. I tried to ‘ferberize’ and all that mess. I just took the path of least resistance and I have to work so it gives us more snuggle time.
Wonder when he’ll ask to move to his own room? Or, if I’ll end up goin to college with him!
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August 15th, 2009 at 2:39 am
OMG…. I just about peed.
It’s absolute torture.
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August 15th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
BAH!!
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August 16th, 2009 at 12:42 am
Fuck. Yes.
Hilarious!!
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August 16th, 2009 at 2:13 am
I have been co-sleeping with at least one child for, oh, let’s see, every night for the last 8 years, 3 months, 3 weeks, and 2 days. This is so true, it kinda makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
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August 16th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
that’s so funny and true! awesome artwork too :)
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August 16th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
ROFLMAO! Story of my stick person life! :-)
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August 17th, 2009 at 12:30 am
did you come into my bedroom and draw stick figures of me?
theres only one wrong thing with that picture.. Im not pregnant. I just have one crazy two year old toddler princess
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August 20th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
LoveLOVELoveLOVELove the pillows on the floor!!!
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August 24th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
That is so so true. Each one of my kids have a different sleep condition that causes mommy to get none at all. One talks, one moves, and one like to throw her arm across your face. And of course like your picture you get kicked. Not to mention my pillow stealing husband. I’m not sure how I get any sleep.
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