You’re here!
I’m so happy to see you.
I’d offer you a cup of coffee, but all the mugs are dirty. Of COURSE they are.
There are so many things I want to…hold on a sec…*COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN? I’M TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION!*…sorry about that, you know how it is, kids.
Anyways.
Welcome to the official launch of Aiming Low. *glitter showers*
Yeah, I know, you’re feeling the excitement.
We’re seriously jazzed you’re here and want you to feel right at home.
I don’t want to bombard you with the fabtastic…but really? How could I not? Seriously, the folks up in this site drip awesome from their pores. They don’t just walk on water, they SWIM THROUGH LAND.
Well, they would. If we, like, exercised and stuff. However, you CAN float in a pool with a cocktail and say you went swimming, so that’s totally a sport we’d get into around here. YES, we SWIM!
Aaaand, back to the point.
Which is really that we don’t have one.
We’re not going to be posting ways to better your life or improve your parenting skills….neither will we be expounding on techniques to be more influential in your workplace…and tips for housekeeping? *snort* Good luck with that.
So, welcome to the place where we try to throw unachievable expectations and ridiculous standards out the window.
It’s how we roll.
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Right on.
And can we make a rule that all posts are short enough to be read in under 1 minute?
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Well, Helloooooo! (Followed the breadcrumbs from Jen’s Twitter message.)
Hello right back!! And yeah, totally still tweaking fonts. HEH.
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Well looky looky…Anissa you so totally rock!
Hell no, I’m just really good at surrounding myself with the fabulous. XOXOX
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Anissa! This sounds like just the place for me…
Steph
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Talk about finding your tribe…we’re too lazy, we’re hoping you guys find us.
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I’m all over this. Subscribed and everything. Rock on.
Oh, girl! I promise you goodness and light. Of course, I’m known for making promises I have no intentions of keeping too.
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This site makes me giddy with happiness.
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*cough*submitapost*cough*
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Huzzah! Aiming Low is something I can handle!
That’s our goal…setting the bar low enough that we can either go over it, or trip on it.
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FINALLY!!! You know how difficult it was to keep this under wraps?!? (I kid, I kid!)
Am ALL ABOUT the Aiming Low. Now go get ‘em, girls! :)
Kudos to all of you! xoxo
wooohooo!
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home sweet home.
My blog’s slogan is “Where Mediocrity Kicks Perfection’s Ass” which seems to match your whole vibe!
So count me in! If you need more writers, pleaseplease let me know- I’d love to join the whole ‘low expectations=less disappointment’ corwd over here!
cheers!
:) come stop by Pajamas & Coffee.
Welcome to the home for the motivationally-disabled!
We’re not taking any new writers on the team at this point, but we really welcome you to submit a post and hopefully we can get it up as one of our reader highlights.
There will definitely be an announcement should we be able to take on more writers, which I HOPE is soon!
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OH! I’m so in love with your blog right now. So right on! Finally, someone who I can relate.
We all LOVE to hear that! We are who we are and we appreciate you for who you are. I hope that we’ll see you back here soon. We have good things coming.
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Looks like an awesome site :) Bookmarking and will be back! Aiming low works for me !
Anyone with the word Chaos in their name should get a special seat at our table!
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Thanks for the warm welcome. I can’t wait to see how low you can go. I’ll be back ;)
You totally made me think limbo and NOOOW I have that song stuck in my head.
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now THIS sounds like my kind of place…
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You KNOW it!! And I REALLY think you should write a post for us…yes?
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Right on sister….this is place TO BE, right? Who needs a bunch of women making others feel inferior for not being perfect? NOBODY, that’s who!
I am SO glad Hilly shared this… Finally! A place I can fit in!!!
I have three days of dishes in a kitchen the size of a postage stamp… and hubby’s so hungry, he’s been cooking… cause, ya know, I’m a mom blogger *read screw everything beyond my computer desk* Nice to know I’m not rolling solo in aiming low…