In our first week live we have learned some very important things about you people:
1. I seriously doubt the pajama industry is feeling ANY effects of the economic downturn because, DUDE, we like to have some variety when we lounge in ours all day!
2. You like us, you really like us and for a bunch of attention whores like us that’s like having our feet massaged while using the ULTIMATE NEVER-FAIL VIBRATOR all day long. And yeah, I can aim so low that I end up pissed off at my vibrator. Whatevah. Sometimes even THAT is just too much to deal with.
3. You have some mad writing skillz you’re willing to share with us and we love you like starbursts of glitter and bra straps that don’t slide down.
And! Because we are such awesome blog planners and totally know what we’re doing, we managed to finally come up with something to name our weekly reader submission highlight day. Yeah. We rock like that.
Welcome to the THREE DAY WEEKEND!
For us, anyways.
Fridays are going to be your days. Your days to tell us how low you can go.
Which leaves more time for us to indulge the sipping of the mojitos and the watching of trash TV.
Whether it’s parenting, the workplace, your mother-in-law, your pets (I HAZ the puke stories, thankyouverymuch), cooking, gardening….have AT it.
And to show our undying gratitude for your hard work *heh* we’ll give you one of our shiny buttons. You KNOW you want one!
About Guest Writer
Dude. I love writing here. Three-day weekends?????????? Perfecto.
I know…can we get any lazier? I loves it.
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
Which one of you genius betches came up with that name? Mama likey.
Twitter Name: Izzymom
I think that one belongs to Brittany or Maria..but I love whoever did it!
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
I would like to apply for the position of She Who Has Been Escorted From Government Buildings by Security….you can keep the puke!
Twitter Name: mommahopeful
That’s definitely a story you HAVE GOT to post for us….that is perfection.
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
I was contemplated how, and if, I could post something ridiculously low on my blog. Now – I might just have to send it to you ladies instead – always nice to know there is great place to go for low.
Love the concept! I’m in!
My happy? is {——————————————————–} this big!
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
I’m luvin’ it…
I don’t like to talk about it too often, except when I’m feeling pissy (which, hmm, I guess is… often), but I begrudgingly joined one of those stupid, effin’ Mom’s Clubs, only to leave a year later and make enemies. I see those women around town all the time and they do not make eye contact with me. Where is the love?
OMG, read your email and I may post that shit as a post in itself…THAT was hysterical and i’m equal parts glad that you found us and we found you. AWESOME!! You get lots of love here.
Twitter Name: Anissa Mayhew
what a cool concept! Just found your blog off to read more
Did you say Mojito’s? Is drinking them on Friday’s part of our job description, because I’m totally down with that.
Twitter Name: AMomTwoBoys