The Skinny
We have questions. Twitter has answers. And, it’s there where we find…the skinny. This week, I interviewed the one and only Katie from Overflowing Brain. She is excellent at baking, is very sarcastic (but apologizes way too much for it), and OH YEAH has a gigantic brain. If there was an Olympic event for people with weird injuries, Katie wouldn't be able to compete. Because she'd be injured. 1. What's your favorite midnight snack? It's well documented that I love anything in the cake family. But if we're being completely honest (which I rarely am), my midnight snack isn't cake based, mostly because ...
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The Skinny
We have questions. Twitter has answers.
And, it’s there where we find…the skinny.
This week, I interviewed the one and only Katie from Overflowing Brain. She is excellent at baking, is very sarcastic (but apologizes way too much for it), and OH YEAH has a gigantic brain.
If there was [...]
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