Have you ever analyzed the type of pictures that you tend to take? I think most people have a picture-taking style or interest. Some people’s pictures will consist primarily of their kids, pets or themselves. Some like landscapes, signs or food.

Do you know what I discovered when I was skimming through all my iPhone pictures? I take a lot of amazing pictures of my wonderful children and the only pictures I have of myself are ones I should not even be taking.

I can’t help it.

When I pose for a picture I make a face, because that feels more normal than smiling. I do a lot of really jackassy things I feel the need to document and share with friends to give them more ammo to make fun of me.

Plus, I figure if I am finding myself doing something that makes me laugh why not share it with others?

Yellow Teeth are Better Than Tasting Bleach Buttpaste

I drink a lot of coffee and red wine and my teeth are a nice shade of yellow. I decided I wanted whiter teeth and shine. The problem is that those home teeth bleaching strips taste terrible! I frightened my children walking around with them because I would drool on myself. I actually dug out baby bibs from the garage!

You Wish Your Morning Hair Was This Sexy

Sometimes I wake up with scary hair! I’m not exactly sure how it happens. While I enjoy having bangs sometimes they have a mind of their own.

Nostril Plugs Are Sexy and You Know It

I have a small nose and tiny nostrils so blowing my nose can be difficult. I’d much rather walk around with tissue up my nose than blow it constantly when my allergies are acting up.

What are some of YOUR shamelful self-portrait poses?